this was a moment of Lesen Zufällig ways to freak people out.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh Du do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if Du sit at a schreibtisch on your own turn to the empty schreibtisch and cry "oh Edward my Liebe how i wish Du were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if Du are sitting Weiter to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a Gold band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a schreibtisch at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself Tag stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for Du humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and Du sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know Mehr in this particular subject than Du do ugh the horror i hate Du all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits Weiter to Du Bewegen your chair as far away as the schreibtisch will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call Du in class answer and say "why did Du do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she stint to Du but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat oder drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school Tag sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy Gold & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the Weiter Tag change Tag alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't Du know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school Bücher and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your Friends from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting Du and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point Du start to snarl very loudly shove away from your schreibtisch and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your hemd, shirt mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any Mehr grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with tomate, tomaten sauce on your face whenever someone asks say Du had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks Du a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around Du looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry Frage that the teacher asks Du in a very bored voice like Du have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of tomate, tomaten juce into class and sit on your schreibtisch (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.