2. Problems
The glocke rang to lunch. Jacob sprinted to the cafeteria doors. I sprinted to the wall. Only a few minutes. Gotta make it quick. I desguised myself as Jacob and ran to Renesmee. There she was, looking like a goddess, her hair twisting freely in the autumn breeze.
"Boo," I whispered romantically in her ear. She jumped and started to laugh. Then she grabbed my hair and started Küssen me. It was perfect. I removed the flask from my pocket and placed the potion in my fingers. Then I wove them through her silky hair. She pulled away and I took off my desguise. She gasped.
"You're not Jacob! Where's my boyfriend?" she asked, then she fell off the Wand as the potion kicked in. I felt a hot hand grab my leather jacke and pull me away. I was flying through the air and landed on my feet. Losing balance, I fell onto someone. Their body was rock solid. I looked up to see furious golden eyes staring back.
"What were Du doing to Renesmee?" the bronze haired boy interrogated. Five other golden eyed seniors joined him, staring at me angrily. Then the bronze haired boy, probably their posse leader, dragged me to Renesmee. She looked shaken and confused.
"D-Dad? What- What're Du doing to my boyfriend?" she asked. Yes! The potion worked. Wait, dad?
"What potion?" the bronze haired boy asked suddenly. Alice looked confused.
"What? How'd-" I asked.
"Edward, what's going on?" Jacob asked. Edward CULLEN? Oh, no. I ran into the Cullens. This was Edward, and the brunette that looked at him protectively must be Bella Swan, the large one Emmett, and the blondes were the twins, Jasper and Rosalie Hale. Alice was standing Weiter to Jacob and Renesmee. All of them were together. I learned this from seeing my future. Too bad I didn't see this far. I jumped when Edward growled.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"M-Mark Sepia," I stammered. I hope he doesn't find out I'm a witch.
"You're a WHAT?" he roared. Did he just read my mind?
"I'm a, well, I'm a... Witch."
Are these people what I think they are? Their skin was pale and hard, their strength was incredible. Everyone except for Jacob was cold. Could they really be a strozzino, oder Italian vampire?
"Yes, how'd Du know?" Edward asked. I detected a fearful tone in his voice.
"Are Du Lesen my mind?" I asked.
"Yes. And Du need to explain what's going on around here."
"Not now!" I yelled, and forced Edward to let me go. I shapeshifted and turned into a hawk, flying away. All the while I thought, is Renesmee half-human? It's impossible to have a kid when you're a vampire...
The glocke rang to lunch. Jacob sprinted to the cafeteria doors. I sprinted to the wall. Only a few minutes. Gotta make it quick. I desguised myself as Jacob and ran to Renesmee. There she was, looking like a goddess, her hair twisting freely in the autumn breeze.
"Boo," I whispered romantically in her ear. She jumped and started to laugh. Then she grabbed my hair and started Küssen me. It was perfect. I removed the flask from my pocket and placed the potion in my fingers. Then I wove them through her silky hair. She pulled away and I took off my desguise. She gasped.
"You're not Jacob! Where's my boyfriend?" she asked, then she fell off the Wand as the potion kicked in. I felt a hot hand grab my leather jacke and pull me away. I was flying through the air and landed on my feet. Losing balance, I fell onto someone. Their body was rock solid. I looked up to see furious golden eyes staring back.
"What were Du doing to Renesmee?" the bronze haired boy interrogated. Five other golden eyed seniors joined him, staring at me angrily. Then the bronze haired boy, probably their posse leader, dragged me to Renesmee. She looked shaken and confused.
"D-Dad? What- What're Du doing to my boyfriend?" she asked. Yes! The potion worked. Wait, dad?
"What potion?" the bronze haired boy asked suddenly. Alice looked confused.
"What? How'd-" I asked.
"Edward, what's going on?" Jacob asked. Edward CULLEN? Oh, no. I ran into the Cullens. This was Edward, and the brunette that looked at him protectively must be Bella Swan, the large one Emmett, and the blondes were the twins, Jasper and Rosalie Hale. Alice was standing Weiter to Jacob and Renesmee. All of them were together. I learned this from seeing my future. Too bad I didn't see this far. I jumped when Edward growled.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"M-Mark Sepia," I stammered. I hope he doesn't find out I'm a witch.
"You're a WHAT?" he roared. Did he just read my mind?
"I'm a, well, I'm a... Witch."
Are these people what I think they are? Their skin was pale and hard, their strength was incredible. Everyone except for Jacob was cold. Could they really be a strozzino, oder Italian vampire?
"Yes, how'd Du know?" Edward asked. I detected a fearful tone in his voice.
"Are Du Lesen my mind?" I asked.
"Yes. And Du need to explain what's going on around here."
"Not now!" I yelled, and forced Edward to let me go. I shapeshifted and turned into a hawk, flying away. All the while I thought, is Renesmee half-human? It's impossible to have a kid when you're a vampire...
-Renesmee-
Von the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes Du look cute."
"Are Du on his side oder mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be Mehr supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
Von the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
Von the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes Du look cute."
"Are Du on his side oder mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be Mehr supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
Von the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address Du in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”