-Emmett-
Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.
I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.
I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human Essen in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. Von the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his Piano into a chipper-shredder.
She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.
Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.
Alice was replacing some of the Blumen in the vase on oben, nach oben of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white Rosen in the crystal vase.
Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.
I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.
I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human Essen in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. Von the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his Piano into a chipper-shredder.
She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.
Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.
Alice was replacing some of the Blumen in the vase on oben, nach oben of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white Rosen in the crystal vase.
Hey, I'm typing away at Home while my dad takes Mom on an extensive trip to France! Jacob could hardly contain his excitement! Seriously, He's burst into a dog three times- oh, not again Jake! Four times. Anyways, whenever my parents are out, my dad posts up a Liste of rules. Here's what he wrote.
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No Friends over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on Du regularly, but call her if Du need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No Friends over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on Du regularly, but call her if Du need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
When she first looked into her daughters dark Schokolade eyes she felt Liebe and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt Liebe for this little one.
A kind of Liebe she had never felt before:of Liebe and protection. The kind of Liebe a mother feels.A Liebe so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The Angel – Jäger der Finsternis looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt Liebe and happiness forever.
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A kind of Liebe she had never felt before:of Liebe and protection. The kind of Liebe a mother feels.A Liebe so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The Angel – Jäger der Finsternis looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt Liebe and happiness forever.
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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sagte Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” Von The Police. When she asks why the hell Du did it, say that she reminds Du of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sagte Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” Von The Police. When she asks why the hell Du did it, say that she reminds Du of Roxanne.