I stepped out of the car. We were facing Jo Ann Fabrics, they had the best selection ever. Alice and I walked side Von side. She was wearing a pair of sun glasses. So, I wore some too. We walked through the double doors and Alice smiled at the unsuspecting husbands, who got dragged along with their wives, who couldn't help but notice her beauty. I must have looked plain Weiter to her. We walked right up to the only employee we saw, which happened to be a guy, (how weird?) who gawked at Alice.
"What can I help Du with, ladies,"he asked, barely able to get the words out.
"Can Du direct us to the white fabric, the kind used best for wedding dresses?"
"Of course, ladies, follow me,"he stuttered.
He inhaled deeply, then slowly exhaled before heading toward the white fabric. Even though I couldn't read his mind, I could just tell that he couldn't keep his thoughts straight. His eyes kept straying back to Alice. She smiled.
"Alice," I whispered, "you shouldn't taunt them like that."
She laughed.
"I can't help it,"she whispered back," it's just so fun to mess with them."
Finally we reached the aisle of white. I almost fainted at the sight of all the beautiful fabrics. The sales dude turned back around to face us.
"If Du need anything else, just ask,"he looked directly at Alice as he sagte this. If I were a vampire, I would have been able to hear his herz stutter when she winked at him. He blushed and quickly walked away.
I smiled at Alice, who was already smiling at me.
We walked down the aisle at a slower than normal human pace. Studying and feeling different fabrics. Finally, I came upon a beautiful, satin fabric. It felt as light as water on my skin. It felt like a liquid.
"Alice, this is the perfect fabric."
She felt the satin, "I totally agree, this would look gorgeous on you."
"Now we need a type of see-through fabric, to go over top."
We walked further down the aisle and came upon see-through fabrics of white color. Some of them having glitter oder sequins on them. I looked at several silver glitter fabrics, choosing one of these was harder. I finally decided on butterflies. I Liebe butterflies.
"So Du want a spring wedding?"
"Of course, that's my Favorit season."
We grabbed that fabric and added it to the cart. Then we left the aisle and went to the front.
"Where's the aisle with the purple fabric,"I asked the sales dude.
He just pointed, without looking up, to the third aisle.
We headed that way. Then we studied those fabrics and I found a fabric just like the satin for the wedding dress. So we got that, then we went to the first aisle to look at the decorations. We found some purple glitter butterflies, that would go on the bridesmaids dresses.
After the fabric was measured and paid for we went to the mall. I needed some new clothes. Alice and I went into the different stores, buying tons of clothes. Of course, they all made me look good, which made me happy. Usually when I went shopping, I barely found anything that looked good on me. So I was ecstatic when we found so much. Plus we got tons of colors. I loved colors. Then we went and got shoes to go with the outfits.
After we had all of the accessories bought and paid for, Alice let me go get some books. I got a bunch, most of them from my Favorit show, Charmed. Plus some others that caught my attention.
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When we were away, the rest of the family had been adding a closet to Edward's room. I found that out, when I got back. The closet was as big as my room back at my apartment. My eyes almost dropped out of my head just looking at it. Alice helped me organize my clothes and then Edward's clothes on the other side of the closet. Half was mine, the other half Edward's.
Finally, when Edward and I were alone, we talked.
"I didn't get to Quiz Du yesterday, oder today. So I'm not letting Du get away tomorrow, so beware. I will get my answers."
"Okay," there was no point arguing, and I had agreed to answer his questions.
Then we kissed, long and hard, but eventually he did break the kiss. Then he pulled me downstairs to the kitchen, where he ordered a cheese pizza for me.
"What can I help Du with, ladies,"he asked, barely able to get the words out.
"Can Du direct us to the white fabric, the kind used best for wedding dresses?"
"Of course, ladies, follow me,"he stuttered.
He inhaled deeply, then slowly exhaled before heading toward the white fabric. Even though I couldn't read his mind, I could just tell that he couldn't keep his thoughts straight. His eyes kept straying back to Alice. She smiled.
"Alice," I whispered, "you shouldn't taunt them like that."
She laughed.
"I can't help it,"she whispered back," it's just so fun to mess with them."
Finally we reached the aisle of white. I almost fainted at the sight of all the beautiful fabrics. The sales dude turned back around to face us.
"If Du need anything else, just ask,"he looked directly at Alice as he sagte this. If I were a vampire, I would have been able to hear his herz stutter when she winked at him. He blushed and quickly walked away.
I smiled at Alice, who was already smiling at me.
We walked down the aisle at a slower than normal human pace. Studying and feeling different fabrics. Finally, I came upon a beautiful, satin fabric. It felt as light as water on my skin. It felt like a liquid.
"Alice, this is the perfect fabric."
She felt the satin, "I totally agree, this would look gorgeous on you."
"Now we need a type of see-through fabric, to go over top."
We walked further down the aisle and came upon see-through fabrics of white color. Some of them having glitter oder sequins on them. I looked at several silver glitter fabrics, choosing one of these was harder. I finally decided on butterflies. I Liebe butterflies.
"So Du want a spring wedding?"
"Of course, that's my Favorit season."
We grabbed that fabric and added it to the cart. Then we left the aisle and went to the front.
"Where's the aisle with the purple fabric,"I asked the sales dude.
He just pointed, without looking up, to the third aisle.
We headed that way. Then we studied those fabrics and I found a fabric just like the satin for the wedding dress. So we got that, then we went to the first aisle to look at the decorations. We found some purple glitter butterflies, that would go on the bridesmaids dresses.
After the fabric was measured and paid for we went to the mall. I needed some new clothes. Alice and I went into the different stores, buying tons of clothes. Of course, they all made me look good, which made me happy. Usually when I went shopping, I barely found anything that looked good on me. So I was ecstatic when we found so much. Plus we got tons of colors. I loved colors. Then we went and got shoes to go with the outfits.
After we had all of the accessories bought and paid for, Alice let me go get some books. I got a bunch, most of them from my Favorit show, Charmed. Plus some others that caught my attention.
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When we were away, the rest of the family had been adding a closet to Edward's room. I found that out, when I got back. The closet was as big as my room back at my apartment. My eyes almost dropped out of my head just looking at it. Alice helped me organize my clothes and then Edward's clothes on the other side of the closet. Half was mine, the other half Edward's.
Finally, when Edward and I were alone, we talked.
"I didn't get to Quiz Du yesterday, oder today. So I'm not letting Du get away tomorrow, so beware. I will get my answers."
"Okay," there was no point arguing, and I had agreed to answer his questions.
Then we kissed, long and hard, but eventually he did break the kiss. Then he pulled me downstairs to the kitchen, where he ordered a cheese pizza for me.
Edward Cullen (born Edward Anthony Masen) was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois, and is Frozen in his 17-year-old body. While dying of the Spanish influenza, he was changed into a vampire Von Dr. Carlisle Cullen after Edward's mother, Elizabeth, begged him to save Edward as her dying wish. Edward only drinks animal blood and has the special ability to read minds, with the exception of Bella Swan's. He falls in Liebe with Bella soon after she arrives in Forks. Edward knows that he could kill Bella easily, a fact that torments him so much that, in the book New Moon, he decides to leave Forks with his family so they won't be able to hurt her. He returns, however, because he realizes he cannot live without her. Edward marries Bella in Breaking Dawn and they have a child, Renesmee.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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