10 Harry Potter Things Du Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters
1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.
2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.
3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.
4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.
5.) Du shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.
6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.
7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.
8.) Edward is NOT Harry.
9.) Nor is Jacob.
10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.
(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)
1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.
2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.
3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.
4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.
5.) Du shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.
6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.
7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.
8.) Edward is NOT Harry.
9.) Nor is Jacob.
10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.
(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)
These are some Twilight teams and why Du should be part of them!
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor Du will find
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor Du will find