''ok class today we're switching seats''your teacher announced.''_and edward cullen,mike and tyler...''the sound of your name made Du jerk up as edward cullen sat Weiter to you.''hey_my name is edward cullen''he sagte in his perfect voice.''hi'' Du replied shyly.at the end of class Du walked fast down the hall but tripped over mike newton and tyler,''sorry babe''mike smiled at Du he knew Du hated when people called Du babe.''stop it Du know i hate that!'' Du yelled at him through klenched teeth.''sorry babe''he chuckled again darkly,''mike just GO!!!'' Du yelled furiously.''make me!''he yelled as tyler tried to stop him.''newton leave _ alone!''you heard someone yell angrily from behind you.you turned around and saw edward cullen klenching his fists and teeth.''leave _ alone she already told Du to''mike laughed at him.''what's your problem cullen?''he asked wich made edward loose his temper and fight.''edward stop!''you shouted trying to stop them both.tyler managed to drag mike out as edward swinged Du over his shoulder and started running full speed with you. (you know he's a vampire)he moved Du inside his volvo and sped off.
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had gegeben them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had gegeben them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a Weltraum heater.
8. Tell him that Hunde make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim Du have imprinted. Say Du Liebe him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a Weltraum heater.
8. Tell him that Hunde make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim Du have imprinted. Say Du Liebe him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.