it was a normal Tag in the akatsuki. Pein was in his room doing paper work, Konan was making origami figures, Deidara was blowing things up outside, Tobi was annoying deidara and Miyu was practicing her elemental jutsus. She shot feuer at a bird, it went up in flames and set a baum on fire. “interesting.” she mumbled. She shot electricity at another bird and it exploded. “are Du gonna murder every bird from here to china?” itachi said? “shut up, there's nothing else to do.” miyu replied. “you could kill innocents.” itachi suggested. Miyu looked at him like he was crazy then set an innocent person on fire. “that is kinda fun.” she said. “but it boils their blood too much.” “well, Du could try that thing.” itachi said, pointing to a green blur in the distance. “what is that thing?” miyu asked. “it looks like a blur. I don't even think it's alive.” “no, it's moving.” itachi replied. “tobi thinks it lokks like a kitty!” tobi screamed. “well I think it looks like a busch being blown Von the wind, hm.” deidara said. “whatever it is it's coming towards us.” miyu said. “how can Du tell?” itachi asked. “just watch it, you'll see.” she replied. She was right, it was coming closer. The closer it got the Mehr shape it got. “i think it looks like a....bear maybe?” itachi said. “wow, you're right.” miyu replied. It was a bear. It was green and human sized wearing a military jacke and dog tags. It ran up to the group and started talking. “you gotta help me, I don't know hwere I am, I haven't eaten anything in weeks and I need a place to stay.” “you're in japan, I don't think Du can stay here, what's your name?” miyu asked. “I-i'm flippy.” the bär replied. “that's a weird name.” deidara said. “tobi thinks it's cute!” tobi yelled, running up to flippy. “who is this?” flippy asked, with a hint of annoyance in his voice. “that's tobi, he bothers everyone, he's like the four Jahr old of this place.” deidara replied. “i see. Get him off.” flippy said. “tobi. Get off, that bär might have disease.” itachi said. “shut up, I don't have disease.” flippy sagte angrily. “i know that but I was trying to get him off you, you're starving and dehydrated, Du don't need to be squashed Von a kid.” itachi replied. “can we Zeigen him to leader, please!” tobi begged, running up to deidara. “fine, if it'll shut Du up.” deidara replied, walking into the base. The others followed. Flippy trailed behind. “what's your leader like?” he asked miyu. “bossy and weird.” miyu replied. “hey leader, someone wants to see you!” deidara yelled once they were in the base. Pein walked out of his room, hidden Von shadows as usual. “who is it, I was in the middle of paper work.” he asked. “it's some green bear.” deidara replied, dragging flippy up to the front of the group. “h-hello.” flippy said. “hello, what do Du want?” “i just want to stay here for a while.” flippy replied. “give me one reason why I should let you.” pein told him. “you need to be strong to Mitmachen us, not weak.” flippy hesitated before he replied. “well, I used to be in the army.” “which one?” pein asked. “american army.” flippy replied. “impressive, I guess. Du can stay, just don't be bother.” pein told him, then walked away. “there is no way Du were in the american army!” hidan yellled, running towards him. “i was.” flippy replied. “which war?” hidan asked. “the vietnam war.” flippy replied nervously. “please don't make me talk about it.” kakuzu walked in behind hidan. “new member huh, don't touch my money.” he told flippy. Flippy just nodded. Hidan pulled out his staff and poked flippy with the sharp end. “come on buddy, tell me about the war.” “stop that.” flippy told him. “not until Du tell me.” flippy looked around with a panicked look in his eye then his eyes turned yellow and he started growling. “prepare to die.” he growled in a low voice.
Again I own absolutely nothing, and I do hope Du smile laugh and get inspired because those are just wonderful feelings and it's the purpose of all of this.
Enjoy!
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store Weiter door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say schaf, schafe Vampire Rock on them. Yeah, I Liebe the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with schaf, schafe that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into schaf, schafe Vampire that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Coca-Cola left from an Jahr Vor shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or Du shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?