SLOTH

'Do Du ever get off the couch, sir?
Do Du ever get off the couch and stop watching TV?
Do Du ever go for a run?
Do Du ever simply walk around oder exercise outside?
Do Du just play video games all day, sir?
Do Du even do any work?
Man, Du are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
sagte this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As Du humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see Du sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with Du sleeping all the time,
Du just make people angry because Du will not
Get up and help.

Du see, good sir,
I am the reason
Du may have dropped out of high school,
Since Du were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
oder have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason Du may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because Du were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
oder Du may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason Du may not have graduated,
For Du took school less seriously than others,
And Du did not do your homework,
And Du had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because Du failed them;
Yet Du could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took Du out of school,
Without letting Du get your diploma.

Du blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For Du struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason Du may have dropped out of college,
For Du thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the Weiter day.
Du gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes Du fail intensively.

I am the reason Du did not earn your major,
For Du partied too much,
And Du felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With Du living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And Du unable to hold a job.

I am the reason Du may have Lost your job,
For Du slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
oder programming the computer system
That your boss asked Du to do.
Du would rather play Sudoku
oder check your email
Than do what your boss asks Du to do.
Du would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
Du made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to feuer you,
And now Du have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For Du cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see Du in this way,
As miserable as Du are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever Du came home,
Du would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
oder making dinner
oder helping take care of the kids.
I made Du irresponsible,
Making Du unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand Du anymore,
For Du never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
Du pitiful little thing,
Du live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
Du better be careful,
For I oder one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.

GLUTTONY

Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

Du have probably heard these words,
For Du know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make Du hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make Du so greedy
When Du eat at the dinnertable
That Du eat everything in plain sight.
Du eat Mehr than Du can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
Du have a sweet tooth,
Eating Dessert after dessert,
Eating Schokolade bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's erdnuss butter cups Von the dozens,
And 100 tons of erdnuss butter cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way Süßigkeiten bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make Du eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever Dessert there is.

I am the reason Du gain weight,
For Du eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
Du are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see Du get a herz attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
oder Du will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.

WRATH

I am one of the deadly sins,
For I am the one that makes Du feel angry,
And may lead Du to do wrongful things.

I blind you,
And mask the truth from you;
I hide your actions,
And make them unaware to Du until
Du realise what just happened.

I am a curse,
For I blind Du from the truth,
And make Du unwilling to accept that truth,
Because I am anger,
Which makes your rage come true,
Which brings about your wrath,
Which is my true name,
And with it comes a grudge.

I am a curse,
And Du do not want me,
But honestly,
It is fun for me to see
Du hurting other people,
Even though Du don't intentionally do it,
oder even if Du are blinded Von the truth.
For I am Wrath,
And I take amusement from your anger,
And the pain Du inflict on others,
And I am from the fiery pits of hell.

Beware of your human instincts,
For I am one of them,
And I may Zeigen up in your fiery head.

ENVY

I am one of the deadly sins,
Something that will make death come to you
If Du should feel me at all.
I am one of your emotions
Something Du might not be able to control,
Something that will make Du mad
If I were to make Du feel it.

I am that feeling of desire,
Which Du feel most of all,
That comes with lust,
Comes with materialism,
Comes with things Du cannot explain.
I am the thing Du will regret,
If Du should
Ever
Get
Your
Way.

I am what Du call jealousy,
That thing that makes the green-eyed monster,
oder one of them, anyway.
I make Du jealous,
For I make Du want your best friend's girlfriend,
Make Du desire your neighbour's wife,
Making Du covet her in every way,
And making your lustful
Dreams come true.

I am the thing that makes Du materialistic
Making Du covet your neighbour's house,
Coveting the new lawn mower he received,
And the new 3D Tv he got at the store.
I make Du covet the new cell phone
Your best friend has,
The new iPhone 4S with Siri on it and everything.
I make Du covet your brother's new Lamborghini,
And your father's Chevy Camaro that was redone,
And your uncle's Ford Galaxy 500,
Which are all very appealing to your eyes,
Since Du Liebe cars so much.
I make your son covet his best friend's
New WiiU,
And his new Nintendo 3DS
Because he thinks it is so cool.
I make your wife covet her co-worker's Gucci,
The beautiful $500 geldbörse she is not able to afford,
And I make your daughter covet her best friend's
Beautiful prom dress
Because Du are not able to afford the beautiful
expensive dress for $2500.

I make Du act in jealousy
When your wife is talking to another man,
For Du become angry,
And Du feel as if Du are
Being cockolded.
Du will not let a man take a hold of your wife,
And Du will not let some buffoon make a fool out of you.
Your wife is beautiful,
And no one can lay eyes on her but you,
And if anyone DOES touch her,
He is in a world of danger.
No one will kreuz you,
For Du know your ground,
And he knows his.
No one flirts with your wife.
After all, I do make Du Ernest Hemingway.

I also make Du act like Cain
When your brother gets all the attention from your parents,
For Du never got anything,
And he always got the praise.
I Bewegen Du to do evil,
And, yes, I encourage you.
I am your human forethought,
And only Du can resist me.

I am envy,
I am a deadly sin,
And Du know that,
However, I am just instinct,
Like all of the other sins,
And it amuses me to see Du people fall,
For we are the wild beings in the night,
Released from the pits of hell....