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To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my Favorit James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts Blumen on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and sagte they would send Du a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*

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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Weihnachten a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Weihnachten the whole Weihnachten season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her herz was two sizes too small

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A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Du from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*

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Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can Du check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are Du Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised Du have your gun, and I don't have mine.

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Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbrYYqSd0HM




Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi

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L.P means Las Pegasus

song: link

It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel Von a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

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It was a wonderful Tag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering Mehr ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Du really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Du in the arm! Why aren't Du bleeding?

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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So Du from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
regenbogen Dash: Come on Du guys.
Sean: I'll meet Du there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: Du always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
regenbogen Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against....

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Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over Von the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* Mehr like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?

Du can check it out, it's not like I update it anymore...

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