Calling the computer company tourettes guy:YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! PISSS! GO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Bird in the house Tourettes guy: i don't hate gays. But if some faggot ever tries to touch me....... His son:DAD DAD DAD! T.G:WHAT! His son:theres a bird in the house. T.g:what do Du mean a bird!? Son:it just flew in right when i opened the door. T.G:HOLY SHIT!
Brushing his teeth *knocking on the door* ASS! 2. PISS 3.Wait a Minute Du dick brushing my teeth.4.MUTHUFUCKU I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!