This story is rated PG-13. There is some language or violence that may not be appropriate for people under thirteen years of age.
In the hypothetical universe where Don was the host of Total Drama from the very beginning, rather than wait 7 years until "The Ridonculous Race", he would pit 22 teens in a shoddy summer camp, splitting them into two teams: the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass. After a close race, it was Gwen who was the winner of Total Drama Island. If Owen won, however, the girls would still throw Don in the lake.
After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls (Heather, Courtney, Lindsay, Leshawna, Gwen, and Bridgette) get back at Don for his mistreatment of them, even Courtney, whose elimination was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone tampered with the votes.
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. Joining them is Don, the host of "Total Drama".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can\'t do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff or eat Owen\'s floaties from the communal toilet. And you know that. I should\'ve eaten Owen\'s cake fillings from the toilet.
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that day would start the worst two weeks of my life, by making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls\' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
Credits belong to valeriasanmartin on DeviantART, since it was inspired by her "Totally Naked" story.
One of the costumes that Don was forced to wear was Wonder Woman.
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