Total Drama Island Article: Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever Du want to call it.-_-

Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever Du want to call it.-_-

posted by cookiewasted9

Trent eating pocky....anyone else find this fucking adorable?

I didn't like Chris at first,but I grew to Liebe him over time....even though he's still the villain when I Tag dreams.

Every time I listen to Musik I imagine a TDI character Singen it....for some reason Courtney is always Singen something from Evanesance...

Sure Trent was looking at Gwen,but that song was meant for me......says every Trent fangirl

I <3 fanboys.

Trent + imaginary twin brother = twincest

Whenever I imagine Noah as a little kid, he has glasses too big for his face....

I think Noah wears contacts...but he would super smexy in glasses,anyone else agree?

Chef is hot,I don't care what anyone says.

Du know Courtney,I find power to be a turn on.

Beth is like that bird outside my window that won't stop chirping.

I only like Lindsay for her boobs....there I sagte it.

TDP..Total Drama Porn,it could happen.

I had a dream last night that Duncan came onto Trent....it was kind of hot,but Duncan was too small so Trent cracked up and left.

Yes,in my head Trent is bi....makes for Mehr fun.

Well,that's it>_<......I want to know some TDI phrases of your own.Top 5 get props.

bakes2389 I imagine Owen as a child who likes like the Goonies fat kid who does the truffle shuffle. Whenever I see Harold, I picture the clay nerd from Robot chicken when he rides the unicorn naked. Leshawna reminds me of the awesome black friend that I've always wanted. Sierra is like the crazy creep that lives on my block. Katie and Sadie are like the creepy twins from The Great Outdoors...*twilight zone song plays* That is all I got. Hope you enjoy! :D

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Total Drama High School, Season 2 - Episode 9

posted by PhoenixRoyale

Welcome back to Total Drama High School,
Season 2! Let's pick up where we left off.
------------------------------------------------------
Ilana: Hey girls, welcome to the final 4!
All 4: YEAH! *High fives each other*
Ilana: The other girls may be disappointed to not be here,
so let's hear what they have to say:
**CONFESSIONALS**
Lexxi: I can't believe I'm not there!
Andrea: :'(
Kirby: Hmph. >:(
Rene: This sucks! D:
Corabella: I can't believe it...
Ashley: NAME STEALER! >:O ^^^
Celine: Oh, save it, Du brat.
Scout: Well, this sucks to not be there.
Sammy: :( I'm sad.
Annie: Hmph.
**END**
Ilana: So, how...

I need total drama characters

posted by kimmylovesyou

Name:Lupe dating: blake job: makeup artist **you will need to write more**

Hey Everyone:
this artical is to get some new characters for my episodes on Youtube named total drama college (watch my Videos my Youtube name is kimmylovesyou707)so thats where Du guys come in i need Du guys to send me a picture of a total drama character that Du have edited to look diffrent(you changed hair eye color clother ECT.)
Please help me out the followingare the steps Du need to do !! :)
1.find me on Youtube and subscribe to me!
2.send me a message on Youtube (to my acount)or to my E-Mail kimberlycullen58@rocketmail.com
3.in the message say Du want to help me out also attach the picture of your character name dating job age ect.
4.watch my lastest nest thursday September ,2010
to see when i will anounce the winners

*Please note that your character willprobley not be used until episode 11*

i will place an exsample below

Thankyou for any help in advance

Love,
Kimmylovesyou

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Total Dram Horror. Episode 1 Part 1. 'Child's Play'

posted by DanixxDumb

Total Drama Horror. Episode 1 Part 1.
"Child's play?'
Chris:*Smirks.* Welcome! To Canada's very own Lake Wakwanakwa! oder as Du remember, Total Drama Island. The beginning of the Total Drama series. Oh, Look.. Here come our original 5 campers.
Courtney:*Frowning.* Hey.. *Jumps off the boat.*
Chris:*Shrugs.* Oh! And here's Gwen!
Gwen: Oh, Bite me.
Chris: Alrighty, Trent!
Trent: Hey, guys.
Chris: Duncan!
Duncan:*Scowls.* Another shot at ****
Chris: Izzy!
Izzy:*Swinging on a vine.* Hello!
Chris:*Sighs.* Anyway! On with our new members of Total Drama. Zoey!
Zoey:*Jumps off the...

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TDI's Public Service Announcment

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Tyler and Lindsay were sitting on the couch watching TDWT. They were both out of the competition.
"Hey Linds, don't Du think that Courtney is getting a leeeetle too crazy?"
"Uh, her? Yeah!"
Bridgette came in. She just finished hosting the aftermath.
"Have Du guys seen Duncan yet? He is SUCH a womanizer! I'm glad I ended up with Geoff instead."
Geoff came in, and he was holding two glasses of punch. He gave one to Bridgette, and stood Weiter to her.
"Gwen is Schauspielen so odd latley! Have Du seen her Weiter to Courtney, they were almost in a catfight!"
The four stayed silent for quite some time. A couple...

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Total drama pokemon episode 1 part 3

posted by agtimm

Chris: Okay everybody your first challange is...

Desiree: I WANNA BE A NINETAILS! NOT A MEOWTH!

Chris: Fine! But your the last person to get a change of pokemon! DRINK THIS! *gives desiree water* DRINK IT ALL!

Desiree: *drinks water and turns into a ninetails* OMG! AWESOMENESS!

Chris: okay anyway, lets get onto our challange! Our challange is a talent Zeigen where only 3 members from each team will participate!

Sofie: um exactly what type of talent Zeigen are Du talking about.

Chris: A pokemon talent show,In a pokemon talent Zeigen Du will use your attacks to make a wonderfull Zeigen that will impress...

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Total drama Movies! Eposde 5/5 Elimation for team lights

posted by Codyfan123

*Confessions*
Rayven:*sigh* as much as i Liebe him ..... Duncan, because he made us loose....

Jax: see ya later man!

Courtney: I am not voting off Duncan! Zoey wrote the song, so Bye bye Zoey!

Zoey: Courtney. I like her but I dont wanna see Duncan leave.

Leeroy : I guess I'll vote off Duncan,because he didn't sing

Megan : I guess Duncan cause he doesnt sing...

Avan: I’ll………. I’ll say Duncan bye bye!

*Over*

Chris: Ok Du all voted! thease people had no votes......... Jax
Gwen
Owen
Leeroy
Izzy
Megan
Jax,Gwen,Owen,Leeroy,Izzy,Megan: Boo ya!
Chris: down to the finale 6! Thease people had 1 vote Zoey,...

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Total drama Beach! EP 1! Arrival!

posted by 123Jordan

Rochelle: 0k this is total drama beach! This season we are haveing 24 contestents! here they come! I'll call them out Von ones! First is Leigh!
Leigh: Hi! are Du Rochelle?
Rochelle: yes yes i am!
Leigh: well nice to meet you!
Rochelle: Me too! Weiter is Ray!
Ray: Hi Rochelle! I rember Du from total drama crazy! your the host now?
Rochelle: yep! strahl, ray is reterning back from Totak drama crazy!
Leigh: Hi i'm leigh!
Ray: I'm Ray!
Rochelle: 0k Weiter is Amy!
Amy: Hi i'm Rochelle!
rochelle: Hi amy!
Amy: Hey guys!
Ray+Leigh: Hi!
Rochelle: I wonder where all the boys are? oh here's one it's the hot boy of them all justin!...

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Total Drama Hunger Games part 4- Let The Games Begin.

posted by tdafan121

I stared blankly at the screens. Me! He means me! I nearly fainted. When we got back to the Justice Building here in the Capitol, I went up on the roof. I wasn’t alone. “So, when did ever since Du can remember start?” I asked Trent. “Well, when we were 5, my dad told me that he used to like your mom. But she fell for a coal miner that when he sang, even the mockingjays would quiet down to listen. When Du sang for the class that same year, the birds did stop to listen. So basically, that’s when it started.” He replied. “Who did Du think that I liked?” I asked him. “Isn’t...

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DxC Death Note Chapter 5

posted by Random9747649

"That was the worst night of my life!" Courtney complained stepping back through the door. Duncan and Gwen were laughing behind her as they walked back to the underworld. Courtney turned on them, her face full of anger;"How could Du sit there and watch people die and then collect their souls!"

Gwen chuckled, "I told Du she wouldn't be able to handle it" she sagte to Duncan. "Courtney, the people are going to die anyway! Du should see it when we have to take a life of a child oder a unborn baby. It's sad but someone has to do it. Gwen padded Courtney on her arm, "At least you're not the one who...

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roxys awsome band Epi.7

posted by Trent-lover123

Ranma:help me

Roxy:Thanks for Lesen the last revuing of the Weiter episode. Ranma:oh so your the one who wrought them. Shampoo:HHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIYYYYAAA!(kicks riana down hard)Riana:Owwwwwwww!!!! Starr:owch. Shampoo:stay way from from ranma tramp girl oder me kill you. Riana:DEAL!!!! Shampoo:you call that a KISS ha. Riana:you can do better. Shampoo:mmmh... (kinda makes out ranma) Riana:Oh my god..... Ranma:what hell!!! Shampoo:oh ranma. (snuggles ranma) Ranmas dad:come on boy lets practis fighting. Ranma:YEAH LETS DO THAT RIGHT NOW!!! Shampoo:no fight. Ranma:sorry I got to practis hee hee. Christy:wow I...

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A Realy Fun TDI Story Game! article: Part 1

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

One Tag Duncan ate some ice-cream, then Courtney came and liked him. Duncan screamed like a girl, and ran away to Argentina, where he kissed Chris. Chris sagte "Man, that was gay!" And Chris sued for Duncan's boxers, and Chris won. Then Chris kissed Duncan again(this time he ment to), then Duncan became horny becuase Chris is hoyt and Courtney's just a lesbian, and Courtney ran away with Gwen to start a new life. They moved to California to get a lesbian marrige. They adopted two beautiful children. So they commitited suicide. Noah killed Courtney and Gwen. Noah got arested, but when he won...

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Total Drama Island goes to Britain! Ep 1 Part 1

posted by Bridgette_rocks

Chris: And we are here for ...

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND GOES TO BRITAIN!

*private jet lands*

Chris: And our first gal ... Lauren!

Lauren: *walks out* Yay!!! Ima home!
Candace: *walks out* rrr your such an annoying sis Lauren!
Lauren: ^.^

*a falling-apart plane lands*

*plane hits ground*

*everyone walks out of plane*

Megan: Ow! Home hurts!
Justin: Just what i thought. Lauren lives in a crappy unknown town of retarded people. It's so good i'm here to, Du know, make the town Mehr sexy with my good looks. *smiles*
Lauren: *Hits Justin round the head several times* Dont *hits* Say *hits* That *hits* About *hits*...

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Thoughtless...

posted by gwentrentever

*piano*
All of my my hate cannot be bound, i will not be drowned Von your thoughtless scheming. Now Du can try to tar me down, beat me to the ground, i will see Du screaming.
*guitar n' drums*
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasy, pushing all the mercy down, down, down. i wanna see Du try to take a swing, schaukel at me come on, gonna put Du down on the ground, ground, ground. WHY ARE Du TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? Du THINK ITS FUNNY?, WHAT THE F!CK Du THINK ITS DOING TO ME? Du TAKE YOUR TURN LASHING OUT AT ME, I WANT Du CRYING WITH YOUR DIRTY arsch IN FRONT OF ME! ALL OF MY HATE CANNOT BE BOUND,...

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Total drama tapes ep 1 Sasquatchanakwa PG

posted by dxarmy423

On 10/12/09 Duncan and his Friends Courtney, Geoff and bridgette went on a hiking trip around total drama island to find the million dollars that was hidden on the island Von the notorious gangster Chris Mclean. What they found wasnt human.

This is there story.

*camera turns on*

Courtney: Bridgette is it on?

Bridgette: yeah its rolling

Courtney: get some vid of me and duncan

Duncan: stop with all this lovey dubby stuff.

Duncan: were going out to find the money.

Geoff: and party till we cant party no more.

Bridgette: okay guys lets go

3:30PM ON THE NORTHERN SIDE OF THE ISLAND-

Courtney: come on duncan...

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Total Drama Fanpop Style Ep. 6!

posted by NarutoLuver202

*Chris Narrating* “Last Time On Total Related Island Lia Was Eliminated. We All Knew Andi Would Be safe, sicher Cuz She Had Invincibility! With The 4th Camper Out Who Will Crack Under The Pressure On Total Related Island!”
I Wanna Be Famous……..
Sky: “Woo-Hoo Alright! Bring It On Chef!”
Alex: “Ya! Go Us!”
Heather: “Whatever, Freaks!”
Alex And Sky: “I Wouldn’t Be Talking Miss: Can Anyone Come In Here And Shave My Back?”
Heather: *Growls*
Sumer: “Yea Du Tell Her Guys!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Wtf? Oh Yeah, Sumer Hates Heather.”
Andi: “Well, I Like Heather. But I Hate Courtney!”...

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (episode 1 part 2:The teams)

posted by gwentrentever

ok so here are the teams-Juno

THE SCREAMING GOFFERS
Keira,
Vannessa,
Ava,
Andi,
Tappy,
Summer

THE KILLER BASS
Katie,
Theresa,
Andrea,
Kaitlan,
Kylie,
Jared,
Dawn

hope Du like who your with because your staying with eachother for the whole summer ok now everyone Berichten to the mess hall-Juno

(At the mess hall)
kylie is that you-duncan
*hugs kylie*-duncan
oh hi duncan-kylie
HAY HANDS OFF MY MAN!!!!!-Courtney
*beats up Kylie*-courtney
hay courtney Du could get fired for that-Juno
Sorry just i dont want her touching him-courtney
Courtney its ok she's my x-girlfriend-duncan
oh,sorry Kylie-courtney
it's ok (i guess)-kylie...

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A TDI Dream I Had

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Me: HOLY FUCK IM IN A DONUT FACTORY
Harold: Hi, little weakling
Me: Why do Du have Lady Gaga with you?
*just dance turns on and LG starts singing*
Me: WHY ARE KATIE AND SADIE BACKGROUND DANCERS?
Noah: That's how I planned it.
Me: That's exactly what I would expect. NOW CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY CODY IS DRESSED UP AS BRITNEY SPEARS? IT'S FREAKIN SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cody: Cuz I'm sexy *starts dancing*
Me: YOU'RE NOT SEXY!!!!!! not to me at least
Duncan: Hi Du guys!
Me: DUNCAN IS A GIRL!!!!!!!!
Dennise: It's Dennise.
Me: THIS IS SCARY!!!!!
Spondgebob: Hello. I am Edgar Allen Poe.
Me: SPONDGEBOB IS NOT EDGAR ALLEN...

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Duncan and courtney after factor fobia ( I didn't do it it's from gaiaonline)

posted by IDDfan

I DIDN'T DO IT IT'S FROM GAIAONLINE i LIKE IT SO I HOPPE Du LIKE IT TOO

Courtney was feeling down on herself after almost being kicked off
again. She was still sitting Von the campfire pit and it was beginning
to get dark outside. ‘How could I be so pathetic?’ She walked over to
the dock of shame and sat at the end of the dock. “I should’ve been
walking own this thing today.” She heard the boards of the dock
creak. “Whoever is thee just leave me alone!” she shouted.

“Hey princess, why so glum?” She’s recognize that voice. Duncan…
what does he want? He came to bother her...

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The Girls Gang: THE ROBBERY!

posted by Duncan-superfan

sOME PLACE-An alley on 21st street

AMY: Im sooo BORED!

Kyra:AGH! Me too!

KALIE:Ooooo! I know! Lets go rob the jewlery store!

SHAWNI:Girl Du crazy! Du just got out of jail and Du wanna go rob a jewlery store?

AMY Yea! and besides I was thinking of going to the beach! Cuz I need to work on my tan!

KYRA:Amy! Du are so tan all ready!

AMY:Well Miss.Albino! I think Du need some sun!

KYRA:Well Du know what Du can KISS my..

ROSALIE:WOAH! Ok Du two thats enough. Lets just go to the beach. Ok?

ALL THE GANG:Ok!

Kalie:Forget it! Im going to go with my idea.

DANIELLE:Ooo! If you'r gonna rob a jewlery store...

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heather101

posted by 789703011

a heatherxnoah story
    (the other Tag i was watching tv when i came across zoey 101 well in the ep. a couple where datein but they didn't want any1 2 know so i made a re mix of that and hear it is)

heathers p.o.v
    as i walked down the hall way of my new school that chris had bought just 4 the ppl that went 2 tdi, i hated it onley 1 lunch tabelle and 22 seats in every class room i never got away from thes ppl Tag after Tag after Tag i hated them and they hated me but some how i was regrentin it did i relly want EVERY1 2 hate me.i...