TYLER
Yeah, whatever Du fat bitch.

CHEF
WHAT DID Du SAY?!

TYLER
I sagte I have a bad itch.

CHEF
Oh.

TYLER and TRENT sit down and the school bus moves on. TRENT
turns around one last time to look at his brother.

TRENT
OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - Tag

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and mandel shaped eyes,
surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

TRENT AND TYLER
VISITORS!

Scared, CODY pulls his haube shut.

CODY
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

TRENT
Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - Tag

The visitors lead Ike to a large Weltraum craft hidden in the
trees.

INT. BUS

TRENT
STOP THE BUS!

TRENT runs to the front of the bus.

TRENT
CHEF,...

I woke up. The room looked tired and gloomy from the three days of staying here. And I for one was wide awake! Although I'm not a morning person, I sure did wake up early. 5 am huh? Not bad...

It was still pretty early, and I decided to just get up and change, cause today Chris would be waking us up early. I digged down into my suit case trying to be as quiet as possible, looking for some fresh clothes.

After completing my task, I decided to go to the bathroom. So I went outside and tried not to wake up anyone else. I was still a bit tired, but if I go back to sleep now, it'll be hard to wake...

Welcome to Total Drama Colored! I'm the host-Chris was cut off Von Angel. Du mean co-host she said. Chris:0_0 UGH! WHATEVER! This season we have 20 competiors. Angel:15 old 15 new. Chris:Okay...we already know the old dirtbags. Old ones:HEY! Angel:Seriousy Chris Now!!! Well anyway the ones that are returning are.....Leshawna , Noah , Gwen , Geoff , and Bridgette. Chris cut in: And Lindsay , Heather , DJ , Tyler , Duncan , Alejandro , Trent , and Cody and Sierra. Okay! Let's get on to the new dirtbags! Angel:Chris!!!!! Chris:Okay...the new ones are...Demetry , Nate , Riley , Carter , Mirra...

(Please don't kill me for getting this up late!!! I very very (Lots of very annoying very's later) SORRY!!! Instead ENJOY!!!! :D)

Lindsey sat in a chair in front of an annoyed looking Heather. Lindsey was messing with her braid smiling her happy smile. That all she had been doing for the past 15 minutes. Heather, Finally sick of Lindsey lack attention, Cleared her throat. Lindsey left lindsey land and was brought back to the real world.

"UHG can we get this over with Lindsey-et?!" Heather sagte with a scoff. 

"Oh sure Hannah!"

"That's not my name."

"Haley?"

"No."

"Hinder?"

"That's a band!"

"OH!!! I...

(Hola guys! *gets pie thrown at* -.- WELL I HAPPEN 2 LIKE PIE SO THANK YOU! Yes I know I haven't updated this in awhile. If u want the truth I completely 4got about it until my buddy reminded me '^^ well ENJOY!!!)

"NO!!!! I DON'T WANNA DO IT!!!!.......How much will Du pay me?.......UHG! Fine I'll do it!" 

Duncan walks inside the room to see Courtney sitting in chair.

"Princess."

"Neadrathal." (A/N let's pretend that's how u spell it xD)

Duncan sits in the chair infront of Courtney. "Sooo Let's get this thing started. Your first Fragen are from Poptrop300. She asks "Do Du still like Duncan?"...

Gwen:*yawns* What a night!
Courtney:Yes!But I'm still excited!
Izzy:*still is sleeping* No!This is a part of the mermaid!It's true!
Courtney:What is she doing?
Gwen:Just...Ask her!
Courtney:Izzy?*screams* IZZY!
Izzy:Ah! *falls off the bed* I'm still sleeping because I was at a movie with Owen at 23:15.
Courtney:Wow!How was that?
Gwen:Don't be so curious!
Courtney:*cries*
Gwen:Great!I'm not yelling at you, but I just said!*puts her hand on Courtney*
Courtney:No!I'm crying because I'm excited that I'm getting married!
Gwen:Ok!


At the guys' room...
Duncan:Dude!I'm so nervous.
Trent:Congrats, dude!You're getting...

In the car...
Izzy:*opens the window* Wow!It's a clown!Hi, clown!
Gwen:*closes the window*What are Du doing?The people are looking at us!
Trent:I Liebe the way that Du care about people!
Gwen:Awwwwww!*puts her head over his shoulder*
Duncan:I can't wait!
Courtney:Me neither *hugs him*


At the shopping...
Courtney:Wow!These clothes are so cute!*a tear drops from her eye*
Gwen:Courtney!
Courtney:Yeah?
Gwen:Guess what I found!
Courtney:What?
Gwen:A paper for the baby and their personal dates.
Courtney:Awwwwww!So...Tomorrow I'm getting married and the name of the baby is Jackinson.
Gwen:Ok.
Izzy:Awwww!Pampers!Are...

Duncan:Good morning, Babe!
Courtney:Good morning, Dunky!How are you?
Duncan:I wanna ask Du again:Do Du want to go out with me?
Courtney:Yes!Can I say at the girls?
Duncan:Yes, babe!*kisses Courtney*



At the girl's room...
Courtney:Girls, girls!I have to tell Du something!
All the girls:What?
Courtney:I'll go out with Duncan!
Gwen:Wow!*envy* And I don't had a datum with Trent!
Courtney:Maybe Du will have a datum with Trent another day!
Gwen:I think...
Courtney:I go at Duncan to see at what the hour!



At the living-room...
Duncan:What happened, babe?
Courtney:At what the Stunde is the date?
Duncan:At 19:00 we've...

At the end vote if Du think that these excuzes are reasonable.
***************************************************
1.Ezekiel-One sexist word and Ezekiel is the most hated Total Drama contestant.Think about it-Ezekiel sagte that his father told him to help the girls.He's homeschooled!He has no communication with other people of his age.He learns about life from his parents-mostly from his dad!
Is this a good reason:
Yes-:)
No-:(
2.Eva-Well here we have the perfect example for girl power!How about that!So,here temperament is a little way too much-She's been born that way!You can't change a person!Maybe...

Okay, let me start Von issuing an apology to anyone who might be offended Von this content. I just need everybody to know a few things that this fandom is lacking. This is mostly about TDWT, and it may have some bashing of your favorites. Again, sorry to anyone who is offended.

After going through what has happened during the third season, and with 3 episodes to go for its airing in America, I thought I'd tell Du what were basically what I was thinking about during the season, the fandom's reaction to the breakups, eliminatons, and content, and what our fandom should do, not to prevent fighting,...

Chris:Ok, Babys It's Now Feeding Time.
Heather:I Got My Bottle.
Chris:So You're All Set Then, Heather.
Lindsay:Do We Have To Sit In High Chairs?
Courtney:Yeah, We're Babies. Remember?
Noah:I'll Try And Sit Up Straight!
Izzy:Feeding Time, Already?
Owen:Yes, Gimme Some Food!
Chris:Just A Minute Owen. I'm Getting It!
Sierra:I'm Not Eating.
Leshawna:Sierra, Du Need To Eat!
Cody:I Must Be Eating!
Tyler:We're Eating In A Minute.
Trent:I Can Hardly Wait.
Duncan:I'm Not Doing This. It's Stupid! (Takes Off His Diaper)
Gwen:That's Disgusting!
Sadie:It Burns.
Katie:It's A Living Nightmare!
Bridgette:Duncan, Put Your...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! France. the Birth place of Tennis. Here our conpetiters Played a game of Chach, a game of tennis, and a good old smell of Owen's Butt! At the end it was good old Trent who left. Leaving Natalie cry to deth. who will leave on this tasty episode of total drama around the world?

*Theam song*

*non-First class*

*Katie is crying*
*You can hear Natalie crying from the confessional*
Harold: agggggggg.......... first Katie and now Natalie???? How bad can this get?
Gabriella: how much water can Katie hold?
Wally: I don't know but If she crys much longer she...

*first class room*

Jarde: strahl, ray Raven!
Raven: agggggggggg what is it?????
Jared: Draven is not good.
Ray: oh your just saying that cause he likes us.
Jared: Ok but don't say i wroed you.

*confessional*

Jordan: Jared is so gone!!!!!!!!! arggggggggggggggg!!!!!! girl friend cheater!! agrgggggggggggggggggg!

Jared: Draven's gonna end up winning with strahl, ray and Raven! I want him gone soo bad.. But Raven and strahl, ray will never vote him off! Im not sure what to do

Ray: Draven is sooooo sweet...even if he did give me a halskette with poison ivy on it...and volcanic ash, which I'm allergic to...(frowns suspiciously) but...

TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!

Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through Mehr drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth oder Hammer?
Blainely:...

Chris: *throws some boy and girl baby dolls*

Lucy: *catches doll* I get to name him!

Jordan: Nuh- uh!

Lucy: Yuh- huh!

Lucy and Jordan: *while pulling the arms of the doll* Nuh-uh! Yuh-huh! Nuh-uh! Yuh-huh! Nuh-

Chris: *gets between them* Alright already! SHUT UP! Du both have to AGREE on the name okay?

Jordan: *whispers* No.

Lucy: *gasps* *slaps Jordan* Do Du want to win a million dollars oder NOT?

Jordan: *sighs* *to Chris* Continue.

Chris: *throws baby Puppen to the rest of the cast*
Lucy and Jordan, Leeroy and Bree will all KEEP a baby as your own. *throws bottles to cast* Whoever doesn't agree on...

Chris: Last season on Total drama!! 17 teens fought it out for 1 billion dollors! They had to go through barfy challanges! and some CRAZY Love! But over all the winner was Zoey! One of the niceist girls on the show! She kissed a boy named, Jax! He is a boy right? yeah he is! what will happend on this season Of Total Drama? Total.......... Drama............... Awesomeness!
*theame song*
Chris: We have 3 buses comeing the first bus has the contestents that were in Total Drama Crazy! The 2nd bus has all the TOtal drama Island/Total Dramam Action/ Total Dramam World Tour contestents. The 3rd bus...

Geoff: I'm Geoff!
Gwen: and i'm Gwen!
Geoff: and this is the most Specialist is aftermath Du will ever see!
Gwen: today we have the finale 2 of Total Drama Crazy!
Geoff: it's Zoey
Gwen: and LULU!!!!!!!!!!
Geoff: we have reporter Sierra at the big Party at the total drama Crazy set.
Gwen: and while she gose around the party we will Zeigen the adishen tapes the new conpetaters had to send to chris to see who gose in!
Geoff: let's Zeigen the first one we have befor we go to Sierra.
Gwen: It's zoey's Adishen Tape!
Geoff: here we go!

*In Zoey's room* Hello! My name is Zoey. I am 16 years old and I wanna be on...

Chris: hellow! this is Total drama movies! The newest season on total drama! This season we will have 22 teens come to the set of total drama action! We had some......... bug problems? and we had to make it Mehr cleaner! So it looks like a 5 star, sterne resort! they will come! stay une for this eposde of total drama movies!!!!!!!!!
*theame song*
Chris: lets meet the teens! they each are coming fromdiffent buses! here is bus #1. Jax!
Jax: Hey everone!
Chris: your the first one here Jax!
Jax: 0h! sorry!
Chris: bus #2 is Jordan!
Jordan: Jax is that you???
Jax: Jordan?? Du sined up too?
Jordan: yeah!
Jax: sweat...