Kiyurie: Hi everyone, this is Kiyurie. Welcome to my new show, the real thoughts of the campers who've been kicked off!
K: Bridgette, Geoff, please share a few words with the audience!
Geoff: (Wave to the audience) Hey everyone! I'm Geoff...
Bridgette: And I'm Bridgette1
K: Brige and Geoff were the first off the show, TDA. Guys, can Du tell everyone why Du were eliminated, oder how Du feel about it?
B: Well... um, I really didn't mind at the moment. Then I thought, who cares, as long as I get to be with Geoff? He's worth a million dollars, anyway. (Smiles at Geoff)
G: Thanks, babe. Hey, I thought the exact same thing!
K: And why Du were eliminated? Du didn't say that.
G: Well, I don't know, really. I thought everyone liked us!
B: We were voted off for kissing, Geoff!
B: (Rolls eyes) Yeah.
K: Oh. Of course. But how did Du feel?
G: I didn't feel too bummed! Especially when they announced that we would be hosting the aftermath show! Yeah! I was psyched! Money, Fan letters, hot chicks...
B: (Sharp look at Geoff) I didn't mind that mush, really. Money doesn't bring happiness... Anyway I don't need to be that rich, and I remembered my audition tape. I sagte that if I was voted off, I would leave with my head help high. It's always good to be a good sport.
G: Why is Brige always shooting me these mean looks?
B: Because, you're being a jerk! You're talking about hot chicks in front of me!
G: (Now angry) Well, it's not my fault that there are hotter chicks on the shown than you!
B: Oh yeah? Who?
G: Let's see... Courtney, Heather, Lindsay...
B: (Interrupts) Du think Courtney is hotter than me? Heather, Lindsay, too?
K: (looks up at ceiling) Um... guys?
B: Sorry about this, Yurie.
G: Yeah! It's no biggie, accept it!
B: Accept it? ACCEPT IT? Did Du just tell me to accept it?
G: Yeah. So what?
B: ARRGGH! I need to talk to you, mister!
(drags Geoff away)
G: Ow! What are Du doing, Brige?
K: Well, I guess that's it. Zeigen over. Uhhh, thanks for watching, everyone!
Audience: (mutters and leaves) ;)
(4 hours later)
K: Brige? Geoff? Are Du in there? (Peers in camera room)
(Bridgette and Geoff making out on couch)
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