(Hola me amigos! I was gonna hav this gepostet last night but.... Let's just say my family BBQ's last a LONG time xP we arrived at 11:25 am and left at 11:57 pm. Well anyways, ENJOY!!!!)
Rayla: So what? Y'all just decided not to vote?! Well thanks guys. Now all the producers and Other Shiz are mad and yelling at ME! And the worst part is, IVE BEEN SO BORED CAUSE I BEAT ALL MY VIDEO GAMES!!!!
Cody: What is shiz?
Rayla: SHUT UP GAY-TARD!!!! Now i have to seem like a really evil host and kick one of y'all of myself!
Rayla: uh.. ya!
Rayla: Must I repeat?
Bridgette: B-But why?
Rayla: JUST LEAVE ALREADY!
Bridgette: D: *gets on delphin of losers and rides away*
Robin: Wow.... That was really harsh...
Rayla: I know Dx I feel even worse now! But I will soon be happy tomorrow and amused! With movies!! :D
Rayla: THE EPIC ente IS COMING!!!!! *runs off*
Chef: *pops out of nowhere* Heehee I told y'all.
Chef: Uhhhhhh..... I ALSO SEE THE EPIC ente THAT IS COMING!!! *runs off*
THE Tag THAT IS NEXT!!!!
Rayla: *has chainsaw* >:D *chainsaws a rope*
As soon as the rope snaps, it causes a pie bomb to fall. The force of the tiny explosion causes a toy car to start rolling forward. The car then hits a domino that soon hits another one, then another one, and so on. When the very last domino falls, it lands on a button. As soon as the button is hit, a very loud siren to go off. The siren wakes everyone up and they all come outside.
Chef: what exactly was that for.
Rayla: *shrugs* I don't know. :P
Chef: -.- Seriously?
Rayla: I was bored and wanted to use my chainsaw okay!
Chef: Sure.... *smirks* and I thought I didn't have a life.
Rayla: Man chef. That's not right bro.
Chef: I'm sorry.
Rayla: Awwwwz no prob chef!
Chef: No prob.
Heather: Um if this idiotic moment is over, I'd like to get todays challenge over.
Rayla: Grrrs fine!
Crystal: WAIT!!!! Du HAVE TO RECAP!!!!
Destery: *LE GASP-O* THATS MY JOB!!!!
Crystal: Well I'm steeling it >:D
Star: wouldn't be the first thing Du stahl, stola evilly.
Crystal: What are Du talking about?
Rayla: Probably when y'all stahl, stola MY EPICAL PIE!!!
Cody: -.- Du still haven't let that go?
Rayla: NO I HAVEN'T SO SHUT UP LE GAYLORD!
Rayla: Fine! At least Destrey was less bossy! Last time on Total Drama Blank!
My nerd Liebe for video games turned out a challenge! There were battles, Key of Awesome, and some other stuff I forgot about. Stuff will happen and stuff. NOW WATCH THE Zeigen oder I WILL DIE I SCARY DEATH THAT CONTAINS MY EYEBALLS BEING STABBED OUT WITH SPORKS AND NO PIE!!!!! DX
Rayla: Ya I'm like REALLY bored :P
Destrey: 3: I wuved that job
Heather: So whats are lame challenge that Du failed to menchan? (Lol don't no how to spell dat)
Rayla: Fail to menchan I did not. Fail to listen is what Du did.
Star: uh why are Du talking like yogurt?
Harold: It's pernouced Yoda! GOSH!
Noah: Oh great another star, sterne Wars challenge. *Eye roll*
Rayla: Ja-Nope :P as Awesome as that sound that is not your challenge. Infact I have no idea why I talked like that. But today's challenge is to make me not bored.
Eva: Great -.-
Rayla: So first on the make me not bored Liste is, to sing 'Four Chords' Von The Axis of Awesome!
Harold: But that has like nothing at all to do with the challenge GOSH!
Rayla: Yep but I Liebe that song ^.^
Geoff: B-But my Bridgy-bear isn't hear. So I'll sing bad cause I can't sing right without hearing her Angel – Jäger der Finsternis voice! D':
Mirra: C'mon Geoff! It won't be all bad!
Geoff: *singing out of key* I MISSSSS MY GRANOLA ANGELA WHO COMES FROM VEG-NE-TARY HEAVAN AND LIKES PIE!!! SHE GOT KICKED OFF FOR TALKING AND I MISS HER SSSSSSOOOOOOO MUCH!! I Liebe Du BBBBBRRRRRIIIIDDDDGGGGGEEEEEETTTTTEEEEE!!!!
Robin: *plugging her ears* Get him to stop!!!
Everybody: *covers geoff's mouth*
Rayla: ok now sing :D
(GO LISTEN TO THIS SONG NOW!!!! Leave this Artikel and go listen to it than come back! I Liebe it cuz it awesome :D if u don't like my taste in Musik than u dont have to, but I seriously think Du should!!)
Owen: My life is brilliant, my Liebe is pure. I saw an angel, of this I'm sure.
Mirra: Wherever Du go, whatever Du do, I will Von right here waiting for you.
Star: No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling.
Zeke: This is the way Du left me. Eh?
I'm not pretending. Yo!
No Liebe no hope no glory,
No happy ending.
Dj: Thanks, Du were fuel for thought.
Now I'm Mehr lonely than before, but that's OK.
Crystal: People killed and people dying,
Children hurt and women crying.
If Du practice what Du preach,
Du can turn the other cheek.
Jade: 'Cause Du are amazing.
Oh we did amazing things.
Samanthat: If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever Du will go.
Lucas: Don't let the days go by...glycerine.
Cody: So tell me why should I let Du go. 'Cause we are gonna be, forever Du and me.
Erica: And where I go I just don't know.
I gotta gotta gotta take it slow.
Courtney: Say you're gonna stay, now I need to know it.
Harold: And I wanna TV embrace.
Destrey: And she will be loved.
Yeah she will be loved.
Geoff *off key still*: Oh I can't live, with oder without you. Whenever I fall, at your feet. You let your tears...
Robin: Am I not pretty enough?
Is my herz too broken?
Duncan: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.
Alejandro: Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Noah: I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
Dj: Can Du feel the Liebe tonight?
Billy: I come from a land down under.
Harold: Once a jolly swagman camped Von a billabong.
Geoff: Do I cry to much? Am I to outspoken?
Ava: Take on me! (all: Take on me.)
Eva: Take me on! (all: Take on me.)
Courtney: I'll be gone
In a Tag oder twoooooooooooooooo.......
Zanna: Save tonight, and find the break of dawn.
LeShawana: Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone.
Courtney: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.There's nothing that a hundred men oder Mehr could ever do.
I know she's playing with me.
Dj: Well that's okay 'cause I got no self-esteem. (all: Oh way ohh yeah)
Girls: It's alright. (all: Yeah)
Boys: To tell me.
Girls: What Du think. (all: Ohh)
Boys: About me. (all: Yeahh)
Girls: I won't try. (all: Yeah)
Boys: To argue. (all: Yeah)
Girls: oder hold it. (all: Ohh)
Boys: Against you. (all: Yeah, yeah)
Courtney: It's too late too apologize.
It's too late.
Crystal: Take your canvas bags.
Take your canvas bags.
Take your canvas bags to the supermarket.
Take your canvas bags.
Girls: Nothing's right I'm torn.
I'm all out of faith.
This is how I feel.
I'm cold and I am shamed.
Lying naked on the floor.
Illusion never changed into something real.
I'm quite awake and I can see
Boys: I'm Mehr than a bird, I'm Mehr than a plane.
I'm a birdplane.
I'm a birdplane. A mother fuckin' birdplane.
All: Doesn't that sound familiar?
Doesn't that hit too close to home?
Doesn't that make Du shiver,
The way that things have gone?
And doesn't that seem peculiar,
'Cause everyone wants a little more?
It's something I do remember
to never go this far.
That's all it takes to be a star.
Rayla *in high pitch* Amazing :D
Samanthat: Soooo... Challenge?
Rayla: Oh ya..... Basically all y'all have to do is Come up with something that will entertain me. Which isn't really hard. So ya.... Do that.
Mirra: Well this is easy :) all we need to do is have it involve hurting Cody, geek stuff, rock music, and pie.
Crystal: But how do we get Cody to help?
Everyone turns there head to Gwen.
Gwen: 0.o Aww Firetruck.
Destrey: We make a YouTube account called DesandZeke, Be freaking Hilarious, Win the challenge.
Ezekiel: but how do Du know we're gonna win Eh?
Destrey: Because everyone likes YouTube.
Cody: Plus, Sierra told me Rayla is a YouTube freak.
Zufällig guy who looks just like Harold but has a moustache: *gives Cody a note* GOSH! I-I mean *in a deeper voice* It's from that goth girl. *walks away*
Cody: *reads note and sighs dreamily* Coming Gwen <3 *runs off*
Destry: 0.o Did that guy have a moustache?
Everyone: *nods yes*
Destrey: 0.e..........RUN!!!! PEOPLE WITH MUSTACHES WILL KILL US ALL!!!! :'0
Ava: *punches Destrey*
Destrey: Sorry. But what do we do now since we just Lost are only nerd who could make this high quality and stuff.
Robin: I think I might have an idea, but we are gonna need some pie!
WITH GWENDOLYN AND CODY LAST NAME AND STUFF!
Cody: Gwen I'm here! <3
Gwen: uh...hi Cody.
Cody: So Du really broke up with Duncan? <3
Cody: D: b-but the why- <\3
Gwen: Cody I'm not gonna lie to Du and get hated again. My team wrote that note so Du can help us with the challenge.
Cody: ILL STILL DO IT...for Du ^3^
Gwen: Ummm ok then...... We should go then.
Cody: :D of course Gwen!
WITH ONE OF MY Favorit CANDYS!!!
Zeke: So how exactly dose this thingamajig (i didnt no that was a real word) work? Eh?
Robin: it's just a piece of pie Zeke.....
Zeke: And that's what the female eye sees.
Robin: =.= Anyways, all we have to do is lay pie pieces down, then Rayla will follow them to where she will find a big pie, then finally we don't give her the pie until she douse all the geek stuff-amajig.
WITH RAYLA & CHEF
Chef: I hate waiting for challenges.
Rayla: Chef I'm so bored that I actually wanna hear on of your army stories.
Rayla: *shrugs* Sure why-
Chef: It was 1898, We were at war with some dudes that our writer fails to make up at the time *continues to talk*
Rayla: *smells something* Is that...*turns head to the right slowly*
Chef: Rayla? Are Du Even listening to me?
Rayla: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR THERE IS PIE IN THE PRESENTS!! *runs to get pie* Yay a piece of pie! *sees another one* Yay a piece of pie!!!
10 MIN. L8R
Rayla: *sees another piece* Yay a piece of.......:0 *drops all of the pieces of pie* HOLY FIRETRUCK! A WHOLE ENTIRE PIE! *runs to it*
Robin: *picks up pie before Rayla can get it*
Samanthat: I can't believe that actually worked.
Rayla: Robin! Why Du go take my pie?
Robin: Because your gonna help us.
WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY Favorit CANDYS!!
Star: So I was thinking-
Heather; well erase what your thinking because we are using MY idea.
Crystal: But I wanna hear Star's.
Heather: To bad. Its probably gonna suck anyway.
Heather: Of course we are gonna use my idea! I mean, why wouldn't we? I'm the team captain?
Crystal: Friend oder not! Nobody should be treated that way! There has to be someway to end this............. HOLY SMURFS IN 3D I GOT IT!
****CONFESSIONAL IS AT END****
Chef: So then, I told him "You can make it whatever your name is! Du can live threw this war. *teardrop* I-I'm sorry Ray! *burst into tears*
Crystal: Ummm Chef?
Chef: I WASN'T CRYING!
Crystal: 0.o okay....... So can Du help me?
Chef: No way! No Mehr alliances!
Crystal: I didn't want that. Can Du *whisper whisper whisper*
Chef: Heehee >:D
Rayla: And that be it. NKW GIVE ME MY PIE WOMAN!
Robin: *shrugs And gives Rayla the pie*
Rayla: also, YALL HAVE 30 MINITS LEFT!!!
30 MINITS LATER
Rayla: So I declare that Skittles shall go first.
A big screen is shown. (K I'm getting to lazy to wright the whole thing so watch this---> link
WARNING! Explicit language!)
Rayla: *laughing butt off* OH MY SMOSH THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Rayla: Okay now for the Skittles!
Heather: Well here's MY awesome spectacular idea!
Cody come out holding a pie. He then shoves it in his face.
Rayla: LE GASP! WHY WOULD Du GIVE CODY MY PIE!!! D:<
TS: *death glares Heather*
Crystal: *runs over* WAIT!! I have something everyone needs to see!
Chef: I helped :D
Crystal: Everyone face the screen to see HEATHER'S bonus confessional!
Everyone: *faces screen*
Heather: Psh like I need Star. She's just apart of my master plan to win. I mean she's already making me mad. Once I get Noah and Crystal off, she's gone. *laughs* and I thought she was smarter than Lindsey! >xD
****END BONUS CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: That's cold man...
Harold: GOSH! that wa like so not an honourable thing.
Eva: That was messed up. Makes me want to mess up her face! *punches camera*
Mirra: Who broke the camera? Well who cares! That was just so wrong!
Heather: Psh so what. Just judge the Zeigen Rayla.
Rayla: Well Skittles won...
Crystal and Noah: *fallow*
Crystal & Noah: Star?
Star: ......I'm sorry......
C&N: *goes and sits Von Star*
Crystal: It's not your fault it's Heather's
Star: Stupid Malvada Bruja.
Noah: Well she'll be gone tonight.
Star: *hugs both* Thanks guys!
Rayla: *pops out of nowhere* YAY FLUFFY ENDING :D now go vote someone off of Team Starburst. Now to Chef with the questions!
Chef: Oh um.. Did you...listen...to the...song?, Will Heather...get voted....out?, WHY AM I ASKING THESE LAME QUESTIONS?! Berichten YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE FOR ANOTHER TOTAL. DRAMA! BLANK!!!!!!!
(YAY UPDATE :D sooo I won't b able to update for the Weiter 5days cuz I'm going on vacation. Sooo I'll c ya in 5 days :D please leave who your voting out and also some Kommentare and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and thank you! Abby/Starburst-Rock)