60 Things I Will Still Not Do
Von ~Aprifileney0099
Neko-Naito's)
1. I will not tell LeShawna that her dancing scares little children.
2. I will not bring up DJ's animal curse in front of him.
3. I will not remind Blaineley about her real name.
4. I will not ask Chris about the video he sent to Celebrity Manhunt.
5. I will not ask Chef if he learned to drive at NASCAR.
(DxC-Fanatic's)
6. I will not ask duncan, gwen and courtney if they're ever gonna have a threesome.
7. I will not take chris' wig, put it on and run around screaming "look at me i'm chris" .
8. I will not sing "heather and alejandro sitting in a baum K-I-S-S-I-N-G" when they are around.
9. I will not lock cody and sierra in a closet.
10. I will not tell sierra's mom that chris loves her and take her to chris.
(Realityshowfan's)
11. I will not tell Eva that boys are better and stronger and fast than girls
12. I will not give Harold Gummi Slugs (Kobold Reference FTW!)
13.I will not tell Leshawna she is big and loud
14. I will not deny Chef his pony
15. I will not Abschicken to the DXC craze. I WILL NOT!
(xXduncanloverXx's)
16. I will not tell Gwen that Duncan loves her, only for her to walk in on Duncan and Courtney making out..even though i REALLY want to.
17. I will not ask Noah how Cody's 'little sausage' felt.
18. I will not ask Geoff if he was jealous of the pole.
19. I will not tell Chris that his hair looks stupid.
20. I will not ask Duncan why he is such a man w***e.
21. I will not tell Lindsay that Tyler died.
22. I will not throw Owen out of the plane just to see how cool he'd look splattered all over the ground.
23. I will not tell Sierra that Cody is g*y.
24. will not handcuff Duncan and ask him if it feels familiar.
25. I will not forge a secret Liebe not to Katie from Noah that admits all his true feelings for her because he isn't man enough to do it himself.
26. I will not let Izzy near beavers, matches, rocks, oder any sane human ever again.
27. I will not ask Trent why he thinks Gwen dumped him.
28. I will not tell Tyler that Lindsay's boobs are fake.
29. I will not tell Duncan that when he was falling off that cliff he hit his head one too many times.
30. I will not tell Harold he has no mad skills.
31. I will not make a banner that says "GWEN IS A B***H" and attatch it to the end of the TDWT plane for all to see.
(Harlie Davidson's)
32. I have some for the list:
33. I will not sing the song 'Alejandro' Von Lady GaGa to Alejandro, no matter how well it fits him
34. I will not bring up Noah and Cody's moments around Sierra.
35. I will not follow follow Heather around saying, "But Du Liebe Alejandro and want to have one hundred of his BABIES!"
36. I will not hurt Duncan for cheating on Courtney... for the Weiter two hours.
37. I will not hide Eva's weights and blame it on Gwen.
38. I will not ask Noah and Cody who is the seme and uke in their relationship.
39. I will not paint a rock orange and tell Owen it's candy.
40. I will not push Noah into Cody and demand to see a Yaoi moment.
(Total Drama Overload's)
41. As tempting as is sounds, I will not force Courtney, Gwen and Duncan to have a threesome, film it, then send the tape to Chris to put on the
show.
42. I will not handcuff Cody to Sierra
43. I will not ask Bridgette to go on a datum with a pole.
44. I certainly WOULD NOT agree to Lindsay cooking me dinner
45. NEVER, ever will I take Izzy to the zoo, especially to the lion exhibit *shudders*.
46. I will not atempt to make out with Noah on front of Cody then ask him if he's jelous.
47. I will not try to KISS Duncan in front of Gwen and Courtny unless I want to die.
48. I will not give Courtny pictures of Duncan and Gwen making out unless I want to kill them.
49. I will not try to tell Sierra that she is a creepy stalker that has no life even if she is.
(Anonymus's)
50. I will not tell Katie and Sadie to sing the F.U.N song from SpongeBob
51. I will not give Izzy a flamethrower. EVER.
52. I will not lock Noah and Izzy in a closet for 24 hours.
53. I will not stop trying to prove Cody's a girl
54. I will not leave DJ alone with Tiere ever again.
55. I will not chop Mr. Coconut in half.
(Luner Hale's)
56. I will not replace all of Gwen's clothes with rosa ones.
(BONUS Von Aprifileney0099!)
57. I will not offer Duncan for his birthday Courtney's Favorit bra and panties. I bet he already has them in possession.
58. I will not put a dead ratte under Heather's pillow. I'm scared of what she'd do to me.
59. I will not do like Kanye West to Taylor schnell, swift and interrupt Duncan and Gwen Küssen Von saying "Yo Gwen, I'm sorry to interupt both of Du and I'mma let Du finish your stuff, but Duncan and Courtney are the best TD couple of all time!". Then maybe schlagen, punsch Duncan in the face :D
60. I will not continue that Liste because of some b*****ng. I will continue it because I like challenges.
Von ~Aprifileney0099
Neko-Naito's)
1. I will not tell LeShawna that her dancing scares little children.
2. I will not bring up DJ's animal curse in front of him.
3. I will not remind Blaineley about her real name.
4. I will not ask Chris about the video he sent to Celebrity Manhunt.
5. I will not ask Chef if he learned to drive at NASCAR.
(DxC-Fanatic's)
6. I will not ask duncan, gwen and courtney if they're ever gonna have a threesome.
7. I will not take chris' wig, put it on and run around screaming "look at me i'm chris" .
8. I will not sing "heather and alejandro sitting in a baum K-I-S-S-I-N-G" when they are around.
9. I will not lock cody and sierra in a closet.
10. I will not tell sierra's mom that chris loves her and take her to chris.
(Realityshowfan's)
11. I will not tell Eva that boys are better and stronger and fast than girls
12. I will not give Harold Gummi Slugs (Kobold Reference FTW!)
13.I will not tell Leshawna she is big and loud
14. I will not deny Chef his pony
15. I will not Abschicken to the DXC craze. I WILL NOT!
(xXduncanloverXx's)
16. I will not tell Gwen that Duncan loves her, only for her to walk in on Duncan and Courtney making out..even though i REALLY want to.
17. I will not ask Noah how Cody's 'little sausage' felt.
18. I will not ask Geoff if he was jealous of the pole.
19. I will not tell Chris that his hair looks stupid.
20. I will not ask Duncan why he is such a man w***e.
21. I will not tell Lindsay that Tyler died.
22. I will not throw Owen out of the plane just to see how cool he'd look splattered all over the ground.
23. I will not tell Sierra that Cody is g*y.
24. will not handcuff Duncan and ask him if it feels familiar.
25. I will not forge a secret Liebe not to Katie from Noah that admits all his true feelings for her because he isn't man enough to do it himself.
26. I will not let Izzy near beavers, matches, rocks, oder any sane human ever again.
27. I will not ask Trent why he thinks Gwen dumped him.
28. I will not tell Tyler that Lindsay's boobs are fake.
29. I will not tell Duncan that when he was falling off that cliff he hit his head one too many times.
30. I will not tell Harold he has no mad skills.
31. I will not make a banner that says "GWEN IS A B***H" and attatch it to the end of the TDWT plane for all to see.
(Harlie Davidson's)
32. I have some for the list:
33. I will not sing the song 'Alejandro' Von Lady GaGa to Alejandro, no matter how well it fits him
34. I will not bring up Noah and Cody's moments around Sierra.
35. I will not follow follow Heather around saying, "But Du Liebe Alejandro and want to have one hundred of his BABIES!"
36. I will not hurt Duncan for cheating on Courtney... for the Weiter two hours.
37. I will not hide Eva's weights and blame it on Gwen.
38. I will not ask Noah and Cody who is the seme and uke in their relationship.
39. I will not paint a rock orange and tell Owen it's candy.
40. I will not push Noah into Cody and demand to see a Yaoi moment.
(Total Drama Overload's)
41. As tempting as is sounds, I will not force Courtney, Gwen and Duncan to have a threesome, film it, then send the tape to Chris to put on the
show.
42. I will not handcuff Cody to Sierra
43. I will not ask Bridgette to go on a datum with a pole.
44. I certainly WOULD NOT agree to Lindsay cooking me dinner
45. NEVER, ever will I take Izzy to the zoo, especially to the lion exhibit *shudders*.
46. I will not atempt to make out with Noah on front of Cody then ask him if he's jelous.
47. I will not try to KISS Duncan in front of Gwen and Courtny unless I want to die.
48. I will not give Courtny pictures of Duncan and Gwen making out unless I want to kill them.
49. I will not try to tell Sierra that she is a creepy stalker that has no life even if she is.
(Anonymus's)
50. I will not tell Katie and Sadie to sing the F.U.N song from SpongeBob
51. I will not give Izzy a flamethrower. EVER.
52. I will not lock Noah and Izzy in a closet for 24 hours.
53. I will not stop trying to prove Cody's a girl
54. I will not leave DJ alone with Tiere ever again.
55. I will not chop Mr. Coconut in half.
(Luner Hale's)
56. I will not replace all of Gwen's clothes with rosa ones.
(BONUS Von Aprifileney0099!)
57. I will not offer Duncan for his birthday Courtney's Favorit bra and panties. I bet he already has them in possession.
58. I will not put a dead ratte under Heather's pillow. I'm scared of what she'd do to me.
59. I will not do like Kanye West to Taylor schnell, swift and interrupt Duncan and Gwen Küssen Von saying "Yo Gwen, I'm sorry to interupt both of Du and I'mma let Du finish your stuff, but Duncan and Courtney are the best TD couple of all time!". Then maybe schlagen, punsch Duncan in the face :D
60. I will not continue that Liste because of some b*****ng. I will continue it because I like challenges.
The End
I loved Total Drama Island when it first came on "Cartoon Network", I loved how everyone had a unique personality, how Chris was cruel to the campers, and I thought the Zeigen had good character and relationship development.
But then, Total Drama Action premered, and I was not that Impressed. Any character development that had occured, was erased from the Zeigen all together, The contestants became annoying as hell(especially Geoff and Trent), And all the good couples were destroyed(but I don't like the GwenXTrent couple at all). The Geoff and Bridget couple was just awful, she needs to ditch him and go with DJ, and I thought that "Teletoon" and "Fresh Tv" had decided to get rid of any words like crap and screwed so there wouldn't be so many edits.
I wont even mention the abomonation that is Total Drama World Tour. They shouldn't sing at all. But I will say one thing about the two new contestants, they were created to annoy the hell out of everyone.
But then, Total Drama Action premered, and I was not that Impressed. Any character development that had occured, was erased from the Zeigen all together, The contestants became annoying as hell(especially Geoff and Trent), And all the good couples were destroyed(but I don't like the GwenXTrent couple at all). The Geoff and Bridget couple was just awful, she needs to ditch him and go with DJ, and I thought that "Teletoon" and "Fresh Tv" had decided to get rid of any words like crap and screwed so there wouldn't be so many edits.
I wont even mention the abomonation that is Total Drama World Tour. They shouldn't sing at all. But I will say one thing about the two new contestants, they were created to annoy the hell out of everyone.
Jared: Somebody help! SERIOUSLY!
*A sysco killer in a hockey mask with a messer walks out of the woods*
*the sysco killer runs at Jared*
Jared: *SCREAMS*
*Jared stands up and runs*
Jared: *While running* HELP HELP HELP!
Chris: Woah woah woah! Jason back off! We dont need Du killing anybody YET!
Everybody: 0_0
Chris: Anyway... im gonna pick the teams!
Team 1 Team 2
Jared Rikki
Karen Ava
Austin Erica
Fay Samie
Buddy Rochelle
Courtney Duncan
Penny Jake
Annie
Buddy: Wait! Why is there a girl named Annie on our team? There's no Annie!
Chris: Yes there is!
*Annie walks up behind Jared and Scares him*
Annie:BOO!
Jared: AHH!
Annie: *laughs*
Jake: Now there's only 7 on our team and 8 on their team!
Chris: Thats an advantage!
Samie: How?
Chris: You'll see! This season is called TOTAL DRAMA NIGHMARE!
Everybody: WHAT!
*to be contiued*
*A sysco killer in a hockey mask with a messer walks out of the woods*
*the sysco killer runs at Jared*
Jared: *SCREAMS*
*Jared stands up and runs*
Jared: *While running* HELP HELP HELP!
Chris: Woah woah woah! Jason back off! We dont need Du killing anybody YET!
Everybody: 0_0
Chris: Anyway... im gonna pick the teams!
Team 1 Team 2
Jared Rikki
Karen Ava
Austin Erica
Fay Samie
Buddy Rochelle
Courtney Duncan
Penny Jake
Annie
Buddy: Wait! Why is there a girl named Annie on our team? There's no Annie!
Chris: Yes there is!
*Annie walks up behind Jared and Scares him*
Annie:BOO!
Jared: AHH!
Annie: *laughs*
Jake: Now there's only 7 on our team and 8 on their team!
Chris: Thats an advantage!
Samie: How?
Chris: You'll see! This season is called TOTAL DRAMA NIGHMARE!
Everybody: WHAT!
*to be contiued*
Chris: Du all votted and If Du got Stimmen Du got Mehr than 1 besides 2 peple. I willl give Du micky maus cookies, the frist ine with no Stimmen gose to.......... Jake.
Jake: yes!
Chris: Ray
Ray: Yes! *bites cookie* that's good!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yes!
Chris: Lindsay
Lindsay: Yeppie!
Chris: noah!
Noah: Booya!
Chris: DJ
DJ: Yes!
Chris: Less!
less: YEs!
chris: The finale person with no vote is................ Rayven!
Rayven: Yes!
Chris: O If i call your name Du had only one! The 2 people that hate each other Jax and bridgette!
Jax and Bridgette: Yes!!!!!!!
Chris: This person had only 2 votes............................ Avan!
Avan: Yes!
chris: I only have 1 Mehr cookie and it gise to........................................ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chris: see ya Sierra!
Sierra: well bye guys!*jumps off plane*
Ray: she took it well!
Jake: yes!
Chris: Ray
Ray: Yes! *bites cookie* that's good!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yes!
Chris: Lindsay
Lindsay: Yeppie!
Chris: noah!
Noah: Booya!
Chris: DJ
DJ: Yes!
Chris: Less!
less: YEs!
chris: The finale person with no vote is................ Rayven!
Rayven: Yes!
Chris: O If i call your name Du had only one! The 2 people that hate each other Jax and bridgette!
Jax and Bridgette: Yes!!!!!!!
Chris: This person had only 2 votes............................ Avan!
Avan: Yes!
chris: I only have 1 Mehr cookie and it gise to........................................ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chris: see ya Sierra!
Sierra: well bye guys!*jumps off plane*
Ray: she took it well!