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posted by i_love_music
60 Things I Will Still Not Do
Von ~Aprifileney0099

Neko-Naito's)

1. I will not tell LeShawna that her dancing scares little children.

2. I will not bring up DJ's animal curse in front of him.

3. I will not remind Blaineley about her real name.

4. I will not ask Chris about the video he sent to Celebrity Manhunt.

5. I will not ask Chef if he learned to drive at NASCAR.

(DxC-Fanatic's)

6. I will not ask duncan, gwen and courtney if they're ever gonna have a threesome.

7. I will not take chris' wig, put it on and run around screaming "look at me i'm chris" .

8. I will not sing "heather and alejandro sitting in a baum K-I-S-S-I-N-G" when they are around.

9. I will not lock cody and sierra in a closet.

10. I will not tell sierra's mom that chris loves her and take her to chris.

(Realityshowfan's)

11. I will not tell Eva that boys are better and stronger and fast than girls

12. I will not give Harold Gummi Slugs (Kobold Reference FTW!)

13.I will not tell Leshawna she is big and loud

14. I will not deny Chef his pony

15. I will not Abschicken to the DXC craze. I WILL NOT!

(xXduncanloverXx's)

16. I will not tell Gwen that Duncan loves her, only for her to walk in on Duncan and Courtney making out..even though i REALLY want to.

17. I will not ask Noah how Cody's 'little sausage' felt.

18. I will not ask Geoff if he was jealous of the pole.

19. I will not tell Chris that his hair looks stupid.

20. I will not ask Duncan why he is such a man w***e.

21. I will not tell Lindsay that Tyler died.

22. I will not throw Owen out of the plane just to see how cool he'd look splattered all over the ground.

23. I will not tell Sierra that Cody is g*y.

24. will not handcuff Duncan and ask him if it feels familiar.

25. I will not forge a secret Liebe not to Katie from Noah that admits all his true feelings for her because he isn't man enough to do it himself.

26. I will not let Izzy near beavers, matches, rocks, oder any sane human ever again.

27. I will not ask Trent why he thinks Gwen dumped him.

28. I will not tell Tyler that Lindsay's boobs are fake.

29. I will not tell Duncan that when he was falling off that cliff he hit his head one too many times.

30. I will not tell Harold he has no mad skills.

31. I will not make a banner that says "GWEN IS A B***H" and attatch it to the end of the TDWT plane for all to see.

(Harlie Davidson's)

32. I have some for the list:

33. I will not sing the song 'Alejandro' Von Lady GaGa to Alejandro, no matter how well it fits him

34. I will not bring up Noah and Cody's moments around Sierra.

35. I will not follow follow Heather around saying, "But Du Liebe Alejandro and want to have one hundred of his BABIES!"

36. I will not hurt Duncan for cheating on Courtney... for the Weiter two hours.

37. I will not hide Eva's weights and blame it on Gwen.

38. I will not ask Noah and Cody who is the seme and uke in their relationship.

39. I will not paint a rock orange and tell Owen it's candy.

40. I will not push Noah into Cody and demand to see a Yaoi moment.

(Total Drama Overload's)

41. As tempting as is sounds, I will not force Courtney, Gwen and Duncan to have a threesome, film it, then send the tape to Chris to put on the

show.

42. I will not handcuff Cody to Sierra

43. I will not ask Bridgette to go on a datum with a pole.

44. I certainly WOULD NOT agree to Lindsay cooking me dinner

45. NEVER, ever will I take Izzy to the zoo, especially to the lion exhibit *shudders*.

46. I will not atempt to make out with Noah on front of Cody then ask him if he's jelous.

47. I will not try to KISS Duncan in front of Gwen and Courtny unless I want to die.

48. I will not give Courtny pictures of Duncan and Gwen making out unless I want to kill them.

49. I will not try to tell Sierra that she is a creepy stalker that has no life even if she is.

(Anonymus's)

50. I will not tell Katie and Sadie to sing the F.U.N song from SpongeBob

51. I will not give Izzy a flamethrower. EVER.

52. I will not lock Noah and Izzy in a closet for 24 hours.

53. I will not stop trying to prove Cody's a girl

54. I will not leave DJ alone with Tiere ever again.

55. I will not chop Mr. Coconut in half.

(Luner Hale's)

56. I will not replace all of Gwen's clothes with rosa ones.

(BONUS Von Aprifileney0099!)

57. I will not offer Duncan for his birthday Courtney's Favorit bra and panties. I bet he already has them in possession.

58. I will not put a dead ratte under Heather's pillow. I'm scared of what she'd do to me.

59. I will not do like Kanye West to Taylor schnell, swift and interrupt Duncan and Gwen Küssen Von saying "Yo Gwen, I'm sorry to interupt both of Du and I'mma let Du finish your stuff, but Duncan and Courtney are the best TD couple of all time!". Then maybe schlagen, punsch Duncan in the face :D

60. I will not continue that Liste because of some b*****ng. I will continue it because I like challenges.
posted by potterandtdi
"Welcome back to Total Drama 60s!" Allison said, a grin on her face. "First, we we will teilt, split Du up into teams! There are two of them." Lulu said. "First up... Team blume Power! Storm, Raynie, Andy, Paige, Athena, Jamie, Erica, and Laura!" Mizze said. Allison threw the team a banner and pushed a button. Team blume Power dissapeared, leaving thier terrified screams behind. The rest of the contestants had scared looks on their faces. "Next up... Team Beatles! Annie, Jared, Stephen, Rayven, Rochelle, Penny, Fay, and Rachel!" Allison did the same thing to them that she did to Team blume Power....
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"And whats your talent Duncan?" The Prep asks. "Carving my skull into a tree." I say with a grin. "Ugh, thats useless." After saying that she walked away. Wow, shes always so uptight. "Hey." a voice says behind me. I look behind myself to see Gwen standing there. "Oh Hey gwen." I say. I sit down and look up at gwen. "Wanna sit Weiter to me,only if Du want to." I say. "Sure." She replys with a smile. "So hows your team going with the challange?" I ask. "Why should i tell you, your on the oppisite team." She says. "Oh okay." I say while putting my arm around her. I turn to her face to see that she is blushing. I lean my head in but quickly i dodge her face and KISS her cheek. "You missed." She says. "I missed?" I say. "Well ill try again." I lean in and KISS her on the lips softly.

The End
posted by onepiecefan59
I loved Total Drama Island when it first came on "Cartoon Network", I loved how everyone had a unique personality, how Chris was cruel to the campers, and I thought the Zeigen had good character and relationship development.
But then, Total Drama Action premered, and I was not that Impressed. Any character development that had occured, was erased from the Zeigen all together, The contestants became annoying as hell(especially Geoff and Trent), And all the good couples were destroyed(but I don't like the GwenXTrent couple at all). The Geoff and Bridget couple was just awful, she needs to ditch him and go with DJ, and I thought that "Teletoon" and "Fresh Tv" had decided to get rid of any words like crap and screwed so there wouldn't be so many edits.
I wont even mention the abomonation that is Total Drama World Tour. They shouldn't sing at all. But I will say one thing about the two new contestants, they were created to annoy the hell out of everyone.
*confessional*
Natalie: DAMNIT! Ale-jerkface won invincibility. Looks like another episode of voting for myself. It's not that I don't want to win, I just hate voting for other people unless they messed up really bad. But now that there are no teams and the one person I would like to vote off keeps winning invincibility, I just vote for myself because of my own mistakes. I'm not the decision person, I'm the one Du go to for Guter Rat oder a girl-to-girl oder heart-to-heart talk. I'm the sympathetic dem- uh, I mean the sympatheic girl, not the girl who hates people!

Rayven: Whoo!! I finally won one!...
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lucas:um Hey tak Hey look im sorry im

tak:its too late for sorry and i guss were not Friends anymore

lucas:but tak

tak:bye lucas

lucas:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! tak

angel:let me guss Du and tak arnt Friends anymore

lucas:ya i still remember the Tag we meet each other

(back then)

tak:hey give me back my book

heather:no hahahah

lucas:she sagte give it back

heather:whats a Emo kid do about it ya1

(lucas puchs her)

tak:thanxs

lucas:your welcome Hey do Du want to come to my house if it ok with your mom and dad

tak:i live Von myself

lucas:then come on

tak:but my leg hurts

lucas:hop on my wagon

tak:ok

(today when there teens)...
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posted by ZachHapyUnicorn
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at the challenge
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The contestints were looking up at a 49 foot Wand with Storm, Krista, and Erica on top.

Krista: *in a megaphone* Hey CAMPERS GUESS WHAT
Erica: *steals microphone* FOR THE SPIKEBALL CHALLENGE STORM EXPLAIN
Storm: *steals megaphone* THE RULES ARE ONE TEAM IS GOING TO CLIMB UP THE Wand THEN THE OTHER TEAM CAN THROW WHATEVER THEY WANT AT THE OTHER CONTESTANTS MWAHAHA EACH TEAM GETS ONE SPIKEBALL MAKE SURE Du GIVE IT TO THE BEST PLAYER THEN THE Weiter TEAM GOES THEN WHO EVER MAKES IT TO THE oben, nach oben WITH MOST PLAYERS WIN!!!!
Buster: Well thats easy
Mizzie:This is where my PAK comes...
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Okies, so I thought I'd post this here because it isn't cluttered with OCs. [Only one OC, to be precise :3]

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It was break day.
That's right, break day.
Chris McClain had ordered all of the remaining contestants into First Class, and told them to have some fun.
After a half Stunde of plain shock, the contestants got themselves situated, and enjoyed their "Break", some still paranoid that it was all a trap and that Chris had something horrible waiting for them.


Owen and Noah had already settled themselves in, First Class. Finding some beanbag chairs and just sitting down in a comfy spot was all they...
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posted by cookiewasted9
*This story takes place during TDI right after Trent was voted off*
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A restless night...his eyes burned,begging to be closed,but Trent just lay there in bett staring up at the ceiling.The only noises that could be heard were crickets and Cody's snores from across the hall.Not many people enjoyed that sound,but it soothed Trent...it reminded him of home,of his mother.His mother had been in the hospital for about a Jahr now with cancer.The doctors stopped giving her treatments after the first couple of months because no...
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*non-Frist class*

Duncan: now were lsoeing bad!
Trent: Yeah it's 8 to 10.
Ezekiel: we can't lose tonight homes.
Duncan: Yeah.

Rochelle: I can't Belive ABBY wannated to leave
Annie: I Liebe Jar3d.
Natalie: he's nothe other team.
Annie: So?
Rochelle: So.................... it's bad to do it. He could lose you.
Annie: He wouldn't do that he's too nice.
Natalie and Rochelle: what ever.

*First class*

Jar3d: I miss Courntey.
Avan: She's on the other team.
Jar3d: so?
Avan: never mind.

Bridgette: I never thought it would happen but we are winiing so far.
Jamie: Yeah.
Rayven: Lets selaprate!
*Ray and Noah makes out*
Bridgette:...
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(All the ten remaining campers arived in the challenge studio. Chris McClean was smirking.)

Chris: Hi campers. Guess what time it is?

Owen: Pizza?!

Chris: Nope.

Heather: Shopping spree?

Chris: Try again.

Sierra: Is Cody here?

Chris: No way. We are having a merge.

(All the campers cheered)

Heather: Alright! I can see Trent again!

Trent: (Goes up to her) Miss me?

Heather: I sure do. (Kisses him)

Chris: Now campers, time to Abbrechen your celebration, because it's time for a challenge.

Courtney: What is the challenge?

Chris: It's a Tennis match. We set up this Tennis course, and whoever defeats their opponents...
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*confessional*

Jordan: I bet i'm leaveng tonight!

courntey: Bye bye Jordan!

*over*

Chris: Not alot of people got votes. Tonight i'm hading out Snow.
Natalie: Chris there melted!
Chris: oh! Then water.
Annie: Great!
Chris: Thease people had NO votes, Natalie!
Natalie: Yes!
Chris: Penny!
Penny: sweatness!
Chris: annie!
Annie: yay!!!
Chris: Rochelle!
Rochelle: Bo ya!
Chris: Duncan!
Duncan: cool! *slips on some water* Ouch!
Chris: and Trent!
Trent: Yes! *picks up Duncan* Du ok?
Duncan: yeah thanks man!
Trent: No problem.
Chris: This person had only 1 vote.......... Ezekiel!
Ezekiel: Yes! Still in the game!
Chris: and...
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Hey befor i start i know alot of Du are peeved because in the last one i mainly wrot about my self. and well as i tried to explian to all of Du who were upset, IT WAS A HHUUGGEE CHARACTER BUILD UP. and of course i am sorry that people wernt in it and i apoligize for that but please don't quit on my articals...but here ya go and i hope Du like it.

I think i stared to wake up but my head and body hurt to much to so i just laid on the couch and hurd hushed wispers around me. "How long has she been like this?" the voice sounded as if it came from Madilynne, she sounded concerned, she is so nice....
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(confessional)
Ray: Gesù, that water was cold! (shivering) I-I'm not doing this! I'm not doing this! I hate alliances! I saw what Heather did to Beth and Lindsay in TDI, and they're one of my b-better friends! Andrea can go succhiarlo if she thinks I'm gonna v-vote off Zo-
(Andrea: Excuse me?)
Ray: AAAHHH (runs out the other door screaming)
(out of confessional)

Harold: Hey ladies *tries to flex muscles*

Melody and Annie: *giggling**sarcasm* Nice ABS.... Harold!

Harold: I still got my ladies! *starts walking* WHAT? *trips on twig* GOSH!

Melody:*sarcasm* Awwwww.... Harold do Du want us to help you...
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posted by BridgexJordan
Ok read this Fan fiction with Zoey (sumerjoy11) Duncan (from TDI) and Jax (Codyfan123). It's manly about them. Here are the gusse stars strahl, ray (taytrain97) Jordan (me)Jar3d(Fireflys113) and Lulu (TDItwin). I will Zeigen Du guys some parts that have Jax and/or zoey and/or Duncan. At the end Du will pick who Du want Zoey to ask out to the girls chose dance. Let's go!!!
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-----School-------

Zoey: Man!
Jax: What's wrong?
Zoey: There's a Math test today in 5th peroid and i forgot to study.
Jax: Do Du want me to help you?
Zoey: Du would do that?
Jax: Yeah...
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posted by GWENxDUNCAN
TDC
chris:hey its chris mclain with a new season of total drama .....total.....drama....couple!!!!!
we have courtney,trent,gwen,duncan,sierra,cody,bridgette,and alejandro in the cute kisses(team)

katie,noah,sadie,harold,heather,justin,beth,brady in the lovely smoothes(team)

chris:ok campers your first challenge is Du have to find a flashlight key chain in the dark.

CUTE KISSES
courtney:lets teilt, split up
10 Minuten later
gwen and duncan:where are we??
duncan:idk
gwen:im scared!
duncan:sssoooo.....wanna makeout?
gwen:sure!
*jumps on him and starts making out*
courtney and trent:WTF!
courtney:who cares about...
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(We now head to the Famous Penguins cabin. Heather had hearts flown all around her.)

Izzy: Hey, Heather pie! What's up with you?

Heather: Well, i think i have a secret crush on Trent.

Alejandro: Du do?

Heather: That's correct.

Beth: But it's too bad that he has already been takened Von Gwen.

Duncan: Guess Du have no choice but to find another man.

Heather: No way! I want to win Trent's heart. Gwen will not have him.

Izzy: Good for you.

Courtney: But Du have to wait for the merge to get him.

Harold: Can Du survive some eliminations until the merge starts?

Heather: Of course i can, Harold. I'm a game...
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(We now go to the Famous Penguins cabin, and Noah wasn't there, because he was eliminated.)

Courtney: Gosh. I ate so much milch and ice-cream, i used the toilet 3 times.

Alejandro: I used it 5 times.

Heather: Like, gross.

Beth: Thanks everyone for having me around.

Izzy: Du should thank Duncy for not voting for you.

Beth: Wow. Thanks Duncan.

Duncan: No problem.

Courtney: Um, Duncan, somehow you're having a relationship with Beth.

Duncan: I'll talk to Du later.

Harold: What do Du think our challenge will be next?

Alejandro: If it involves fashion, count me in.

Beth: And remember, we have to align with...
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Chris:The Weiter challange is a fight!
Buddy:What kind of fight?
Chris:A fireball fight!
Elita:That s-sounds dangerous...
Lucy:Really,really dangerous....
Chris:Oh,it is!So Du might want to pick the people who can't die,or who can come back alive if they die!
Buster and Mr.Fluffykins look straight at Buddy,making the other team members do the same.
Buddy:No!
Jordan:Why not!
Buddy:I don't care if I die a few times,it's just if my hair gets burned...Oh screw it*puts his haube up*I'll do it...
On the Bloody paranormals,two contestants are fighting over who gets to go.
Mizzie:Sorry Storm,but I like fire!
Storm:Heh,heh,well,I...
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Jared: Somebody help! SERIOUSLY!

*A sysco killer in a hockey mask with a messer walks out of the woods*

*the sysco killer runs at Jared*

Jared: *SCREAMS*

*Jared stands up and runs*

Jared: *While running* HELP HELP HELP!

Chris: Woah woah woah! Jason back off! We dont need Du killing anybody YET!

Everybody: 0_0

Chris: Anyway... im gonna pick the teams!

Team 1 Team 2

Jared Rikki
Karen Ava
Austin Erica
Fay Samie
Buddy Rochelle
Courtney Duncan
Penny Jake
Annie


Buddy: Wait! Why is there a girl named Annie on our team? There's no Annie!

Chris: Yes there is!

*Annie walks up behind Jared and Scares him*

Annie:BOO!

Jared: AHH!

Annie: *laughs*

Jake: Now there's only 7 on our team and 8 on their team!

Chris: Thats an advantage!

Samie: How?

Chris: You'll see! This season is called TOTAL DRAMA NIGHMARE!

Everybody: WHAT!

*to be contiued*
Chris: Du all votted and If Du got Stimmen Du got Mehr than 1 besides 2 peple. I willl give Du micky maus cookies, the frist ine with no Stimmen gose to.......... Jake.
Jake: yes!
Chris: Ray
Ray: Yes! *bites cookie* that's good!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yes!
Chris: Lindsay
Lindsay: Yeppie!
Chris: noah!
Noah: Booya!
Chris: DJ
DJ: Yes!
Chris: Less!
less: YEs!
chris: The finale person with no vote is................ Rayven!
Rayven: Yes!
Chris: O If i call your name Du had only one! The 2 people that hate each other Jax and bridgette!
Jax and Bridgette: Yes!!!!!!!
Chris: This person had only 2 votes............................ Avan!
Avan: Yes!
chris: I only have 1 Mehr cookie and it gise to........................................ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chris: see ya Sierra!
Sierra: well bye guys!*jumps off plane*
Ray: she took it well!