Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Ok im new a Schreiben articals so i hope Du like this artical I made.
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It was a crisp fall Tag in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer Du that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever Du wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the runway, start-und landebahn and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a kissen case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are Du taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear Du scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give Du all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.
TO BE CONTINUDE................................
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It was a crisp fall Tag in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer Du that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever Du wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the runway, start-und landebahn and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a kissen case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are Du taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear Du scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give Du all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.
TO BE CONTINUDE................................
*confessanails*
scout:*sighs* hard decision... NOT goodbye aj
mike:i vote off owen for bdeing a fat a** even when small
ilana:mrph...i want camielle off...she is planning to kick me off for kicking off courtney she is lovesick over her i mean i don`t want to get elemanated but i want camielle out i,m not ready to go Home yet
*end of confessanails*
*votting gym*
chris:the 1st vote is for owen
owen:huh okay
chris:1 vote aj
aj:what
scout:i sagte not
chris:but Du sagte aj
scout & aj:grrrr
chris:2 Stimmen owen
owen:yea Bewegen on
chris:1 vote gwen
gwen:what how
chris:1 vote izzy
izzy:i know who did this grrr
chris:2 Stimmen gwen
gwen:what the heck
mike:yea
chris:3 Stimmen owen
owen:well it look like i,m out
izzy:a KISS before Du go
owen:ok
chris:no time *thoughs owen out* what will happen Weiter time on total drama reloaded
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plz put all confessanails in commnets
scout:*sighs* hard decision... NOT goodbye aj
mike:i vote off owen for bdeing a fat a** even when small
ilana:mrph...i want camielle off...she is planning to kick me off for kicking off courtney she is lovesick over her i mean i don`t want to get elemanated but i want camielle out i,m not ready to go Home yet
*end of confessanails*
*votting gym*
chris:the 1st vote is for owen
owen:huh okay
chris:1 vote aj
aj:what
scout:i sagte not
chris:but Du sagte aj
scout & aj:grrrr
chris:2 Stimmen owen
owen:yea Bewegen on
chris:1 vote gwen
gwen:what how
chris:1 vote izzy
izzy:i know who did this grrr
chris:2 Stimmen gwen
gwen:what the heck
mike:yea
chris:3 Stimmen owen
owen:well it look like i,m out
izzy:a KISS before Du go
owen:ok
chris:no time *thoughs owen out* what will happen Weiter time on total drama reloaded
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plz put all confessanails in commnets
Bridgette:I was puddy in his hands and it was a mess!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!
Chris: Alright the Stimmen have been counted. And the loser is. LARA! Sorry, but uh, I kinda saw it coming so uh. BYE, BYE!
Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.
Lara, goes in a car with Süßigkeiten and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.
Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!
Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.
Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put Du two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard Du will be on the Loving Cheaters team.
Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*
Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the Weiter episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!
Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.
Lara, goes in a car with Süßigkeiten and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.
Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!
Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.
Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put Du two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard Du will be on the Loving Cheaters team.
Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*
Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the Weiter episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!
I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her herz rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a schemel, hocker Weiter to her bett and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to Zeigen her I was tough. "Duncan, Du can't stop me. I need to go. Du know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I Liebe Du Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I Liebe you." Her herz rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a schemel, hocker Weiter to her bett and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to Zeigen her I was tough. "Duncan, Du can't stop me. I need to go. Du know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I Liebe Du Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I Liebe you." Her herz rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.