Okay so this is a pointless lil start to a story that i'll never finish tbh but it involves sexual humor so if Du are grossed out oder whatever Von that, don't read. yea? yea.
anyway this is pointless bc i just wanted an excuse to use the joke n what better way than through ocs? legit no point to this shitty lil unfinished thing sorry.
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‘So who are we waiting for again?’ Veto asked, quirking an eyebrow to Renee who smiled ‘Kendall. we’re waiting for Kendall’ she replied softly. Veto groaned ‘what the fuck? why? nobody even likes him!’ Eddie looked at Veto, blinking for a few moments ‘...I like him.’ he said, for some reason looking wounded. Riley, having been ignoring most of the conversation, only nodding when necessary as she stared down at her cup of vanilla and banane smoothie, suddenly looked at the group and grinned. ‘Guys! I have a joke for ya!’
Renee smiled politely ‘Go ahead’
‘Okay. So. what did the virgin say after her first blow job?’ She asked, eyes glinting as she took a sip of her smoothie. Veto looking confused asked the necessary Frage ‘What?’ Riley leaned over the tabelle a little ‘I Liebe you’ she said, the smoothie that had been previously in her mouth spilling out over her lips and onto the tabelle as she sagte the words, she smiled triumphantly at her joke before leaning back and bursting into a fit of giggles. Eddie looked at her then the pale colour of the smoothie for a moment, pausing to understand the joke for a little before laughing. ‘oh god’ Renee said, covering her mouth ‘Riley that’s gross!’ she added. Veto nodded ‘what the actual fuck?’ Riley grinned at them a little before leaning on eddie as she broke out into laughter, seemingly satisfied with her joke.
‘ I ordered this smoothie especially for that’ She said, smirking. ‘don’t ever do that again’ renee muttered,
‘I wooon’t! good girls schlucken not spit’ she sagte between giggles, winking at veto who in turn blushed. ‘stoooop!!’ renee shouted rolling her eyes before facepalming. Riley raised her hands up in an apology before yawning and throwing her arms around eddie’s shoulders, she closed her eyes. ‘Um what’re Du doing?’ Eddie asked quirking a brow. ‘Shh i wanna nap’ she muttered patting eddies face. Eddie shrugged and looked at Renee ‘So when does kendall get here?’
anyway this is pointless bc i just wanted an excuse to use the joke n what better way than through ocs? legit no point to this shitty lil unfinished thing sorry.
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‘So who are we waiting for again?’ Veto asked, quirking an eyebrow to Renee who smiled ‘Kendall. we’re waiting for Kendall’ she replied softly. Veto groaned ‘what the fuck? why? nobody even likes him!’ Eddie looked at Veto, blinking for a few moments ‘...I like him.’ he said, for some reason looking wounded. Riley, having been ignoring most of the conversation, only nodding when necessary as she stared down at her cup of vanilla and banane smoothie, suddenly looked at the group and grinned. ‘Guys! I have a joke for ya!’
Renee smiled politely ‘Go ahead’
‘Okay. So. what did the virgin say after her first blow job?’ She asked, eyes glinting as she took a sip of her smoothie. Veto looking confused asked the necessary Frage ‘What?’ Riley leaned over the tabelle a little ‘I Liebe you’ she said, the smoothie that had been previously in her mouth spilling out over her lips and onto the tabelle as she sagte the words, she smiled triumphantly at her joke before leaning back and bursting into a fit of giggles. Eddie looked at her then the pale colour of the smoothie for a moment, pausing to understand the joke for a little before laughing. ‘oh god’ Renee said, covering her mouth ‘Riley that’s gross!’ she added. Veto nodded ‘what the actual fuck?’ Riley grinned at them a little before leaning on eddie as she broke out into laughter, seemingly satisfied with her joke.
‘ I ordered this smoothie especially for that’ She said, smirking. ‘don’t ever do that again’ renee muttered,
‘I wooon’t! good girls schlucken not spit’ she sagte between giggles, winking at veto who in turn blushed. ‘stoooop!!’ renee shouted rolling her eyes before facepalming. Riley raised her hands up in an apology before yawning and throwing her arms around eddie’s shoulders, she closed her eyes. ‘Um what’re Du doing?’ Eddie asked quirking a brow. ‘Shh i wanna nap’ she muttered patting eddies face. Eddie shrugged and looked at Renee ‘So when does kendall get here?’
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