So. While I think of what should happen to Lisa in chapter 4 of "Who Do I Love?", I decided to write.. type? some Zufällig thing.. Hahaha.. I'm also listening to a lovely song as I write this.
What is that song Du ask? "Jizz In My Pants" Von The Lonely Island. Yes.. I'm that awsome.
Sooo.. enjoy~
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Lisa:*humming, walking around the 'OC mansion'* Wonder where every is.. *hears a voice when she passes a door, back tracks and listens at the door; she hears the song "Jizz In My Pants" playing* o__o' Whatthefuck? Whose room is this? *opens the door and sees Ky doodle*

Ky:*looks up at her* Hey Lisa. :3

Lisa:K-ky-Sama? .___. *mutters* I should've known..

Ky:♫When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I Jizz. In. My. Pants.~♫

Lisa:This song is sooo.. nasteh. >3<' Why the hell are Du listening to it?

Ky:B-because it's catchy...? D:

Lisa:Or Du just like listening to songs about men cumming over Zufällig shit. -_-'

Ky:I.. DO NOT! >://U!?! (Doesn't make sense.. xD)

Lisa:*sighs* First all the dirty Yaoi fanfics and know listening to shit like this.. Ky-Sama.. Du have a problem.

Ky:Wh-what?! No I don't! >//3//<''

Lisa:I mean, I Liebe Yaoi sooo fucking much~ *ahem* u_u'' But I know how to control my fangirlism..

Ky:o_e ... *busts out laughing* X'DDDDD!! Y-you? CONTROL Du FANGIRLISM?? Ahahahahaahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahah!! X'DDDD

Lisa:O_O ... ._.' ... Ky-Sama..

Ky:AHAHAHaahahahahahahahahaha~!! X,DDDDDD

Lisa:-__-' K-Ky-sama..

Ky:*ROFLs* X,DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Lisa:*clentchs fists* KY-SAMA! SHUT THE FUCK UP! >0<'

Ky:*goes silent* ._. Okay, Lisa..

Lisa:..D:? *sighs* Yougottafreakinglaughingproblemtoo..

Ky:*sits up, clears throat* Yeah.. ^^;; But chu Liebe me right? :3 <3

Lisa:... No. *leaves*

Ky:.. DD:? Lisaaaaa~ I thought we had something special~

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Now.. Lets check up on Kyra and her family for a quick second..

Ky:*rubs eyes sleepily* =.=

Tamaki:*hugs Ky* Hello, darling~

Ky:T-tamaki? Did Du just call me.. "darling"? ._.

Tamaki:*huggles* Of course, hunny bun. :3 *kisses head*

Ky:You.. never Zeigen me affection.. Pffft.. He wants something..

Tamaki:Oh! *scoffs* Yes. I. Do! Y'know I luv chu~

Ky:What'd Du do to Ciel? D:

Tamaki:What.. do Du mean? ^^;;;

Ky:*pushes him away* T-Tamaki! I told Du to treat him as our own and Du won't except him! Whhhhhyyyy?? DDD,: *looks around frantically for Ciel*

Tamaki:Because! He'll try to rape my Haruhi! U3U

Ky:T-Tamaki! He is only 12! DD: *looks through the trash can, searches the garbage disposal XD!* Ciel! Where are you?

Tamaki:*emo corner, mumbles* He's still a boy.. He'll rape my Haruhi~ o_o

Ky:*finds Ciel tied up in on of Tamaki's Emo corners* Oh, Ciel! *tries to untie him* >3< I can't get this damn rope loosened!

Ciel:M-mommy.. *watery eyes, blushing*
(^ Kyra's inner mind theater btw. xD)

Ky:.///. D-dun worry, sweety.. I'll get Du out.

Ciel:*blinks, making tears stream* I-it's so tight.. M-mommy..

Ky:o////e *trying to hold in squeegasm*

Yeah.. Daily routine in my house.. Okay not really. ._.

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Okay, back to the OC Mansion~

Kotomi:*only in bra, panties, and socks* Why.. am I doing this again? ._. .. *leans over slighty and tugs on her panties a little, she blushes cutely/seductively and the camera flashes*
(^ Piccy at the bottom. XD!!!)

Tyo:*walks in* Hey, Ko- O//||//O

Kotomi:*gasps and quickly puts on a robe* T-Tyo! Hiiii.. *coughs nervously*

Tyo:*faints from blood loss xD* X//||//X

Kotomi:Tyo?! D:

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Now, because of Ei, I shall make Du girls 'Jizz in your pants' (XD!): With some hot, smexy yaoi! ;D Oh! and maybe some stalker Yaoi fans.. Wait.. would they make Du jizz? I graubraun, dun think so.. Okay, lets just get on to it!

~*~Skeater and Lyle~*~

Lyle:*has Skeater pinned to the bed, sitting on his crotch (Not intentionally of course ^^)* Finally caught you.. *panting slightly, takes his embarassing baby picture from Skeater's hand*

Skeater:*blushing, eyes slightly wide* ...

Lyle:*sits up on his crotch even Mehr (XD), slipping the picture into his pocket*

Skeater:*eyes droop slightly as he gets kinda hard* Oh please don't let him feel it. Please don't let him feel it. Please do-

Lyle:Skeater?

Skeater:*eyes open* Y-yes?

Lyle:*places his hands on Skeater's chest, in a 'crawling' position and his strap falls from his shoulder*

Skeater:*blushes deeper and swallows hard*

Lyle:*innocently* Can we.. please make love?

Skeater:H-huh? *surprised Von his question*

Lyle:Make love.. We haven't done it in so long and my body is practically begging for it.. *blushes cutely and holds a curled finger to his lips*

Cue Fangirl screams.

Skeater:*slowly nods* Yes.. I-If Du want to..

Lyle:*slides his hands downward so that he lays flatly on Skeater's body* Can I be uke this time? *blinks cutely*

Skeater:O-okay.. *grips both of Lyle's wrists and turns over, ending up ontop of Lyle*

Lyle:*mouth opens slightly and blushes, looking up at him* T-touch me..

Skeater:*blushes as one of his hands travel down to Lyle's skirt* .. *slips his hand into his rock and starts to grope him*

Lyle:*moans turns his head to the side* S-skeater..

Skeater:*thinks* He's hard already.. I wonder how long he's been hard.. *slips his hand into Lyle's underwear, groping Mehr throughly*

Lyle:A-aah.. *grips the sheets*

Skeater:*continues groping; lifts Lyle's hemd, shirt up slowly with his other hand and starts Küssen his body*

Lyle:*bites his bottom lip*

*door cracks open slightly*

Dannie:*whispers* H-holy shit.. *blood starts to drip from her nose*
Kyra:*videotaping* How yummeh.
Rebecca:*blushing, her eyes slightly wide* Are Du two sure we should be watchi-
Dannie/Kyra:Shhhhh!

Lyle:*cums into Skeater's hand a little, blushing* I-I'm sorry..

Skeater:*takes his hand to his mouth, licks it slightly* D-don't be..

(^ lol.. Being all sexy, yet still stutters.. XD)

Lyle:*turns over on his stomach, his rock lifted up to Zeigen his panties*

Dannie/Ky:*crawling into the room gingerly, crawls over to get side view*
Rebecca:G-guys!

*ahem* The following scenes are gonna get pretty graphic.

Skeater:*blushes madly as he slowly slips off his panties and tosses them to the floor*

Lyle:*closes his eyes, griping the sheets slightly* D-don't be too rough on me..

Skeater:I-i'll try not to.. *starts to finger him*

Lyle:*eyes close tightly, face is red and mouth is gaped open; moans loudly* A-ah! *grips the sheets tighter*

Skeater:*continues, making Lyle get wetter*

Lyle:*lets out soft whimpers, murmurs, and moans*

Kyra/Dannie:O/////////||//////////O ~<33

Skeater:*stops and unzips his pants, starts to enter him* T-tell me if it starts to h-hurt.. *pushes in more*

Lyle:*moans loudly, pants slightly* D-don't stop!

Skeater:*starts to thrust*

Lyle:*moans* O-oh.. Skeater! *tears drip from his eyes and saliva spills from his lips as Skeater thrust harder and faster*

Skeater:*groans slightly, blushing and panting*

Dannie/Kyra:*die from bloodloss*

Heh, heh.. RIP Dannie and Kyra.. ^^;;
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*GASP!* I'm seriously a bit bored with Schreiben this sexy yaoi.. I can't think of anything new.. xDD! I was gonna also do ScruffyxLuca & RyxLogan.. But, I graubraun, dun feel like it.. *sigh* At least Du got some sexy Skyle. ;3 Wow.. some Yaoi fangirls are gonna kill meh.. I can sense it. ._. graubraun, dun worry! I'll try to write Mehr Yaoi Liebe story thingies(?? XD) for y'all! But for now, ciao.[/i]

[b]Lisa:Wait, Kyra!

Kyra:Yes, Miss Adachi?

Lisa:What about including Luca-Kun, Anja-Chan, Utsuku-Sama, Mitsu-San, Ry-Kun, Julie-Chan, and Terra-San? o3o

Kyra:*sighs* .. Fine, I'll ask Du each one question.. 'kay?

Anja:Ooo, a question? Totally rad! I wanna go first, ask away Kyra!

Kyra:What is.. your Favorit animal? :3

Anja:Errmm.. Puppy?

Kyra:Okay, ne-

Ry:Kyra. u3u

Kyra:Yes, Rymundo?

Ry:I demand that me and *lifts up Logan out of no where xD* my Logan have a sexy scene in this..

Kyra:DDD: Ry.. I graubraun, dun feel like it..

Ry:But we're a sexy couple! >U

Logan:*confused as hell xD* ._.??

Kyra:Nuuu.. I mean yes, Du two are quite sexy, but I graubraun, dun have anything in mind..

Ry:Fine, then I'll help Du out.. *kisses Logan deeply, sliping his fingers in between his*

Logan:*eyes widen, then close slowly as he kisses back and holds his hand back* <3

All girl OCs + Me(XD):KYAAAAH~!! <33333

Ry:*opens his mouth slightly and slips his tongue into Logan's mouth*

Logan:*blushes, opening his mouth a bit more*

Kyra:*paper towel stuffed in her nose* O-okay guys.. that's enough..

Ry/Logan:*continue kissing, moaning*

Lisa:*fainted* x//||//x <333

Kyra:*sweat drop* Heh.. Well I guess this is the end of the 'article'.. Bye bye. ^^ Oh! and Von the way, sexy Kotomi picture at the bottom.. ;D

Kotomi:*blushes madly, ears flatten* K-Kyra! D///X

Seriously.. I was bored and found that base and thought, what the hell! Let's make it Kotomi since she is my oldest female OC.. (18, and I'm not sure why that has anything to do with making her into the base.. xD) Okay, byyyyye!