Thomas: Hello, I'm Thomas. I'm going to steal everyone's spotlight.

Then Thomas pushed ente down a cliff. He went to Oliver, and pushed him into a drehscheibe, plattenspieler well. When he reached Donald & Douglas, he derailed them in their sheds, and put tape on their mouths so they could not call for help.

Sir Topham Hatt: He what?! I knew he'd act like this when the new special was announced. Where is he now?

Spotlight, starring everyone as theirself

Thomas: *Stops Weiter to James*
James: Hello Thomas. Have Du seen...