Trains of Sodor

Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell Du the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought Du sagte Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are Du ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when Du are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess Du found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave Du that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did Du end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, Du know that claw on oben, nach oben of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my oben, nach oben speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: sagte Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled Mehr coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little Mehr to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: Hey Mr. C? Do Du think you'll get your Gold dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have sagte that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank Du Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." ente said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If Du all insist, I'll tell Du my story." sagte Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

Lauren, and Cassi continued west on Amtrak's Keystone Line. Since the line was owned Von Amtrak, two ACS-64's accompanied the steam engines.

Lauren: Du were right Cassi. I'm glad I decided to let Du Mitmachen me.
Cassi: Yeah. NS won't be able to stop us, oder your friends.
Lauren: I really hope you're right.

Inside the Harrisburg train station

Buick: Do Du mind if I make a phone call?
James: Fine, but be back in five minutes.
Buick: Yes sir. *Leaves the room*
James: Anyway, thanks again for inviting us over here.
Amtrak Official: Think nothing of it.
Amtrak Official 2: We should be thanking Du for the generous...

Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell Du about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. Du never told me about the last time Du went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: Du still dating Lauren?...

Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see Du two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: ente Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down Weiter to Percy, and Ian* What's your Favorit idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do Du get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when Du look at this orange, tell me please, what do Du see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what Du mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. Du will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

The Weiter day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If Du just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but Du have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All Du had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Edward passed ente on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See Du later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize Du in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...

Song: link

Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

A Fan FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS

NORFOLK & WESTERN

STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT

JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY

TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE

AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE

The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.

Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, Du will have several people, and their...

Song: link

Ferris & Jack: *Enter Mossberg Harbor with Assault Rifles*
Sean & Jerry: *Moving fast towards them*
Sean: Freeze!!
Sean & Jerry: *Stop in front of Ferris, and Jack, both holding pistols*
Jack: Du can't stop us today Sean.
Sean: Actually, we can. Do Du know that we have no hands, and therefore, aren't supposed to carry guns?
Ferris & Jack: *Drop their guns* Oh no. We've been disarmed.
Jack: *Looking at Sean, and Jerry. They still have their guns* Du two should be disarmed as well. You're both trains like us.
Sean & Jerry: *Drop their guns*
Jerry: It doesn't matter. We'll...