While Thomas was taking us to the magic buffers, Junior remembered something.
C Junior: Oh no.
Mr. Conductor: What's the matter Junior?
C Junior: Lilly. We left her at the windmill!
Mr. Conductor: Alright, Thomas. Get us to the windmill, then take us to the magic buffers.
Thomas: Yes sir Mr. Conductor. *Goes to windmill*
Pierce Brosnan: Thomas went as fast as he could to the windmill.
Mr. Conductor: Is that James Bond narrating?
James: *Passing Thomas with a short freight train* Did someone say my name?
Thomas: We're talking about another James.
James: Uh, huh. Sure Du are. *Goes faster then Thomas*
Thomas stopped at the windmill. He saw Splatter & Dodge harassing Lilly.
Splatter: Where's the magic buffers?
Lilly: I don't know.
Dodge: Where's the magic buffers?
Lilly: Stop asking me!
Splatter: Where's the magic buffers?
Mr. Conductor: Alright, that's enough Du two!
Splatter: Oops. Sorry.
Dodge: We were just about to leave. *Leaves*
Splatter: *Following Dodge*
C Junior: Are Du okay Lilly?
Lilly: I think so.
Mr. Conductor: What did they do to you?
Lilly: All they did was ask where the magic buffers were.
Thomas: Ah, good. They don't know where they are yet.
Mr. Conductor: And we do.
C Junior: Climb in with us on Thomas, and we'll take Du to them.
While we were climbing on board Thomas, we didn't realize that Splatter, and Dodge were hiding in a nearby siding, and heard everything we said.
Splatter: We need to tell the boss about this.
Dodge: Which one? Diesel 10, oder P.T. Boomer?
Splatter: Who cares? If we tell one of them, the other one will find out sooner oder later.
Dodge: Let's tell them now. The sooner, the better.
Thomas: *Sees siding with magic buffers* Brace yourselves. Here we go. *Goes into magic buffers* We made it.
Mr. Conductor: How did Percy find them?
Thomas: It was Von accident.
Mr. Conductor: Yeah, that figures.
Lilly: Wait a minute. My grandfather could use that coal in the freight car to get Lady started.
Thomas: Lady is the Lost engine. Let's find that coal car quickly.
C Junior: But Thomas, it's right there.
Thomas: *Sees freight car with coal in siding* Oh. You're right. *Goes past points, stops, and reverses into siding to get freight car*
Mr. Conductor: We got it. Go.
Thomas: *Pulls coal car*
Lilly: You're a really useful engine Thomas.
Thomas: You're goddamn right I'm useful.
God: Du are not allowed to curse. Because of this, I will make Du end up on a cliff for no reason! *Makes Thomas end up on cliff*
Thomas: Ummm, how was that possible?
Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. We'll get Du out of this. *Blows whistle*
Thankfully, I teleported all of us, including the freight car of coal to Burnett Stone's house. Thomas, was right Von Lady.
To be continued
C Junior: Oh no.
Mr. Conductor: What's the matter Junior?
C Junior: Lilly. We left her at the windmill!
Mr. Conductor: Alright, Thomas. Get us to the windmill, then take us to the magic buffers.
Thomas: Yes sir Mr. Conductor. *Goes to windmill*
Pierce Brosnan: Thomas went as fast as he could to the windmill.
Mr. Conductor: Is that James Bond narrating?
James: *Passing Thomas with a short freight train* Did someone say my name?
Thomas: We're talking about another James.
James: Uh, huh. Sure Du are. *Goes faster then Thomas*
Thomas stopped at the windmill. He saw Splatter & Dodge harassing Lilly.
Splatter: Where's the magic buffers?
Lilly: I don't know.
Dodge: Where's the magic buffers?
Lilly: Stop asking me!
Splatter: Where's the magic buffers?
Mr. Conductor: Alright, that's enough Du two!
Splatter: Oops. Sorry.
Dodge: We were just about to leave. *Leaves*
Splatter: *Following Dodge*
C Junior: Are Du okay Lilly?
Lilly: I think so.
Mr. Conductor: What did they do to you?
Lilly: All they did was ask where the magic buffers were.
Thomas: Ah, good. They don't know where they are yet.
Mr. Conductor: And we do.
C Junior: Climb in with us on Thomas, and we'll take Du to them.
While we were climbing on board Thomas, we didn't realize that Splatter, and Dodge were hiding in a nearby siding, and heard everything we said.
Splatter: We need to tell the boss about this.
Dodge: Which one? Diesel 10, oder P.T. Boomer?
Splatter: Who cares? If we tell one of them, the other one will find out sooner oder later.
Dodge: Let's tell them now. The sooner, the better.
Thomas: *Sees siding with magic buffers* Brace yourselves. Here we go. *Goes into magic buffers* We made it.
Mr. Conductor: How did Percy find them?
Thomas: It was Von accident.
Mr. Conductor: Yeah, that figures.
Lilly: Wait a minute. My grandfather could use that coal in the freight car to get Lady started.
Thomas: Lady is the Lost engine. Let's find that coal car quickly.
C Junior: But Thomas, it's right there.
Thomas: *Sees freight car with coal in siding* Oh. You're right. *Goes past points, stops, and reverses into siding to get freight car*
Mr. Conductor: We got it. Go.
Thomas: *Pulls coal car*
Lilly: You're a really useful engine Thomas.
Thomas: You're goddamn right I'm useful.
God: Du are not allowed to curse. Because of this, I will make Du end up on a cliff for no reason! *Makes Thomas end up on cliff*
Thomas: Ummm, how was that possible?
Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. We'll get Du out of this. *Blows whistle*
Thankfully, I teleported all of us, including the freight car of coal to Burnett Stone's house. Thomas, was right Von Lady.
To be continued
The Office: Shut Up About The Sun
Cast
Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim
Audio for the skit (Start at 0:47): link
Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*
This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.
Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely Du already knew that.
Cast
Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim
Audio for the skit (Start at 0:47): link
Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*
This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.
Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely Du already knew that.