Simba "(huffs) I never get to go anywhere."

Zazu "Oh young master,one day you will be king. Then you can chase those slobbery,mangy,stupid poachers from dawn until dusk."

Scene change

Scar kicks a stick out of his way.

Simba "......

Simba: " Hey, Uncle Scar! guess what?"

Scar: "I despise guessing games."

Simba: " I'm going to be king of Pride Rock."

Scar "Oh goooody".

Simba "my dad just showed me the whole kingdom,and I'm gonna rule it all hehe."

Scar "well.....

Scar: "Yes.....Well forgive me for not leaping for joy. bad back, you know."

Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar? when I'm king. what will that make you?"

Scar "A monkey's uncle."

Simba " haha you're so weird."

Scar " you have no idea....So... "

...your father showed you the whole kingdom, did he? "

Simba: "Everything."

Scar: "He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the northern border...?"

Simba: " Well, no...

Simba "...he said I can't go there."

Scar "And he's absolutely right! Far to dangerous! Only the bravest lions go there."

Simba " well I'm brave,what's out there?"

Scar "I'm sorry....

.....Simba, I just can't tell you. "

Simba: "Why not?"

Scar: "Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well- being of my..

Scar "favorite nephew."

Simba "yeah right,I'm your only nephew."

Scar "all the more reason to be protective. An....."

Scar: " Elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince....Oops!"

Simba: "An elephant, what? Whoa!!"

Scar: "Oh, dear I've said too much....."

...Well, I suppose you'd have found sooner or later, you being SO clever and all..(pulling Simba near) Oh, just do me one favor - promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place."

Simba: " No problem."

Scar: "There's a good lad.

Scar "you run along now and have fun...and remember it's our little secret."

(Skips to Simba running where Nala is taking her bath with their moms)

Simba "hey Nala."

Nala "hi Simba."

Simba "c'mon I just heard about this great place."

Nala ".....

Nala: "Simba, I'm kinda in a middle of a bath."

Sarabi: "And it's time for yours." (she picks Simba up by her mouth)

Simba: "Mom! Mom, you're messing up my mane."

Simba "ok ok I'm clean. Can we go now?"

Nala "so where are we going it better not be any place dumb."

Simba "no! It's really cool."

Sarabi "......

"So where is this really cool place?"

Simba: "Ohhh.. uh, around the waterhole."

Nala: "The waterhole? What's so great about the waterhole?"

Simba: " I'll SHOW you when we GET there."

Nala: "Oh...Uh... Mom, can I go with Simba? "

Sarafina: "Hmm... What do you think, Sarabi?"

Sarabi: "Well...."

Simba and Nala: "PLLLEEEAAASSSEE!!!"

Sarabi: "It's all right with me."

Simba: "YEAH!"

Nala: "All Right!"

Sarabi:......

Sarabi "as long as Zazu goes with you."

Simba "no not Zazu!"

Zazu " step lightly children ,the sooner we get to the waterhole the sooner we can leave."

Nala ".....

So where we really going? "

Simba: "An elephant graveyard."

Nala: "Wow!"

Simba: "Shhh! Zazu."

Nala: "Right. So how...

Nala " we gonna ditch the dodo?"

(Simba and Nala mumble to themselves)

Zazu" just look at you two. Little seeds of romance blossoming in the savannah. Your parents will be thrilled.....

....with your being betrothed and all."

Simba: "Be-what?"

Zazu: "Betrothed. Intended. Affianced."

Nala: "Meaning...?"

Zazu : "..

Zazu "one day you two are going to be married."

Simba "yuck!"

Nala "eww"

Simba "I can't marry her she's my friend."

Nala "yeah,it would be so weird."

Zazu "....

Zazu: "Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you two turtledoves have no choice. its a tradition going back generations.

Simba: :Well, I'm king, that will be the first thing to go."

Zazu: "Not so long as I'm around."

Simba: "Well, in that case, you're fired."

Zazu "hmm nice try but only the king can do that."

Nala "well he's the future king."

Simba "yeah,so you have to do what I tell ya."

Zazu "...

Zazu: " Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. "

Simba: " Hmph. Not the way I see it. "

Simba "I'm gonna be a mighty king,so enemies beware."

Zazu " well I've never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair."

Simba " I'm gonna be the mane event,that no king was before. I'm brushing up,I'm looking down,I'm working on my roar!!!"

Zazu "thus far,a rather uninspiring thing."

Simba "oh I just can't wait to be king!"

Simba : " No one saying do this. "

Zazu : " Now when I said that... "

Nala : " No one saying be there. "

Zazu : "What I meant was... "

Simba : " No one saying stop that. "

Zazu : " What you don't realize... "

Simba & Nala : " No one saying see here. "

Zazu : " Now see here! "

Simba : " Free to run around all day. "

Zazu : " That's definitely out..."

Simba : " Free to do it all my way! "

Zazu "I think it's time that you and I arrange a heart-to-heart."

Nala " kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start."

Zazu "if this is where the monarchy is headed count me out. Out of service,out of Africa,I wouldn't hang about. AWW!!! This child is getting wildly out of wing!"

Simba "oh I just can't wait to be king!"

Simba : " Everybody look left. "

Nala : " Everybody look right. "

Simba : " Everywhere you look I'm...

Simba & Nala : " Standing in the spotlight. "

Zazu : " Not yet ! "

- Chorus - " Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling. "

Chorus: ♪ Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait.. to be king!!!!!! ♪ (ends)

Zazu: (muffled) "I beg your pardon, madam. But get off!!!! Simba... Nala!"

Simba and Nala both laugh and skip gleefully

Simba "alright it worked."

Nala "we lost him."

Simba "I am a genius."

Nala "......

Nala: " Hey, Genius, it was my idea. "

Simba: " Yeah, but I pulled it off. "

Nala: " With me! "

Simba: " Oh yeah? ...Rrarr! "

{Simba jumps at Nala; they tussle quickly. Nala ends on top and pins Simba with her forepaws, producing a resounding thump.}

Nala: " Ha. Pinned ya. "

Simba: "Hey, let me up!"

(Simba tackles Nala again rolling down a hill with Nala on top of him again)

Nala: "Pinned ya, again."

(A geyser hisses, started the cubs as Simba recognizes the place he wanted to visit)

Simba "this is it. We made it."

Simba and Nala " whoa!!!"

Nala "it's really creepy."

Simba "yeah! Isn't it great?"

Nala "we could get......

"Into big trouble."

Simba: "I know." (chuckles)

Nala: "I wonder if it's brains are still in there?"

Simba: "There's only one way to know.. come on, let's go check it out."

Zazu " wrong!!!! The only checking you will do is to check out of here.

Simba "oh man!"

Zazu "We're way beyond the boundaries of the pride lands."

Simba "look banana beak is scared."

Zazu "that's Mister. Banana beak.....

..to you, fuzzy. And right now we are all in very real danger. "

Simba: " Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I...

Simba "laugh in the face of danger HAHA."

Hyenas laugh menacingly

Shenzi "well,well,well banzai what do we have here?"

Banzai "I don't know. Ed?"

Ed "oh ha he oh."

Banzai ".....

Banzai: "Yeah, just what I was thinking. A trio of trespassers!

Zazu: "And quite by accident, let me assure you. a simple navigational error."

Shenzi: "Whoa, whoa, wait, wait,wait...I know you. You're Mufasa's little stooge".

Zazu " I madam am the kings Major-Domo.

Banzai "and that would make you...."

Simba "the future king!"

Shenzi "do you know what we do to kings...."

....who step out of their kingdom? "

Simba: " Puh. You can't do anything me. "

Zazu: " Uhh... technically, they can. We are on their land. "

Simba: " But Zazu, you told...

Simba "me they're nothing but slobbery,mangy,stupid poachers."

Zazu "ix-nay on the upid-stay."

Banzai "who you calling upid-stay?"

Zazu "......

Zazu: "My, my, my...look at the sun. It's time to go!"

Shenzi: "What's the hurry? We'd loooove you to stick around for dinner."

Banzai: "Yeah! We could have whatever's.....'lion' around!" (laughs) (background) "get it? lion around!"

Shenzi: "Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one. I got one. Make mine a 'cub' sandwich. Whatcha think?" (laughs hysterically)

Ed grunts and points at the escaping cubs.

Shenzi " what ed?! What is it?!"

Banzai "we order this dinner to go?"

Shenzi "no,why?"

Banzai "...

Banzai: "Cause, there it goes!!"

Nala: "Did we lose them?"

Simba: "I think so, but where is Zazu?"

Banzai: "The little majordomo bird hippity hopped all the way to the birdie boiler." (he shoves him in a geyser)

Zazu: "Oh, no!! Not the birdie boiler!!! (it shoots him out in the air)

(the hyenas all laugh hysterically)

Simba "hey! Why don't you pick on somebody you're own size."

Shenzi "like you?"

Simba "oops."

Hyenas chase the cubs up a hill of bones and Nala starts to slip backwards.

Nala "Simba! Ahhhhh!"

(Simba runs bravely back and claws Shenzi across the cheek, drawing blood and distracting her while Nala escapes. Shenzi becomes enraged; the Hyenas pursue the cubs quickly and corner them in a cave.)

Banzai: " Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."

Simba : " Raaar ! "

Shenzi: " Oo-hoo... that was it?..

(Hyenas laugh)

Shenzi: "Do it again..come on."

(Simba opens his mouth to let out another roar but we hear a full grown lion's roar)

Hyenas: Huh?

(Mufasa charges the hyenas attacking and knocking them everywhere until they're cringing under him)

Shenzi: "Oh, please, please. Uncle. Uncle"

Banzai: "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Mufasa: (half roar) "Silence!"

Banzai "we're gonna shut up right now."

Shenzi "calm down. We're really sorry."

Mufasa" if you ever come near my son again"

Shenzi" oh this is....this is your son?"

Banzai".....

Shenzi:"I didn't know that you..did you know that?"

Banzai:"no..no..I didn't that!"

Shenzi and banzai:"ed?!"