I was Lesen the Maximum Ride Bücher again and Fang's blog made me think of Nico as I think they are similar characters. So I came up with 'Nico's Blog'. Please Abschicken Fragen to answer.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: Tag one
Hello all Du people that happen to be surfing the internet oder have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades kabine at your Favorit demigod camp. And if you're a Roman Fan and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me Von my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. Du dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) kabine members Von their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if Du stay in your kabine for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few Fragen asked Von my buddies at camp, they have been disguised Von user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did Du hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping Du Von his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I Liebe messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, Du were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my Frage is, what happened to my Favorit copy of the Iliad when Du went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your Nutzername is terrible, I expected Mehr from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, Du have two dozen copies, and why Du should have a Favorit I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the feuer I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my Frage is why did Du spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as Du came Von (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and Du looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite kabine assumed I was the reason Du were mad and I had been smiling at Du so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would Du react if I filled the Hades kabine with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an Stunde later* TRAVIS STOLL Du ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! Du FILLED MY kabine WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a messer at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up oder he'll have to admit his Liebe for Katie, which is false* Last Frage of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask Fragen later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, Du break her herz you're dead to me, Du know, if the cursed jewels don't get to Du first.
THE END! OK, now, Abschicken your Fragen for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I sagte I'm hot but I am hot for Du ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three oder four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: Tag one
Hello all Du people that happen to be surfing the internet oder have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades kabine at your Favorit demigod camp. And if you're a Roman Fan and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me Von my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. Du dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) kabine members Von their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if Du stay in your kabine for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few Fragen asked Von my buddies at camp, they have been disguised Von user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did Du hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping Du Von his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I Liebe messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, Du were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my Frage is, what happened to my Favorit copy of the Iliad when Du went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your Nutzername is terrible, I expected Mehr from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, Du have two dozen copies, and why Du should have a Favorit I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the feuer I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my Frage is why did Du spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as Du came Von (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and Du looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite kabine assumed I was the reason Du were mad and I had been smiling at Du so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would Du react if I filled the Hades kabine with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an Stunde later* TRAVIS STOLL Du ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! Du FILLED MY kabine WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a messer at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up oder he'll have to admit his Liebe for Katie, which is false* Last Frage of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask Fragen later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, Du break her herz you're dead to me, Du know, if the cursed jewels don't get to Du first.
THE END! OK, now, Abschicken your Fragen for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I sagte I'm hot but I am hot for Du ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three oder four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.