After having arguments over why demigods don't use Pistolen with my friends, I decided to do this. So I figured that there wouldn't have been bullets for the Pistolen untill the end of book 3, so this is how the Bücher might have turned out had demigods used common sence (and guns).
If Demigods Used Guns…
*Announcer's voice* Book 4.
*Cheery little tune*
Chapter 14
The crowd screamed insults at me, but Antaeus raised his hand for silence.
“Weapons,” he insisted. “And then we will see how Du die. Will Du have axes? Shields? Nets? Flamethrowers?”
"Just my gun" I relplied.
The gates opened again, and this time a young warrior came out.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“Ethan Nakamura,” he said. “I have to kill you.”
“Why are Du doing this?”
“I have to prove myself,” Ethan told me. “Only way to Mitmachen up.”
And with that he charged.
"Sorry Ethan" I sagte as I pulled the trigger on my gun. He crumpled to the floor, and I walked away, feeling a twinge of guilt.
Chapter Battle Sequence.
As I raced across the battlefield, I saw horrible things. An enemy halfbloodwas fighting with a son of Dionysus, but it wasn’t much of a contest.
The enemy stabbed him in the arm then clubbed him over the head with the butt of his sword, and Dionysus’s son went down.
Another enemy warrior shot flaming arrows into the trees, sending our archers and dryads into a
panic. We were being overwhelmed.
Then, out of nowhere Clarisse came with machine Pistolen in both hands.
"Say hello to my little friend!" she said, Pistolen blazing. All the monsters crumpled to dust. We had won.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
*Announcer's voice* Book 5
*Cheery little tune*
"I'm immortal, Du fool! I have escaped Tartarus. Du have no business here, and no chance to live." Kronos roared
Nico drew his sword—three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree."
The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared m the road, the sidewalks, the sides of the buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living. There were thousands of them, and as they emerged, the Titan's monsters got jumpy and started to back up.
Out came a child of Apollo. "That's pretty cool Nico." the kid said, "but this is cooler. Guys! Fire!"
Out of nowhere, 20 campers came with guns, firing at Kronos. Most of the bullets bounced off, but one hit his Achilles Heel. He howled in pain, and disintegrated into dust. Then they turned on the monsters and turned them to dust. I guess I wasn't the hero.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
If Demigods Used Guns…
*Announcer's voice* Book 4.
*Cheery little tune*
Chapter 14
The crowd screamed insults at me, but Antaeus raised his hand for silence.
“Weapons,” he insisted. “And then we will see how Du die. Will Du have axes? Shields? Nets? Flamethrowers?”
"Just my gun" I relplied.
The gates opened again, and this time a young warrior came out.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“Ethan Nakamura,” he said. “I have to kill you.”
“Why are Du doing this?”
“I have to prove myself,” Ethan told me. “Only way to Mitmachen up.”
And with that he charged.
"Sorry Ethan" I sagte as I pulled the trigger on my gun. He crumpled to the floor, and I walked away, feeling a twinge of guilt.
Chapter Battle Sequence.
As I raced across the battlefield, I saw horrible things. An enemy halfbloodwas fighting with a son of Dionysus, but it wasn’t much of a contest.
The enemy stabbed him in the arm then clubbed him over the head with the butt of his sword, and Dionysus’s son went down.
Another enemy warrior shot flaming arrows into the trees, sending our archers and dryads into a
panic. We were being overwhelmed.
Then, out of nowhere Clarisse came with machine Pistolen in both hands.
"Say hello to my little friend!" she said, Pistolen blazing. All the monsters crumpled to dust. We had won.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
*Announcer's voice* Book 5
*Cheery little tune*
"I'm immortal, Du fool! I have escaped Tartarus. Du have no business here, and no chance to live." Kronos roared
Nico drew his sword—three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree."
The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared m the road, the sidewalks, the sides of the buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living. There were thousands of them, and as they emerged, the Titan's monsters got jumpy and started to back up.
Out came a child of Apollo. "That's pretty cool Nico." the kid said, "but this is cooler. Guys! Fire!"
Out of nowhere, 20 campers came with guns, firing at Kronos. Most of the bullets bounced off, but one hit his Achilles Heel. He howled in pain, and disintegrated into dust. Then they turned on the monsters and turned them to dust. I guess I wasn't the hero.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
