Typical Guy

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. then he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," sagte the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can Du make this thing work?" "Certainly," sagte the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" sagte the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."



Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

A crusty old man walks into a bank...

I found this link - I dont take credit for it. XD-enjoy.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

4. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Du think."

8. Practice making fax and...