Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do Du know what Du call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't Du finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't Du have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the Tag the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill Du myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her Du jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd Liebe to see Du try." Rosalie:"No Du wouldn't...