The Annoying orange

We start our fanfiction with a pan through a desert, where bizzare rock formations, tumbleweeds, and cacti can be seen. After we get to see some of the beautiful, yet hot scenery, two blurs, coloured brown and blue respectively, zipped down the road leaving cacti to pull up.

The blue blur froze in mid-run, revealing itself to be a tall, ostrich-like bird. It had a light-blue body, neck, tail feathers, a purple head, head plumage, wings, and a yellow beak and legs. Below the bird, his Latin name, "Road Runner - Zippicus Birdius", appeared in a Western-style font. The assumed-to-be-frozen creature...

Orange: I am annoying in my heart,
Hey, knife, Du look so sharp,
And Du would like to chop me, easy,
But mister, Hey that Du know what, you're dull just like a butt [laughs],
Knife guy, Du can't chop me, saft me.

Pear: If I didn't have you, there would be nothing left,
The skin of a birne who could never be his best,
Despite your annoyingness, I'm still your best friend,
Orange, please, now don't be dead, yeah.

Little Apple: All my life, you're a great prize,
Called me a midget, Du made me get angry,
And Du made fun of my size,
But despite that, nobody can chop Du down.

Marshmallow: All my life,...

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

Flatulence is my thing,
'Cause it's got a gassy ring,
I'm farting as I sing my song,
So why don't Du all fart along?
My fart ship is not active,
If Du don't fart attractive,
So come on now and Zeigen your fart,
'Cause it's a smelly piece of art!

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one...

Passion Obst is seen skipping along the counter, coming up to Orange, who is sitting on a bench and Lesen a newspaper.

Passion: Been thinkin' for a while and there's something I gotta tell you.
Orange: Sorry Pass, I can't talk right now.
Passion: Been thinkin' that our Liebe for each other has grown so very strong.
Orange: Love? Wait...
Passion: It's plain to see we're building our worlds together.
Orange: Uhh, back up for a minute.
Passion: I'm looking in your eyes right now and I can tell Du feel the same.
Orange: Get off of me!

Tackling Orange, Passion ends up knocking herself and him off the...