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Orange: I'm tooty, I'm fruity,
I am a little cutie,
And I play the flute-y, I'm sure to irritate!
Hey, my name is Orange,
To prove that I'm not boring,
I make myself annoying,

Pear: [annoyed] And I'm always his roommate!

Orange: I live in the kitchen,
It's full of Essen and life,
My Home sweet home, it stands alone,
If Du avoid that knife!

I'm tooty, I'm fruity,
I have a citrus suit-y,
My name's Annoying Orange,
And I am their strife!

Here's Passion and Mallow,

Marshmallow: I have a cute-guy halo,

Orange: And here's Midget Apple,

Little Apple: It's Little Apple, please!

Orange: And Grandpa Lemon, Grapefruit,
The big one is a fat goon,
And best of all, my friend Pear!

Pear: But his soul is my disease!

Orange: These things make me annoying,
"Nya Nya", motorboating, tease,
I irritate, I've got good taste,
Okay, let's end this, please.

I'm tooty, I'm fruity,
Annoying is my duty,
My name's Annoying Orange,
And I am their strife!

And watch out for that knife!