We start our fanfiction with a pan through a desert, where bizzare rock formations, tumbleweeds, and cacti can be seen. After we get to see some of the beautiful, yet hot scenery, two blurs, coloured brown and blue respectively, zipped down the road leaving cacti to pull up.
The blue blur froze in mid-run, revealing itself to be a tall, ostrich-like bird. It had a light-blue body, neck, tail feathers, a purple head, head plumage, wings, and a yellow beak and legs. Below the bird, his Latin name, "Road Runner - Zippicus Birdius", appeared in a Western-style font. The assumed-to-be-frozen creature then turned his head to us and yelled out "beep-beep!" as his Beschreibung disappeared and the chase continued...
...but right after this. Going to the brown blur, it froze itself in mid-run too, revealing itself to be a brown, lanky coyote with beige eyebrows, stomach, snout, yellow eyes, a black nose, and long, wiry ears. Like the bird, his Latin name, "Coyote - Hungurious Canis", appeared below him, also in a Western-style font. They disappeared and now the chase resumed.
Coyote, building up speed, was now very close to the Road Runner, receiving his chance to catch him once and for all. However, as he was about to clench his hands on the bird's neck, he suddenly fell down, as if he tripped over something. Road Runner popped out his tongue at his predator and sped off in a flash.
Cutting to a full shot of the face-flat coyote, we see that he has tripped over a round, orange object. Cut to the object, it is an orange with eyes and a mouth with yellow teeth. He looked a bit painful, feeling the coyote tripping over him.
Orange: Aw, did I just feel someone tripped over me? Cause if I did, he's having a trippy
Then, some words appeared Weiter to him. They said, "Orange - Annoyingus Fruiticus".
Orange: Wow. Seems Latin to me.
Wile E. Coyote: Ouch. I was so close. [hears orange speaking]
Orange: Hey there!
Wile E. Coyote: What? A talking orange? Must be one of my hallucinations.
Orange: I'm not a hallucination, I'm an orange!
Wile E. Coyote: [gets up and picks up Orange] You! Du ruined my chances of catching that *BLEEP*
roadrunner! I'm gonna eat you, if that's the first thing I do!
Orange: Road Runner? What's a Road Runner?
Wile E. Coyote: It's a very speedy bird right here in the desert! Now scram, orange, for I will not allow Du to make me fail! [tosses orange away]
Orange: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! [crash]
Wile E. Coyote: [rubbing hands] That should take care of him.
A Minute later, the coyote has set up a catapult, which is armed with a huge rock to crush the unsuspecting bird.
Wile E. Coyote: [chuckles] With this ACME-brand catapult, there's a possibility I could get that Road Runner!
Orange: [record scratch] Acne? Eh excuse me, coyote, don't Du have pimples on your face? [laughs]
Wile E. Coyote: No! It's not pimples on my face, Du annoying fruit! It's A-C-M-E, ACME! It's a company that makes everything I buy!
Orange: Good point, coyote, but if Du could afford a catapult, why don't Du just buy Essen instead of going after a fast-running bird?
Wile E. Coyote: Well, seems good to me, but I'm Mehr interested in catching that Road Runner. Now go away, because Du are so annoying! [pushes orange away with his foot]
Road Runner: Beep-beep!
Wile E. Coyote: I hear him! Now's my chance to yank the string and-
He tugged the string, hoping for the boulder to squash the fast runner. But instead, the boulder, being too heavy for his contraption to handle, fell backwards and pancaked Wile E. while the Road Runner peacefully ran along. orange had witnessed the poor coyote's failure from the spot where he was now prior to Wile pushing him off.
Orange: Oof! I've gotta say, that coyote is really flat
out on catching that roadrunner! [laughs]
Wile E. Coyote: [annoyed; in pain] Ugh...
Weiter scene; Coyote hides under a manhole, wielding a rifle, to try to shoot Road Runner when he comes along.
Wile E. Coyote: Perhaps it is a great idea if I retrace a very old attempt, and with these target-lock bullets, what could possibly go wrong? [hears Road Runner] There he comes! Now... [hides under the manhole]
Road Runner ran along, and no sooner than he did Wile E. emerged from his hiding place, rifle-ready, aiming at his speedy target. However, his chance got ruined... almost, when orange came up near him and startled him.
Orange: Hey COYOTE!!!
Wile E. Coyote: [startled] Wah! [shoots a bullet]
The target-lock bullet, well, being designed to lock on targets, followed the fast beeper in a long chase through some cacti, loop-de-loop formations, a bridge and some tumbleweeds. Meanwhile...
Orange: Hey, where did Du get that cool gun? The acne
Wile E. Coyote: [grunts] I told you, it's not acne and it's not pimples on my face, it's [holds out a sign that says "ACME"] ACME!
Orange: Hey look! Here comes the bird who beeps like a car!
Wile E. Coyote: It's the Road Runner, stupid!
Road Runner ran past both coyote and fruit, very
fast to make the bullet which was supposed to follow him lose target. As Wile E. looked back at his prey, he heard a zooming noise and looked back to see the flying bullet, having found a new target: him.
Orange: Uh oh, here comes the boom. [goes down the manhole]
Wile E. Coyote: Son of a-
But before he can finish his sentence (which is very rude considering what Du think of it), the bullet hits him and explodes. As the smoke clears, he is blackened like a roasted marshmallow.
Orange: [goes up] Whoa, you're failure sure is toast!
Wile E. Coyote: On to Plan C!
Weiter scene; Coyote has ordered an ACME Rocket-Powered Scooter. Standing on a curved rock formation, he sees the Road Runner zip Von and pulls the string on the scooter to feuer it up. The scooter then activates and sends him after the Road Runner again.
Wile E. Coyote: [chuckles] I got Du now, Du road-burning chunk! [holds out his hands to try to catch Road Runner]
Unfortunately, he was still not alone, because we can see orange standing on a spot of the scooter's board behind his feet.
Orange: Hey, coyote!!!
Wile E. Coyote: W-w-w-what?!?! How on earth did Du get back here!?!?
Orange: I don't know, but I'm enjoying a wacky ride on your wild
Wile E. Coyote: Grrr..! I don't know how you're here, but I want to know I'm not gonna let Du ruin my plans to capture that speedy bird and eat him!
Orange: Du want to eat the Road Runner? Well, if Du say he is tasty, then count me in!
Wile E. Coyote: No! I can't allow Du to Mitmachen me! The only one allowed to eat that pesky Road Runner is me!
Orange: Aw, can Du at least let me eat just one bit?
Wile E. Coyote: Absolutely not!
Orange: Hey coyote, coyote, coyote, coyote, coyote, coyote.... [loops]
Wile E. Coyote: [annoyed] Uggghhhh!!!!! WHAT!?!?!?!?
Much like how Zufällig objects like messer oder Squash appear to kill/harm the people that orange annoys whenever he says their name, an anvil fell and hit Wile E. on the head, despite him wearing a helmet, causing him to lose control of his scooter and spin malufunctionly off a cliff. orange sprouted a parachute and glided down to the edge while Wile E. removed the anvil on his head and stopped in mid-air.
Orange: Hey, coyote!
Wile E. Coyote: What is it now, Du stupid trödel, schrott, junk-e- of citrus!?!?
Orange: Um, aren't Du supposed to be falling instead of staying in the air like that?
Feeling the air with his foot, Coyote looked down and recognized the situation that occasionally happens if he isn't careful with watching his step: falling down the deep pits of a canyon!
Wile E. Coyote: Aw crap. [falls]
Orange: [watches Wile E. fall]
Classic Road Runner cliché; the coyote, still holding onto the scooter, fell a long distance down the canyon, getting smaller and smaller as he reached the bottom. THUD!
Then, as the impact dust dissolved, some camera-like flashes appeared in a ring around where Wile landed.
Orange: Hey, what's going on down here? [jumps down the canyon and sprouts his parachute]
When orange reached the bottom, he found a ring of cameras photographing the battered coyote along with his busted scooter. Looking around, he saw Little Apple.
Orange: Hey Midget Apple, why are those cameras taking Fotos of the coyote over there?
Little Apple: It's Little Apple! Anyway, I'm making an episode of my documentary series called Little Apple's Wonders of the Desert. The cameras there are ones used to photograph, and I've got marshmallow as the cameraman.
Marshmallow: Yay! I Liebe filming for a documentary series! [giggles]
Little Apple: [off-camera] Ouch! After this unsuccessfully planned hunt, the coyote lays on the bottom of the cliff in sheer defeat and pain.
Road Runner: [runs up to Wile E.] Beep beep!
Little Apple: [off-camera] And to add insult to injury, his uncatchable prey shows up and mocks him with his odd car sounds.
Road Runner: [runs off]
Little Apple: [off-camera] And once again, the coyote is forced to resort to a new plan...
The glocke then rang, signaling break time.
Little Apple: Well, Du know what this means.
Orange: It's time to return to the kitchen?
Little Apple: No, it's time for a break! [walks to a chair and sits] Ah... [plays a paddleball]
Marshmallow: [relaxing] Ah...
Orange: And Weiter time the coyote wants to chase the Road Runner, he's gonna have to [pulls out a ketchup packet] catsup!
Wile E. Coyote: Ugh....
Ending our fanfiction, we go to the Looney Tunes drum, which is modified to read "ANNOYING orange - A Dane Boe Video". orange then bursts out in lieu of Porky.
Orange: T-t-t-th-th-th-th-that's all, fruits! [laughs]