Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.
Sam: Dean? (Dean laughs)
Sam: (breathing heavily) Du scared the crap out of me.
Dean: That's because you're out of practice. (Sam retaliates, pinning Dean down)
Dean: (laughs) oder not. Get off me.
Sam: What the hell are Du doing here?
Dean: I was looking for a beer.
Sam: ...What the hell are Du doing here?
Dean: Okay, alright. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um...the phone?
Dean: If I had called, would Du have picked up?
(Jess in a tight blue Smurf hemd, shirt and short white panties) Dean: I Liebe the Smurfs. Du know, I gotta tell you, Du are completely out of my brother's league.
Jess: Just...
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