WEIRD NOISE AT NIGHT
Normal people: WTF? What was that? (Goes to inspect)
SPN fans: GET THE MOTHERF*CKING SALT!

IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
Normal people: NOOOOOO!!!!!! (sobs)
SPN fans: (Clicks gun) Let's do this thang.

EYE OF THE TIGER ON RADIO
Normal people: I love/hate/whatever this song.
SPN fans: (Lip synching on the oben, nach oben of the car)

PARENTS PUTTING ON PRESSURE
Normal people: Whatever.
SPN fans: You're bossy! And short!

PEOPLE GAVE Du A MAKEOVER
Normal people: Umm, thanks?
SPN fans: I'm a painted whore.

AT THE CHURCH
Normal people: I would like to thank the Lord....
SPN fans: I would like to thank Castiel....

SCHOOL
Normal people: If this and this goes with this, than it must be that this and that....(more logic)
SPN fans: Accidents don't happen accidentally, if there is a key than there must be a lock, and it was night and now it's day. Du know who spies on people? SPIES! Yesterday was Tuesday, right? Well today is Tuesday, too!

DISRESPECTFUL KIDS
Normal people: I brought Du into this world, I can take Du out!
SPN fans: I took Du out of Hell, I can throw Du back in!