The scene on TV shows an abandoned island overran with weeds and pests, friendly Tiere and toon eating monsters as well as a boot parking dock Von the hai filled sea that surrounds the island.
The scene changes to a computerized man all covered in blue, and he has no hair at all. Just completely blue and computerized.
Tabuu: Hello and welcome to Total Smash Island, I'm your host Tabuu, and i was a bad guy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but that another story. And we are live here at Brawl Island.
(He continues to walk over a bridge over a river to a crummy old summer camp.)
Tabuu: Here's the deal, 30 smashers will be spending 8 weeks here and the last one remaining will win 1 hundred thousand dollars that will most likely be blown in a week and a life times supply of a Essen of their choice, every 2 days each team will either win a reward oder watch a team member get voted off and taken from the island...FOREVER.
(Just then, the boot arrived)
Tabbu: Speaking of which, here comes our first smasher.
(Olimar jumps out the boat)
Olimar: Err, this doesn't look like a garden party.
Tabuu: That's because you've been tricked. Du are on Total Smash Island.
(Then another boot arrives, and out comes Pit.)
Pit: Hey, this doesn't look like a Smash arena!
Tabuu: Yeah, i know. Du are on Total Smash Island.
(Then fuchs and Falco arrived, and instead of using the boat, they jump out of their ships.)
Fox: Did we miss something?
Tabuu: Yep. Du are now campers in this place. Now go to where Pit and Olimar is.
(Then another boot arrives, and out comes Ness and Lucas.)
Tabuu: Welcome to Total Smash Island.
Ness: Huh? This is our summer camp?
(Just then, a wolke with a face on it drops off Peach.)
Peach: Oh neat. I'm on a reality show.
Tabuu: Du sure are. Go stand with the others.
(Another boot arrives, Link, Zelda and Ganondorf arrives.)
Link: That fight was unbeatable.
Ganondorf: You're still a weakling.
Zelda: Where are we?
Tabuu: You're on Total Smash Island. GO stand with the others.
(They did that, and then some pokeballs flew out of nowhere, and pops out Pikachu and Jigglypuff.)
Pikachu: Pika pika?
Jigglypuff: Jiggle?
Tabuu: Nope. This isn't a Pokemon arena. You're on Total Smash Island!
(Another boot carries Samus)
Samus: Let me guess. I'm on Total Smash Island?
Tabuu: Correct.
(Then another boot carries DK and Diddy)
Tabuu: Welcome!
DK: (Scrathes head) We've been tricked.
Diddy: Tell me about it.
(DK and Diddy stands with the others, then a car that drives over 1000 miles per Stunde drops C. falke, falcon off.)
C. Falcon: Is this Mute City?
Tabuu: Nope.
(Another boot arrived, and jumping out of the boot was Mario and Luigi.)
Mario: Mama mia! I thought this boot leads us to the pilz Kingdom.
Tabuu: Big mistake. You're on a reality show.
Luigi: Oh yeah! I'm so gonna win!
(Then running on water, Sonic arrives.)
Sonic: This doesn't look like a running course.
Tabuu: That's because you're on Brawl Island. Please stand with the others.
(Then Lucario appeared out of nowhere.)
Tabuu: Welcome to Brawl island.
Lucario: (Crosses arms) Humph!
(And another smasher arrived, and it was Snake.)
Tabuu: This is Brawl island, and you've been tricked.
Snake: (Smirks) Yeah, it's Zeigen time!
(And now the rest of the Mario cast arrived. Not worth mentioning.)
Bowser: What an awful place.
Yoshi: Tell me about it.
Wario: (Scrathes butt)
(Now Nana and Popo arrived)
Nana: This doesn't look like an ice climbing mountain. Does it, Popo?
Popo: Not at all, darling.
Tabuu: That's because you're on Brawl island.
(Marth and Ike arrived)
Ike: What is this place?
Marth: Whatever it is, it smells awful!
(And last but not least, Kirby and Meta Knight appeared.)
Kirby: Piyo?
Meta Knight: I think he sagte "Is this Dream Land?".
Tabuu: No Kirby. You're on Brawl island. Well, that's everybody.
Pit: So what now?
Tabuu: It's time for a group picture.
Peach: Oh! How's my hair?
Tabuu: Looks fine. Everybody stand on this dock over there.
(Everybody did so.)
Tabuu: Alright. are Du all ready. 3...2...1...Oops. I forgot to take the lense kappe off.
Falco: Come on, man. My face is freezing.
Tabuu: Okay...3...2...1...Every body say Brawl Power!
Everybody: BRAWL POWER!
(Unfortunatly the dock fell apart just as Tabuu took the picture, Wird angezeigt everybody all wet.
Tabuu: (Laughs) Perfect. (Pockets the picture.
The scene changes to a computerized man all covered in blue, and he has no hair at all. Just completely blue and computerized.
Tabuu: Hello and welcome to Total Smash Island, I'm your host Tabuu, and i was a bad guy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but that another story. And we are live here at Brawl Island.
(He continues to walk over a bridge over a river to a crummy old summer camp.)
Tabuu: Here's the deal, 30 smashers will be spending 8 weeks here and the last one remaining will win 1 hundred thousand dollars that will most likely be blown in a week and a life times supply of a Essen of their choice, every 2 days each team will either win a reward oder watch a team member get voted off and taken from the island...FOREVER.
(Just then, the boot arrived)
Tabbu: Speaking of which, here comes our first smasher.
(Olimar jumps out the boat)
Olimar: Err, this doesn't look like a garden party.
Tabuu: That's because you've been tricked. Du are on Total Smash Island.
(Then another boot arrives, and out comes Pit.)
Pit: Hey, this doesn't look like a Smash arena!
Tabuu: Yeah, i know. Du are on Total Smash Island.
(Then fuchs and Falco arrived, and instead of using the boat, they jump out of their ships.)
Fox: Did we miss something?
Tabuu: Yep. Du are now campers in this place. Now go to where Pit and Olimar is.
(Then another boot arrives, and out comes Ness and Lucas.)
Tabuu: Welcome to Total Smash Island.
Ness: Huh? This is our summer camp?
(Just then, a wolke with a face on it drops off Peach.)
Peach: Oh neat. I'm on a reality show.
Tabuu: Du sure are. Go stand with the others.
(Another boot arrives, Link, Zelda and Ganondorf arrives.)
Link: That fight was unbeatable.
Ganondorf: You're still a weakling.
Zelda: Where are we?
Tabuu: You're on Total Smash Island. GO stand with the others.
(They did that, and then some pokeballs flew out of nowhere, and pops out Pikachu and Jigglypuff.)
Pikachu: Pika pika?
Jigglypuff: Jiggle?
Tabuu: Nope. This isn't a Pokemon arena. You're on Total Smash Island!
(Another boot carries Samus)
Samus: Let me guess. I'm on Total Smash Island?
Tabuu: Correct.
(Then another boot carries DK and Diddy)
Tabuu: Welcome!
DK: (Scrathes head) We've been tricked.
Diddy: Tell me about it.
(DK and Diddy stands with the others, then a car that drives over 1000 miles per Stunde drops C. falke, falcon off.)
C. Falcon: Is this Mute City?
Tabuu: Nope.
(Another boot arrived, and jumping out of the boot was Mario and Luigi.)
Mario: Mama mia! I thought this boot leads us to the pilz Kingdom.
Tabuu: Big mistake. You're on a reality show.
Luigi: Oh yeah! I'm so gonna win!
(Then running on water, Sonic arrives.)
Sonic: This doesn't look like a running course.
Tabuu: That's because you're on Brawl Island. Please stand with the others.
(Then Lucario appeared out of nowhere.)
Tabuu: Welcome to Brawl island.
Lucario: (Crosses arms) Humph!
(And another smasher arrived, and it was Snake.)
Tabuu: This is Brawl island, and you've been tricked.
Snake: (Smirks) Yeah, it's Zeigen time!
(And now the rest of the Mario cast arrived. Not worth mentioning.)
Bowser: What an awful place.
Yoshi: Tell me about it.
Wario: (Scrathes butt)
(Now Nana and Popo arrived)
Nana: This doesn't look like an ice climbing mountain. Does it, Popo?
Popo: Not at all, darling.
Tabuu: That's because you're on Brawl island.
(Marth and Ike arrived)
Ike: What is this place?
Marth: Whatever it is, it smells awful!
(And last but not least, Kirby and Meta Knight appeared.)
Kirby: Piyo?
Meta Knight: I think he sagte "Is this Dream Land?".
Tabuu: No Kirby. You're on Brawl island. Well, that's everybody.
Pit: So what now?
Tabuu: It's time for a group picture.
Peach: Oh! How's my hair?
Tabuu: Looks fine. Everybody stand on this dock over there.
(Everybody did so.)
Tabuu: Alright. are Du all ready. 3...2...1...Oops. I forgot to take the lense kappe off.
Falco: Come on, man. My face is freezing.
Tabuu: Okay...3...2...1...Every body say Brawl Power!
Everybody: BRAWL POWER!
(Unfortunatly the dock fell apart just as Tabuu took the picture, Wird angezeigt everybody all wet.
Tabuu: (Laughs) Perfect. (Pockets the picture.