Ike's teacher is a Pedobear :P

South Park Spoof

** Scene 1 **

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.

Butters: Hey fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have Du been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if Du said...

South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created Von Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central Fernsehen network. Intended for mature audiences, the Zeigen has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the Zeigen from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral...