SFG- Hey guys!
Cartman- Hey Micks!
Kyle-...
Kenny-...
Butters-...Hi?
SFG- Today's Frage is...Lady Gaga oder Brittany Spears?
Cartman- I thought Du were going to say Lady Gaga oder Cartman!
Kyle- if it WAS that question, I would pick Lady Gaga!
Cartman- Du little lying bastard! I'll kill you!
Kyle- Oh My God! Du killed Kenny! Du bastard!
Kenny-?!?!? mememem (I'm still alive!)
Butters- OH MY GOD!
Cartman- WHAT?!?
Butters- Coffee...
SFG- ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Cartman- Alright, alright, calm down. I pick Lady Gaga, 'cause she's better than that annoying voice of Brittany Spears...
Kyle- What the hell?!?!
Cartman-?
Kyle- Last week Du told me at school Du liked Brittany Spears 'cause she's hot. Lady gaga was a stupid bitch. What the hell is wrong with you?
Cartman- *shrug* I don't know, man. *lays hand on Kyle's shoulder* I don't know.
Kyle- Get your fucking hand off of my fucking shoulder!
Cartman- *backs away*
Kyle- Sorry *calms down.
SFG- Well then...We'll see what comes up next!
Cartman- WAIT!
SFG- What?
Cartman- I have something to confess.
Kyle- Du stahl, stola my cookie? *glares*
Cartman- NO! I...I...I stahl, stola Mick's cookie...
SFG- *tackles him and beats the shit out of him* NEVER TAKE MY DAMN COOKIE!!
Kyle- See ya Weiter time folks!
Cartman- Hey Micks!
Kyle-...
Kenny-...
Butters-...Hi?
SFG- Today's Frage is...Lady Gaga oder Brittany Spears?
Cartman- I thought Du were going to say Lady Gaga oder Cartman!
Kyle- if it WAS that question, I would pick Lady Gaga!
Cartman- Du little lying bastard! I'll kill you!
Kyle- Oh My God! Du killed Kenny! Du bastard!
Kenny-?!?!? mememem (I'm still alive!)
Butters- OH MY GOD!
Cartman- WHAT?!?
Butters- Coffee...
SFG- ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Cartman- Alright, alright, calm down. I pick Lady Gaga, 'cause she's better than that annoying voice of Brittany Spears...
Kyle- What the hell?!?!
Cartman-?
Kyle- Last week Du told me at school Du liked Brittany Spears 'cause she's hot. Lady gaga was a stupid bitch. What the hell is wrong with you?
Cartman- *shrug* I don't know, man. *lays hand on Kyle's shoulder* I don't know.
Kyle- Get your fucking hand off of my fucking shoulder!
Cartman- *backs away*
Kyle- Sorry *calms down.
SFG- Well then...We'll see what comes up next!
Cartman- WAIT!
SFG- What?
Cartman- I have something to confess.
Kyle- Du stahl, stola my cookie? *glares*
Cartman- NO! I...I...I stahl, stola Mick's cookie...
SFG- *tackles him and beats the shit out of him* NEVER TAKE MY DAMN COOKIE!!
Kyle- See ya Weiter time folks!
Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked Essen in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, oder meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see Du so Du can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make Du sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring Du luck
And if Du all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, oder meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see Du so Du can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make Du sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring Du luck
And if Du all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"