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SFG- So, guys. Now that Du fought over kekse, cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! Du know Du like kekse, cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If Du all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey Frage is... Katzen oder Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his arsch well!
Kyle- No Du can't! Du can't even schlagen, punsch a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP Du TWO! Kyle, what do Du answer for this survey? Katzen oder dogs?
Kyle- Well, I do like dogs. But I Liebe Katzen better!
Butters- Oh God...
Kenny- Memememememe (This is going to end in a dog fight...)
SFG- Katzen and Hunde fight to that, Kenny. Now, Cartman, why do Du like dogs?
Cartman- Well Du see, SilverFanGirl-
SFG- Oh please, call me Micks.
Cartman- Alright, Micks, I like dogs, because they're Mehr loyal THAN A CERTAIN SOMEONE! Now, I'm not gonna mention any names, but its very clear who I am talking about.
SFG- Well then, Kyle?
Kyle- I like cats, because they are sweet in personalty and they are also loyal.
SFG- You're only liking Katzen because Cartman sagte Du liked Hunde and Du can't agree with him? Why is that? Why don't Du ever agree with Cartman, but he agrees with you?
Kyle- Because I'm right and he's wrong! ALWAYS!
Cartman- *gets up* Wait a second! I am two right! Kyle, you're just jealous because I'm Mehr awesomener than Du are!
Kyle- *rolls eyes* Cartman, Du dumbass, "awesomener" isn't a word!
Cartman- It is in my dictionary!
Kenny- memmememe (oh, just KISS already!)
SFG- O.O Oh my God, Kenny! Why did Du say that?
Butters- Because Kenny thinks Cartman and Kyle are gay for each other. Everyone does.
Kyle- DOES NOT!
Butters- Du know its true, Kyle!
Cartman- *gasp* Kyle! You...you Liebe me?
Kyle- *gets nervous* Well, I...I...um...I can...
Cartman- Du do!?!?!
Kyle- NO I DON'T!
Cartman- OH MY GOD KYLE! OH MY GOD! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL ABOUT THIS!!!
Kyle- -_-
SFG- ^^' Kyle, see me after the Zeigen for a little "gay" talk, alright?
Kyle- Alright...*whispers to himself* big boobs.
SFG- What was that?
Kyle- NOTHING!
SFG- ....
Cartman- Hey Micks, I like you.
SFG- Thank you, Cartman. I like Du too.
Cartman- No, like like... Will Du go out with me?
SFG- I'm way older than you, Cartman.
Cartman- How old?
SFG- Try 3-5 years older than you.
Cartman- that's not so bad.
SFG- Cartman go to hell! *walks off stage*
Kyle- *follows* BYE CARTMAN!
Cartman- ....
Butters- Sorry Cartman...
Kenny- memememe (She was good catch...)
Cartman- I know Kenny and Butters. I know...
Butters- Du only hit on her because of her boobs, didn't you? And now Kyle is going to hit on her like Du tried doing, huh?
Cartman- Yep! *pervy face* Let's go home, guys.
*All leave
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