Kirby Sonic team

Amy was going against Knuckles.

Knuckles: Time for my Acura to win again.
Amy: *Watches the light turn green, and takes off*
Knuckles: *Distracted* Oh shit! *Floors it*
Amy: *Crosses the finish line*
Knuckles: Dammit.
Tails: Aw man. Knuckles lost.
Sean: Looks like I get to race Amy.
Sonic: Beat her for me.
Sean: Sure.

After half an hour, Sean was up, against Amy.

Sean: Time to Zeigen that Corvette's are superior to Ferrari's.
Amy: *Watching the lights*

As soon as it turned green, they were both off.

Shadow: Looks like you'll have to go on oben, nach oben of the crowd stands after all.
Rouge: I'm on it. *Grabs the rifle,...

Rouge got the supplies that Eggman requested.

Rouge: *Gets into her car* I got a rifle, Mehr nitrous for Shadow, now it's time to head to the track. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. She begins to masturbate* Oh yeah! *Turns the key, and continues masturbating*

Meanwhile at the drag strip.

Eggman: *Looking at his watch* She should be here in five minutes.
Shadow: I'm lucky that all the cars I've been going against are slower.
Eggman: I hope I can at least get Rouge to shoot out Sean's tires, if his Corvette can go against my R8.
Knuckles: *Racing Silver*
Silver: *Losing* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing....

Alrighty so Von the title.I am just going to say one thing and one thing only.WHAT COULD PAWSIBLY GO FUCKING WRONG?! (okay sorry)Okay so here is a couple things I wanna say. 1. the reason this took so long is.I want the best for the fans.also because of school.2 I may start posting. The Problem on qoutev.Okay know that is outta of the way.Letsa go!okay so people are proubably wondering.BAWW GFDCCF WHY U PUTZ BUBSFGETY IN THE TITLEZZZ HESA A SAWNIC RIPOGFFGGF!!!!well to bad cry me a fucking dandy river and I'll drink your tears.Okay so this contains sonic 06 and the whole bubsy franchise is because.The...

Okay so before we begin I am going to say something.This Artikel is not to make Du like this character this just my take and opinion on it.Also if Du don't like the sonic comics then.Just fuck off don't hündin about it in the comments.Well Du know unless Du want to read and Du don't like the sonic comics and just want too read this just don't whine in the Kommentar about it okay?Also my vocabulary is like a sailor's so yeah another warning so lets get to it.Ah fiona the fox! wait? Du don't know who fiona is well she is a character from the comics and she started out pretty great till Ian...

Okay so who is tougher than leather and don't chuckle like sonic? well if Du guessed knuckles!! =D well you're correct... here have a lollipop oder somfin...g-go home!Alrighty okay as the Titel sagte we are gonna talk about knuckles also I feel like I have to say something so I kinda suck at sending messages and talking to people so first of all I may not send letters but Du guys are still my Friends so don't worry also like I sagte I suck at talking in real life and online.Wait When Du send letters to people online do Du feel like you're sending letters to your villagers in animal crossing?...

okay I gonna make a series called the problem. its when well their is a problem and I talk about it. Okay like the Titel sagte the problem today is about Amy rose. and well I'm gonna get fucked in the Kommentar for this but I don't like amy that much but she is okay I guess. So what is the problem the Du may ask amy is in everything!!! and I'm not saying that cause I like sally Mehr and I think sally needs to be in the games.(I will do a problem thing about freedom fighters though later today.) okay back to the point. amy needs to be toned done a little when it comes being in things like games...

The cast for this story is all Sonic characters, with the exception of Jack Nicholson, and Erik Estrada playing as two of the characters.




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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Bad Auditions Von Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Schauspielen Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as...

sonic was on of his morning run throw
the forest in every green hügel zone it start to
rain oh no thought sonic but soon coming
to a cave with a strange smaragd blue door
to the cave the door of the cave open
sonic walk in the door closed wow sonic
thought the cave was very big on the in side
like a forest and jungle all in one
trees all a round the cave all different Obst
a baum with chilly Hunde on sonic thought
he was seeing things but not at all
a baum with meat on
a baum with mile on
a baum with cakes on and Mehr
there was a lake
ice blue water in a water full
sonic seen a ice blue emerald...

(No offense to Sonic 06 fans, and I didn't like this game, just saying.)

(Wrong)

1. I needed to say this first, Du can't even jump and kill enemies anymore. Seriously? No Mehr jumping and touching an enemy to kill them anymore? ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES SONIC SONIC!?

2. Every character moves at the speed of molasses.

3. Mach speed sections!

4. Terrible vehicle sections!

5. Bestiality.

6. Absolutely atrocious voice acting.

7. No jumping after the spin dash.

8. IT'S NO USE!

9. Terrible boss fights!

10. Soleanna was a boring, too large and confusing, and most of all bland hub-world.

11. Pointless...

(This is actually a bit old but I felt I might as well post it here.)

I was not excited about this Zeigen since I first heard about it, but at the same time it wasn’t technically hurting anything… at first. After the issue of the Penders Retcon for the Archie Comics, instead of using their resources to either take care of that Von putting the comics back how they should be oder giving Ian Flynn the green-light to make his mini-series to finish the actual Archie Sonic Comics, oder to work on improving new Sonic games in the normal continuity, we got Sonic Boom, which can be seen as either two things....

The Dark Chaos Emeralds

By ameliarose2002

This is a Fan fiction for the chaos, and dark chaos power. It has a missed of SEGA Sonic world, Archie Sonic world, and ameliarose2002’s Fan fiction.

The chaos emeralds where made from the echidnas, throw same time, the echidnas started to die out(SEGA Sonic world). But after Sonic goes into Weltraum for a year(Archie Sonic world), the echidnas came back, and Dr.Finitevus cames back, but with a new line of power. After being locked in Weltraum for 10 years, he became white, and had the dark chaos power. He got Scourge the Hedgehog n’ Roug the Bat to help...

SonAmy : The endless road : Part 2

Sonic: *Slowly walks up to the third floor* (Okay. I see, Shadow, Rouge, and Cream.) *Walks up to a door* (So this mast be Rosie's room) *Opens the door* *Sees a girl sleeping in the bed* Who are Du Rosie?
?1: *Hears Sonic* *Kicks him*
Sonic: WHAO-
?1: *Gets out of the bed*
Sonic can't see the girls face thanks to the darkness in the room.
?1: *She disguises her voice* Who are you, and who are Du working for?
Sonic: Hey, I'm sorry Rosie. I'm the new room mate in this house. I just want to know who Du are.
?1: *Still disguising her voice* Who are Du then?
Sonic:...

First of all, I am an SonSal, SonAmy, and ShadAmy fan. I believe that Sonic will datum Amy, but will marry Sally, and Amy will marry Shadow. This is based in the Archie sonic would, and it would be after about 1 oder so years after the 200 issue, but I will be cutting out the Snivnily part and the Iron Queen.

SonAmy : The endless road : Part 1

Sonic: Congratulations Knux, I didn't think Du would ever ask her. *Chuckling*
Knuckles: Oh really? What about Du and Sally, huh?!?
Sonic: Dude! I told Du once before! Sally left me for Khan. And I also told Du not to talk about it again!
Knuckles: Fine...