Horn awoke, realizing his life sucks donkey ass. He got up out of bett and decided to make his breakfast but, unfortunatly for him. He had two roommates that act mentally retarded. So he had to make them some eggs with bacon. Then he see's that their is no Mehr Essen left in the fridge.
Weiter he decides to take a hot bath because he smells like a fat man that had jogged a thousand miles in poo. But he then remembers what always happens when he does that. (Shana barges in to pee) so he decided not to.
Then he decides to go outside and get some fresh air. To his suprise their is a large octopus-like demon out there, so he engages in battle with it and emerges victorious. Even though his clothes are tattered, (fangirls scream) and he can barely stand up.
He stomps around town, and notices a man staring at him happily. Horn thinks he is a homosexual and beats the fag out of him.
He then enters his local bar and orders a drink. Once he gets it, he drinks, and drinks, and drinks.
ten hours, one hundred eighty-six bottles, and two hundred fourty-one shots of bourbon later.
Horn is beating up mobsters with chairs, tables, and empty bottles. Blood is everywhere and gore is creeping out the cut bodies of dead mafia members. after the last one is truly dead, Horn exits the establishment.
Horn returns home, finding out the roof is gone and a feuer has taken place. He doesn't give a sh*t and plotzes down on his bed, and sleeps.
Weiter he decides to take a hot bath because he smells like a fat man that had jogged a thousand miles in poo. But he then remembers what always happens when he does that. (Shana barges in to pee) so he decided not to.
Then he decides to go outside and get some fresh air. To his suprise their is a large octopus-like demon out there, so he engages in battle with it and emerges victorious. Even though his clothes are tattered, (fangirls scream) and he can barely stand up.
He stomps around town, and notices a man staring at him happily. Horn thinks he is a homosexual and beats the fag out of him.
He then enters his local bar and orders a drink. Once he gets it, he drinks, and drinks, and drinks.
ten hours, one hundred eighty-six bottles, and two hundred fourty-one shots of bourbon later.
Horn is beating up mobsters with chairs, tables, and empty bottles. Blood is everywhere and gore is creeping out the cut bodies of dead mafia members. after the last one is truly dead, Horn exits the establishment.
Horn returns home, finding out the roof is gone and a feuer has taken place. He doesn't give a sh*t and plotzes down on his bed, and sleeps.
Cynthia is a female bat that was created Von Black Doom for her mother & father, Moon the Bat & Saturn the Hedgehog.The way to tell how is that she has a dragon mark that is permanint including ancient symbols and words, also it is located on her left arm,it is noticeable all the time,and she hides it under her gloves.
Her boyfriend is Mars the hedgehog, but she has a crush on Shadow,Knuckles,and Silver.
(The series)
My new series is called Cynthia the dark spirit.
The first one of the series is called, The dark beginning.
I will probely have to put it in several parts first.
But be patient and it will be finished.
Her boyfriend is Mars the hedgehog, but she has a crush on Shadow,Knuckles,and Silver.
(The series)
My new series is called Cynthia the dark spirit.
The first one of the series is called, The dark beginning.
I will probely have to put it in several parts first.
But be patient and it will be finished.
On September 3, Cynthia woke up seeing the beautiful Tag outside when she walked out the door.
"Im gonna Liebe this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 Minuten later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are Du ok? Du look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the Tag gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 Minuten later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
"Im gonna Liebe this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 Minuten later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are Du ok? Du look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the Tag gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 Minuten later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.