I CAN SING. I CAN SING SO WELL.
1. Throw whatever training Du have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's Fans sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let Du imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
5. Du must make weird sex faces when Du sing, otherwise Du are doing it wrong.
6. Write really godawful lyrics that make Du sound like you're still in elementary school oder junior high. If your songs don't sound completely cringeworthy, juvenile, basic, and simplistic, then Du are doing it wrong.
7. Use the entire world's worth of auto-tune on your albums and EPs. Inside Out, Sentimental Journey, and Carol of the Bells all do this. If Du don't abuse auto-tune on all your albums, Du ARE DOING IT WRONG.
8. Sing with ZERO emotion. If Du sound even slightly interested in what you're singing, then Du ARE DOING IT WRONG, GODDAMN IT.
Just follow those simple steps, and Du too will be link, just like Emmy!
If your mouth is open wider than this when you're singing opruh, you are doing it wrong.
I can't beleve
The light that I see
When I walk through the door
But I'm laying here
With a broken heart
And I don't know what to do
Yeah, without you
Cause your my only dream but about our relationship baby
Oh it can't be mended
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh it just can't go on
Yeah it cant be mended
Oh your my one and only
But Du don't really Liebe me
Though your my greatest dream
I don't feel like I am yours
So I am leaving you
Oh it can't be mended
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh it just can't go on
Yeah it cant be mended
Even though I Liebe you
I am gonna have to leave even though your my dream
Oh I'm gonna say good bye
Goodbye
The light that I see
When I walk through the door
But I'm laying here
With a broken heart
And I don't know what to do
Yeah, without you
Cause your my only dream but about our relationship baby
Oh it can't be mended
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh it just can't go on
Yeah it cant be mended
Oh your my one and only
But Du don't really Liebe me
Though your my greatest dream
I don't feel like I am yours
So I am leaving you
Oh it can't be mended
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh it just can't go on
Yeah it cant be mended
Even though I Liebe you
I am gonna have to leave even though your my dream
Oh I'm gonna say good bye
Goodbye
I don't know what it's about.
I say yes Du say no oh,
I say yes Du say no.
But I don't really care what Du say.
'cause my head is bleeding,
My hair is wet.
My clothes are soaked and blood red.
Blood dying out,
I say yes Du say no oh
I say yes Du say no.
If Du Liebe me I will hurt you.
Oh waoh oh waoh
Oh waoh oh yea wawawaoh oh oh,
Oh I say yes and Du say no oh
I say yes Du say no
Waoh oh waoh
Please Kommentar even if Du hate it. It's not that good. Oh also please Mitmachen my club "funny cat videos"
I say yes Du say no oh,
I say yes Du say no.
But I don't really care what Du say.
'cause my head is bleeding,
My hair is wet.
My clothes are soaked and blood red.
Blood dying out,
I say yes Du say no oh
I say yes Du say no.
If Du Liebe me I will hurt you.
Oh waoh oh waoh
Oh waoh oh yea wawawaoh oh oh,
Oh I say yes and Du say no oh
I say yes Du say no
Waoh oh waoh
Please Kommentar even if Du hate it. It's not that good. Oh also please Mitmachen my club "funny cat videos"
this is my third song---hope its good
rosa peatals
red as a rose,
Du all seem embarased,
when Du throw down your sorrows,
let me know,
let me know
go pick a flower,
when Du all belive,
that this time is ours,
tell me soon,
tell me soon
Chorus:
to belive,
we all need,
a chance to express ourselves,
to throw our own rosa peatals.
when Du find chance,
dont be araid,
find your own flow,
dont say no,
dont say no
if Du belive,
in chance and Du find it,
wre-unwind it,
dont take a big blow,
dont take a big blow
Chorus:
to belive,
we all need,
a chance to express ourselves,
to throw our own rosa peatals
so for all Du know,
youve always took chances,
know Du know,
yuo always need more,
Du always need more,
rosa peatals
rosa peatals
red as a rose,
Du all seem embarased,
when Du throw down your sorrows,
let me know,
let me know
go pick a flower,
when Du all belive,
that this time is ours,
tell me soon,
tell me soon
Chorus:
to belive,
we all need,
a chance to express ourselves,
to throw our own rosa peatals.
when Du find chance,
dont be araid,
find your own flow,
dont say no,
dont say no
if Du belive,
in chance and Du find it,
wre-unwind it,
dont take a big blow,
dont take a big blow
Chorus:
to belive,
we all need,
a chance to express ourselves,
to throw our own rosa peatals
so for all Du know,
youve always took chances,
know Du know,
yuo always need more,
Du always need more,
rosa peatals
