I get an E-Mail informing me that Sherlock Holmes's mantel is now available to buy. It's the one Benedict Cumberbatch modelled to excellent effect in the BBC series Sherlock; it's Von Belstaff, it's called Milford and it costs £1,350, which is a hell of a lot of money. But then, it's a hell of a coat. Sharp, yet swishy. Dramatic. Dandy/manly. I really Liebe that coat. I'd buy one for all my lovers, if I could afford to.
Admittedly, I could be somewhat influenced Von the fact that I fancy the – well, the mantel – off of Benedict Cumberbatch. My crush on him is vast, unlikely, and completely undeniable. It's also shamefully common; half the female population of the UK is similarly afflicted. Cumberbatch is fast becoming the thirtysomething bird's Robert Pattinson. "They should call us Deer Stalkers," texted my friend V. "Shut up, I've got ep three on iPlayer again," I responded. "I really like his nose, don't you?" It's getting a little out of hand.
I would have thought of nothing other than Cumberbatch, if I hadn't suddenly been overwhelmed Von a desire to own a leather skater skirt.......[she goes onto discussing fashion]
Admittedly, I could be somewhat influenced Von the fact that I fancy the – well, the mantel – off of Benedict Cumberbatch. My crush on him is vast, unlikely, and completely undeniable. It's also shamefully common; half the female population of the UK is similarly afflicted. Cumberbatch is fast becoming the thirtysomething bird's Robert Pattinson. "They should call us Deer Stalkers," texted my friend V. "Shut up, I've got ep three on iPlayer again," I responded. "I really like his nose, don't you?" It's getting a little out of hand.
I would have thought of nothing other than Cumberbatch, if I hadn't suddenly been overwhelmed Von a desire to own a leather skater skirt.......[she goes onto discussing fashion]
"I always hear schlagen, punsch me in the face when you're talking but it is usually in subtext"
"Your face is putting me off"
"Your an idiot"
"I dislike being outnumbered, it makes for to much stupid in the room"
"You repell Me"
"Anderson, don't talk outloud Du lower the IQ of the whole street"
"Shut up" "I didn't say anything" "You were thinking, its annoying"
"Stop inflicting your opinions on the world"
"What happened to the lipstick?" "It wasn't working for me" "Realy? I thought it was a big improvement your mouth is too small now"
"Forget about him, he's an idiot"
"Dear god, what is it like in your funny little brains, it must be so boring"
"Bravery is always the kindest way of saying stupidity"
"Confirmed Batcholer John Watson"
"Do Du just carry on talking while I am away?" "I don't know how often are Du away?"
"i'll be mother" "And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell"
There are loads Mehr but can't think of them off the oben, nach oben of my head.
"Your face is putting me off"
"Your an idiot"
"I dislike being outnumbered, it makes for to much stupid in the room"
"You repell Me"
"Anderson, don't talk outloud Du lower the IQ of the whole street"
"Shut up" "I didn't say anything" "You were thinking, its annoying"
"Stop inflicting your opinions on the world"
"What happened to the lipstick?" "It wasn't working for me" "Realy? I thought it was a big improvement your mouth is too small now"
"Forget about him, he's an idiot"
"Dear god, what is it like in your funny little brains, it must be so boring"
"Bravery is always the kindest way of saying stupidity"
"Confirmed Batcholer John Watson"
"Do Du just carry on talking while I am away?" "I don't know how often are Du away?"
"i'll be mother" "And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell"
There are loads Mehr but can't think of them off the oben, nach oben of my head.
