Shadow

Shadow walked in to the doctors office. His doctor sagte its involving his Zurück planet he came from."take a sitz mr. Shadow"said his doctor. She was an attractive young fuchs still looking official and attractive."yes dr. West " sagte shadow without looking at her but at his gloves. "you know your from the planet Sirius right" "yeah, why? " " your planet was mostly made of carbon dioxide so your body's amune to cigarette smoke" "so Du saying I can smoke ?" " yes shadow but don't make it a habit" " ok Von dr. West" "goodbye shadow and please no Mehr sleeping pills." shadow walked out the hospital...

Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from Du weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

You fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created Von SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous....