shadow likes his Fans

Shadow walked in to the doctors office. His doctor sagte its involving his Zurück planet he came from."take a sitz mr. Shadow"said his doctor. She was an attractive young fuchs still looking official and attractive."yes dr. West " sagte shadow without looking at her but at his gloves. "you know your from the planet Sirius right" "yeah, why? " " your planet was mostly made of carbon dioxide so your body's amune to cigarette smoke" "so Du saying I can smoke ?" " yes shadow but don't make it a habit" " ok Von dr. West" "goodbye shadow and please no Mehr sleeping pills." shadow walked out the hospital...

Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from Du weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

You fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created Von SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous....

sonic: *smashing computer*SCREW Du STUPID COMPUTER
me: sonic i sagte CNTRL S
Knuckles: *stands in a miror* oh yeah those push ups are paying off
*camra rolls to base ment*
Amy: oh talis that feels great *dont ask what they are doin*
Shadow: listen here silver this is where i keep my tresuer from those sons a hündin thives i call employess its one of hitlers secret bunkers it locked with a code that only i know and my brain *presses 1234* YE HAW *jumps in safe* alright let see if every thing is here
glod coins check
unicorn skelaton check
stufed ex wife
Silver : MOM
Shadow: check leprcon stining...