okay, if Du were locked in a room with shadow, there is whipped cream, Schokolade syrup, a kirsche and two beers in the room, along with a couch and nothing else, what do Du do?

"Pour some syrup in that beer, praying it will become Schokolade milk. And then mix it with a cherry." ;w;

Shadow: "The Frage is bluntly asking for sexual intercourse. All Requisiten included- and Von the beer...we're to get intoxicated to do so." -w-

Me: "Oh...well...then no. Can I haz the milch now?"

Shadow:...."You have to get out the room first."

Me: "Screw that! I don't wanna be in this room with a couch, beer, no milk, cherries, and syrup! Why?!"

Shadow: "It's a question- why in gods name do Du think I'm even here?" *Forced*

Me: "Well, here's my question- Can I use the couch as a battering ram, pop the beers in the faces of our two guards thus frying there eyeballs, and then using the kirsche stems, create a simply complex simple rope abnd crawl out the window?"

Shadow: "You can just use the door."

Me: "BUT THERE IS NO DOOR!"

Shadow: "Then your fucked."

Me: "But I don't want to be!"

Shadow: "No one wants to."

Me: "STOP JUDGING ME!"

I would grab the beers and run out of the room saying "FUCK Du ALL MINE!!" like i would do anytime there is beer. :)

Take a nap on the couch and if shadow wakes me up ill bite him to death!

El: Shadow, my dear idiot.... (look at video) xD

"Give me a bier man. We both women troubles." *Sips beer*
Shadow: "Tell me, why are we in a white void?"
"No clue man. So hows it with Amy?"
Shadow: "Wrong Shadow."
"Rouge?"
Shadow: "Nope."
"Blaze?"
Shadow: "uumm nooo."
"Tails?
Shadow: "What?!?!?!"
"I ment the female one. Don't tell me your the one that's with Sonic."
Shadow: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FANBASE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?"

Shadow: *asleep on couch* SNORE!!!!!!!!!
Scarlet: Shit, the Ultimate Lifeform snores like a pig........ *Sprays whipped cream on his opened hand* The classics are my favorite..... *tickles his nose*
Shadow: *since he tried to touch his face oder whatever there's whipped cream all over his face!* Goddammit Scarlet!!!!!!
Scarlet: *covered kirsche in Schokolade syrup in the corner of the room* Experimentation rocks!
Shadow: .....
Scarlet: Here, have a beer. *hands him one*
Shadow: Well, I do like beer.... *drinks it*
Scarlet: *eats kirsche and drinks beer* now, what to do with the rest of the Schokolade syrup......
shadow: I wanna do Schokolade graffiti on the wall. Hand it here.
Scarlet: *gives bottle* Myah! My tail is so fluffy! *wraps tail around her body and goes to sleep*
THE END!

Nothing.

LOL theres so many things Du could do with whipped cream..XD But im not going to say it because its kinda funny oder something else but basicly just eat all the Essen up oder something..

1st make the whipped cream explode(somehow)
2nd eat all the chocolate
3rd have a Schokolade spaz attack
4th throw the cherry
5th smash the beers
6th flip over the couch and break it Von jumping on it
And 7th eat the Wand and run away like a crazy person







And also, THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEESE!

i would stay

Scream then hug Shadow then tell him to get me out!

i would go dance in a corner til shadow asks why i am dancing in a corner

I would put the whipped cream and chocalate on the cherry, chill on the couch and share the two beers and the kirsche with shadow

Ok i would just try to find a way out and use the things to do so. I got a pervy idea from this but it cant happen because shadows my brother :-D

well it all the stuff and sit on the couch

well this does not look good.

I'd just sit on the couch.. o_o''

Izzy: Oh no, oh no, oh no...What do I do? NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. NO INTOXICATION. Holy blabberdoodles. Umm...FLEEEEEEE~! *Runs through the wall, arms flailing like big thick noodles*

(Picture was rushed. xD;)

Who am I to challenge fate? >:D

i would squirt Schokolade syrup on him then do ...something else.....

Sing This Song

Eat the chocolate, whipped cream, and cherry, pour out the bears (underage!!) sit on the couch, ask Shadow to use choas blast to get us out, and then since that wont work sit. after a while i get bored and think of a way out. Im not a crazy fangirl so we would walk away as JUST Friends and we would both be happy about that the end

shadow asleep on sofa
me puts creem on is face
shakes one bier on and puts golden syrup on the other puts them on the floor ready for him to open them
puts the kirsche on his nose
and then eat the chocolete

Ok heres what I would do.
1. I'll throw the beers to the Wand and they break cause I hate bier and im 15.
2. I'll tell Shadow that why we're locked up in a room.
3. Shadow pures the cream to my lips.
4. I'll be like what????
5. Shadow gently pures Schokolade on my lips too.
6. Shadow puts the cheery on my lips too.
7. Shadow leans to me and gently kisses me on the lips.
I'll freak out and say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Then shadow pushes me to the couch and...... Du don't wanna know. XD Here's a vid that shows me as a REAL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But skip to 4:05 to know what I mean!!!

I would get the bier make him drunk and have a little fun. ^_^

1. Eat the cherry.
2. Wait for Shadow to Chaos Spear the lock so we can get out.
3. Find some Dessert to eat with the whipped cream and Schokolade syrop.
4. Sell the beer. I'm underage.
5. Profit.

we will have ice creme but NOT the beers and KISS and have fun he'll take mine hand and run away for a while than i'll say i Liebe Du shadow with all my hart

Walk slowly to the door and make a run for it!

I'm a pansey when it comes to things like this

Shadow:How did we get in here?
Me:I don't know.
Shadow:Why is these.......things here?
Me:I don't know
Shadow:Why are Du dancing?
Me:I don't know.
Shadow:CAN Du SAY SOMETHING BESIDES I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!???????
Me:I don't know.
Shadow:*Goes insane*
Me: :D
THE END ;3

well first off me and shadow are dating [hince Shadina] so i would let shadow drink the beers, i dont drink, lay on the sofa and watch shadow. then shadow would grabb the whipped cream and Schokolade syrup and put in on my lips and neck. then shadow would put the kirsche on oben, nach oben of his work, get on the sofa connect our lips, and Du know the rest.

I would take one of the beers and give Shadow the other to toast with him :)

We would have Coitus ;D (those of who who watch the big bang theory will understand) ... HELL YEAAHH !!!!

Shadey(me): I've always wanted to try this...
Shadow: Try what?
Shadey: This... *takes beer, covers it with whip cream, leaves some in can, then puts Schokolade on it, with a cherry* Haha!
Shadow: Huh? A bier with whip cream, chocolate, and cherries?
Shadey: Yes! *take the whip cream can and covers him with the rest*
Shadow: Ahh!! Ok then! *takes the Schokolade and covers her*
Shadey: Haha!!
(Hours later)
Shadey: *passed out on couch Weiter to Shadow* Uh...
Shadow: *passed out* Hm...
Shadey: *pushes Shadow off* Get off... I sagte not in till Du are my boyfriend...
Shadow: Ow... fine.
(END!)