Seinfeld converted Jerry Seinfeld's observational stand-up routines into hilarious universal truths about the banality of life, value-added with catchphrases (not that there's anything wrong with that).
I was watching my favourite [i]Seinfeld[/i] episode, 'The Subway' (Season 3, Episode 13) and I got to thinking, what if I could read the gang's diaries for that day? I decided to have a try, so here goes...