This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. regenbogen Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
regenbogen Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
regenbogen Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
regenbogen Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
regenbogen Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
regenbogen Dash: Right. So now that Du know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
regenbogen Dash: *Not amused* Du really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
regenbogen Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do Du do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
regenbogen Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
regenbogen Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
regenbogen Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes Du have.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can Du hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
regenbogen Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as regenbogen Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do Du have anything to say before Du do this?
regenbogen Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
Musik Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
regenbogen Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
regenbogen Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
Musik Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
regenbogen Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If Du give them the stuff, yeah.
regenbogen Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
regenbogen Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did Du do that for?!
regenbogen Dash: I have to tell Du guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
regenbogen Dash: No!! I don't even know where Du got that from! Also, why did Du tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
regenbogen Dash: It's disgusting! Du shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did Du crash into my house?
regenbogen Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: Du have wings. How could Du lose control?
regenbogen Dash: Du make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* regenbogen Dash, I saw Du out there! That was awesome!
regenbogen Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when Du brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, Du told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
regenbogen Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't Du have something Du wanted to tell us?
regenbogen Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are Du thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do Du read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then Du don't have to worry about it.
The Weiter day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving Du a pair of wings to compete against regenbogen Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If Du win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There Du are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo arsch out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think regenbogen Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with regenbogen Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her gewehr at regenbogen Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
regenbogen Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at regenbogen Dash, but misses*
regenbogen Dash: *Nearly gets hit Von the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
regenbogen Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, oder whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* Du muthafuckin' white arsch cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on regenbogen Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots regenbogen Dash in the leg*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a wolke fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
regenbogen Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
regenbogen Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! Du know what? I don't even know why I keep putting Du in this show!
regenbogen Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: regenbogen Dash, please save me!!!
regenbogen Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope Du can!! I hope you're right!!!!
regenbogen Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: Du know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
regenbogen Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
regenbogen Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing Pistolen at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, Du ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. Du left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
regenbogen Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Friends oder not.
Now this is the end. If Du liked this episode, good for you. Become a Fan of it, and leave a comment. If Du didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. Du should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope Du still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. regenbogen Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
regenbogen Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
regenbogen Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
regenbogen Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
regenbogen Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
regenbogen Dash: Right. So now that Du know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
regenbogen Dash: *Not amused* Du really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
regenbogen Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do Du do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
regenbogen Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
regenbogen Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
regenbogen Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes Du have.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can Du hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
regenbogen Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as regenbogen Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do Du have anything to say before Du do this?
regenbogen Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
Musik Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
regenbogen Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
regenbogen Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
Musik Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
regenbogen Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If Du give them the stuff, yeah.
regenbogen Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
regenbogen Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did Du do that for?!
regenbogen Dash: I have to tell Du guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
regenbogen Dash: No!! I don't even know where Du got that from! Also, why did Du tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
regenbogen Dash: It's disgusting! Du shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did Du crash into my house?
regenbogen Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: Du have wings. How could Du lose control?
regenbogen Dash: Du make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* regenbogen Dash, I saw Du out there! That was awesome!
regenbogen Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when Du brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, Du told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
regenbogen Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't Du have something Du wanted to tell us?
regenbogen Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are Du thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do Du read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then Du don't have to worry about it.
The Weiter day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving Du a pair of wings to compete against regenbogen Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If Du win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There Du are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo arsch out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think regenbogen Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with regenbogen Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her gewehr at regenbogen Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
regenbogen Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at regenbogen Dash, but misses*
regenbogen Dash: *Nearly gets hit Von the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
regenbogen Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, oder whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* Du muthafuckin' white arsch cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on regenbogen Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots regenbogen Dash in the leg*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a wolke fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
regenbogen Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
regenbogen Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! Du know what? I don't even know why I keep putting Du in this show!
regenbogen Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: regenbogen Dash, please save me!!!
regenbogen Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope Du can!! I hope you're right!!!!
regenbogen Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: Du know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
regenbogen Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
regenbogen Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing Pistolen at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, Du ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. Du left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
regenbogen Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Friends oder not.
Now this is the end. If Du liked this episode, good for you. Become a Fan of it, and leave a comment. If Du didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. Du should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope Du still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End