Johnny sat down in a cell while two NS guards stared at him.

NS Guard: If Du will not answer questions, Du will stay here! *Leaving the cell to secure the hallway*
Johnny: *Looks at his shoes while sitting on a bed*
Gorom: *Sitting at a tabelle with Ivan* Perhaps Texas is good for something after all. *Puts down his five cards* Texas Hold 'Em has been my Favorit game to play all day.
Ivan: Alright, but Du won't be so lucky in the Weiter round.
NS Guard: *Enters the room* Excuse me.
Gorom: Yes Corporal?
NS Guard: Johnny Lightning is refusing to cooperate.
Ivan: Well, let's go interrogate him.
Gorom:...

A game of checkers was being played Von Ted Esler, and Johnny Lightning.

Ted: I only have 3 guys left.
Johnny: *Looking at his 5 red pieces. One of them is a king. He takes out a black piece behind him* I think Du meant to say 2.
Ted: Well how about this? *Takes out two red pieces in one move*
Johnny: Not bad, but not as good as this. *Takes out the remaining two pieces with his king*
Ted: Uuuuuuh....here's your $500.
Johnny: *Takes the money* Thank you. *Leaving the table* We need to do this again sometime.

Johnny then walked to Commander Kane's office. He had to wait for another agent to leave first....

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking Von yourself?!
Toad: I told Du I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this Musik come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack...

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Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if Du don't have enough water, oder shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if Du bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 14: Round And Round We Go

Miss. herz was driving her rosa 1941 Willys Americar up Route 12 to visit some Friends out of town. She made it to the oben, nach oben of the hügel when she got a flat tire.

Miss. Heart: *Stops, and puts her hazard lights on. She gets out of her...

While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.

Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are Du making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did Du find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank Du for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call Du once Victoria is dead....

Johnny: *Driving his mustang down Interstate 12 in Flemington. He reaches an intersection, and turns left as the light turns from green to yellow*

Episode 5: Let's Break The Ice

Narrator: Before heading for South Carolina, I wanted to check out a nice park I used to go to as a kid. It's called Minebrook Park. It's got a playground, and two trails.
Johnny: *Gets out of his mustang in a parking lot with stones, and makes the mustang go back into his watch*
Narrator: My Favorit trail out of the two was the one that went through the trees, and alongside the stream. It was very cold today, and most...

State Police Barracks, just outside of town.

Officer 52: Who was it that Du were trying to trap with that rope?
Parker: *Speaking, while looking like a robot* None of your business.
Officer 90: Speak normally.
Officer 52: We found one of these. *Holding a wanted poster for Mack* Even without the picture, I know who you're trying to get. There's only one purple dreieck in Frenchtown. I see him many times. Is that who Du were trying to get?
Parker: *Speaking, while looking like a robot* None of your business.
Officer 90: Speak normally!
Officer 52: Du may not want to cooperate, but we already know...

The Weiter room we walk in shows STH logos from the past.

Frank: Whoa. There's a lot of Robotnik's.
Sean: Tell me something I don't know. These are logos I've had from 2012, to today. First up, the 2012, to 2013 logo.



Sean: This was the very first logo I had. During that time, every Fan fiction I wrote was filmed in Black & White. Except for Sonic In St. Louis. That was the very first Fan fiction to be filmed in color. I think you'll like this one clip from it.

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Sean: Do Du even know...

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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: Du killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one Minute without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot Von a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

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Sean: *Listening to the music* Hey, now we're talking.
Liam: This Musik is awesome.
Parker: I don't like it.
Hawkeye: I think it's ahead of it's time.
Parker: Oh yeah, Du live in the 50's.
Orion: *Crashes a freight train*
Snowflake: *Sighs* My brother......*Looks at the reader* Oh, hello there. Welcome to another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm your hostess tonight. We got a good lineup for you, and it goes somewhat like this.

12 PM - Now

Trainz
The Nut House

12:30 PM - Later

Revenge Of The Diesels

Snowflake: I'm sorry, we usually...

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Hawkeye: *Sitting at the station with Coffee Creme* When does our train get here?
Coffee Creme: Not sure.
Sean: *Passes by, pulling seven passenger cars*
Hawkeye: That definitely was not our train.
Tim: *Sitting in the M4 police car with Julia* When are we getting some action?
Julia: Soon.
Double Scoop: Ice cream anyone?
Twilight: Man, I hate ice cream!
Double Scoop: *Pulls a lever*
Twilight: *Falls through a hole*
Double Scoop: That's what happens when Du tell me Du hate ice cream. I'm Double Scoop, and I'm hosting this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. To get things starting,...

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Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing Weiter to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are Du two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be Wird angezeigt the oben, nach oben four episodes of On The Block.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I sagte last episode...

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh Hey there. Du must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, oder bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system...

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Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many Fragen do Du have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the Sekunde half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, Du stupid engine!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh...

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Hawkeye: *Hears the song playing*
Tim: Okay, who turned on that song?
Tom: Get something better on for crying outloud!!
Mortomis: Yeah!
Captain Jefferson: Fine. *Switches the song*

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Captain Jefferson: Du don't know good Musik when Du hear it.
Percy: We're back!
James: Everyone already knows that Percy.
Henry: *Crosseyed* Duh, hi, I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I can eat your whole face off.
Duck: *Stops Weiter to Henry* That's not right Henry. Hi guys, ente here with Henry. He's hosting this week, but as Du can tell, he's an idiot, so I'm helping him host this week of Sean's Spectacular...

Mel had a convoy of 3 Suburbans being lead Von a Traverse.

Johnny: *Driving to the base with Warren in his Alfa Romeo*
Warren: What are we doing now?
Johnny: We're doublechecking to see if the base is safe.

One of the Suburbans had the kofferraum, stamm open, revealing someone with a grenade launcher.

BLM Soldier 45: *Aiming at the base entrance* Standing by.
Mel: Good. Stay here, and wait for my signal. *Runs down a hügel with Henry, and 13 others*
Johnny: *Going 62 miles an hour*
Warren: Stop. I think I see something on the hill.
Johnny: *Pulls over*
Warren: *Looks at the mountain on his cell phone with a high zoom*...

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Kevin: Our creator is finally here.
S.B: Don't give away my identity!
Parker: Too late.
Liam: It was already gegeben away in the ending credits of your show.
S.B: Ah. Oh well, I don't care. Today's a nice day, especially for train watching.
Jazlin: *Passing Von with a passenger train at high speed*
Snowflake: Can we get the Zeigen going again please?
Kevin: No one's stopping you.
Snowflake: Okay, we got a special Fan fiction for Du tonight. It's Revenge Of The Diesels. Back to Sodor everyone.

Sodor, 1977

Thomas: *Pulling Annie, and Clarabel on his branch line*
Paxton: *Stops at a station with a...