Rosalie

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone Von it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would Du prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If Du haven't come to Forks then Du wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...

Carlisle: Hello Miss.Swan.

Bella: Oh hello...I didn't notice Du there.

Carlisle: Oh that's okay.

Bella: Were Du running?

Carlisle: Maybe. I thought I heard noises.

Bella: Sorry about that I just needed to go to the bathroom.

Carlisle:...

Bella: Yeah...sorry. I'll see Du in morning.

Carlisle:...yes dear.

Bella: Good night. I hope Du will get any sleep.

Carlisle: Well thank you. I don't know if I would get any sleep in cause I am vampire. Du already know that. Right?

Bella: What? You're vampire too?!

Carlisle: Didn't Edward tell you? Oh no...

Bella: Haha that's okay I already know. I am just...

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i sagte so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought Du couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do Du see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one Du hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...

"Bella!Edward! so good to see you!" Esme yelled.
"Oh dear, this is going to be a long day" I thought.
"Hey there my brother! And my sister!" Emmett cried. I turned around hoping to sneak out the garage door,
"Rosalie, and where might Du be going this fine evening?" Carlisle asked tilting his head to the left.
"Oh! umm.. I was just going out for a hunt, it's been almost two weeks since my last one" I replied giving my best innocent smile.
"But Edward and Bella are here, can't Du wait afew hours?" asked Carlisle.
"I'd much rather go now if thats ok" I sagte looking out the window.
"Please Carlisle,...