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posted by MissD416

My fellow Hamtards, I think I've gone bonkers.

One night, two weeks Vor I had a dream that is stuck in my memory like a tattoo and it goes like this:

I had just walked in the door to my house and I went into my room to get changed out of my uniform and when I come out, Jeremy Clarkson is in my dining room and on the phone to someone. Von now I'm confused and I go down to ask what's going on here, but then my dog barks at some cars parked outside. There's a knock at the door and when I open it, James May walks through and starts talking to Clarkson, then Richard Hammond walks in and smiles and...

A strange crush...

posted by Hamsterlovemore

Richard Hammond, Du are a bloody herz breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. oben, nach oben Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way Du have such enthusiasm for everything, the way Du explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If Du came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold Du close, and KISS Du within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat Du to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share popcorn with you, then take Du to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a tabelle Von the window, and declare my undying Liebe for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take Du home, KISS Du Mehr and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! Liebe Du Hamster!