My fellow Hamtards, I think I've gone bonkers.
One night, two weeks Vor I had a dream that is stuck in my memory like a tattoo and it goes like this:
I had just walked in the door to my house and I went into my room to get changed out of my uniform and when I come out, Jeremy Clarkson is in my dining room and on the phone to someone. Von now I'm confused and I go down to ask what's going on here, but then my dog barks at some cars parked outside. There's a knock at the door and when I open it, James May walks through and starts talking to Clarkson, then Richard Hammond...
Richard Hammond, Du are a bloody herz breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. oben, nach oben Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way Du have such enthusiasm for everything, the way Du explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If Du came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold Du close, and KISS Du within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat Du to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon,...
Hi Richard. I Liebe you. Du are really sexy, and Du are my favourite person on oben, nach oben Gear. I absolutely loved the Africa oben, nach oben Gear. i always watch with my Grandpa. I would really Liebe to meet you, oder have your E-Mail address. I hope Du see this and reply. I can give Du my E-Mail address if Du like. If I got a message from you, I would be really happy. Lots of love. Ash. xoxo
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