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1. Du can do whatever Du damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. Du can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. Du can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. Du don't having to think about birth control, calendars oder ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. Du can go out and flirt as much as your herz desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet sitz issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?


If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Du overtake the last...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him Du met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do Du listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him Von his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your Favorit guy[If Du hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson oder some who Du like ALLOT!]

9. Come Home saying Du found your true...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the Jahr on his pickup transporter, van but when I did not see him for over a Jahr I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying orange on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as Du want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza oder something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for Essen
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason Du have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Von their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail Du out of jail and tell Du what Du did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin Weiter to Du sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen Du cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony Fan fiction. If Du do not like talking Pferde that come in different colors, run for your life.

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....


Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Du will all be transferred...
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